how do you deal with gringo tourists?
stay away from them and pretend to speak no engrish
That is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.... I want to marry her.
wh*te person in MY country
he gonna get BLACKED
we don't have many but when we do we are very nice to them
use my shitty spanish on them, it really pisses them off
Hispanics "tourists" in America make me rage beyond belief.
The thought of a tour group of the people who are otherwise invading your country is confusing, condescending, and fucking enraging.
We beat wh*Tes in public.
I would be pissed to no end if you did that
we kill them
Beat them with rolled newspaper
good, fuck your obnoxious highschool tourists
europe and russia is so miserable that burgers killed themselves
I kindly ask them to give me their backpack.
Condescending attitude and shit weather. London's also horrible which helps because it's the only place the Yankee Boys visit.
Only reason I never bother spending money traveling to bongastan.
I really want to hit that guy in the face
those gay-ass shoes
go to Japan /South Korea
You'd be surprised how often the constant grey and rain makes you want to cave your fucking skull in.
what? she is quite average
how do you drown on dutchland
Better than 6 months of summer hell.
But London looks nice on pics and movies, or is it getting Children of Men-ish there?
and can't even see her that well from that angle
you mean you want to cave my fucking skull in? with one punch? or you are talking about your own?
Tourist ask me a good local spot
Tell them the touristy shit only
Tourist asks me where something is
Never heard of it
I know exactly where it is
Tourist ask me about an actual local spot
Tell them it's touristy and recommend a touristy place for them to go as a local spot
Tourist ask a good place to swim
Recommend the e.coli river
Tourist ask me a good place to bike
Recommend a really busy and dangerous road
I probably shouldn't work in a welcome center..
Give them chink waifus to produce Elliot Rodgers.
Its always the americans driving on the wrong side of the road.
kek he actually looks like the mochila dude from that video
Because he is.
user, "Accident" doesn't include car or motorcycle accidents. Car accidents are teal while motorcycle accidents are light blue. They die in car accidents in shithole countries where people drive like maniacs.
London is a money cow. The people there work long hours for little pay. Everything is expensive, a one bedroom apartment will cost hundreds of thousands of pounds. Everywhere that's not a tourist trap is a shithole. A good 40% of the buildings look like they should be from Soviet Russia. I don't think I need to mention London is also majority immigrant. It's just not a place to live. It's a place to work.
nice. so he is a family man. did he go jail or what
How do you drown near the Sahara
I just stay away from Amsterdam.
For non richfags must be a commuting hell, but looks like every major city in the world its getting polarized with richer rich and inflated prices.
In the US it's because it's becoming more accepted and necessary to get roomates into your late 20s and even 30s (and beyond).
20-30 years ago roomates were basically only a college thing.
They take drugs or alcohol and jump in a canal.
go to dutchland
go to togo
if doesn't get shot, suicide self
The classical countryside-city exodus seem to be a thing from the past outside the poorest rural countries, Now it's just too expensive and with less room for low-skilled industrial jobs.
me on the right