If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs

If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs.

I'd make sure the pretzel bites are actually fucking good on a consistent basis.

>this was the height of Sup Forums """comedy""" before baneposting
Thank g-d for TDKR.

sorry, only raw and unblemished whole potatoes to feast on in my theatre

eh...i mean this meme advanced pretty far too ya know
albeit it didn't kill anyone or crash any planes IRL
I like when people talk about falconries and spas in their theaters
my theater has an excellent cobbler and haberdasher as well the finest maker of opera cloaks in this hemisphere
but sadly we do not have a dippin dots

how would people eat it in a theater without making a noise

Chili and Sea Bass.

I'd stick to popcorn because that shit is good with movies
Buckets of dried berries and nut trail mix
Homemade grilled sliders
Beer in a cup that we marked and would be limited to one beer, you also had to turn in a special ticket stub you got at the ticket counter if you asked for it and showed proof of age. Try and restrict people getting drunk there and also ruining their movie experience by having to piss all the time.

I thinks Chilean and Sea Bass

>one beer
Whats the point then?

for me it's mcchickens

nachos with cheddar free refills whenever you want

Fresh french fries, lightly salted.

patagonian toothfish

with chili

I'd also let everyone smoke and drink like old times.

For me, it's the McChicken

Throw in cheap shit projectors and sound systems while you're at it.

ACT

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I'd also hire a bunch of actors to act funny while sitting next to randoms and scare the shit out of them.
I'd only play b-movies from the 80s.

Why? Every theater serves crab legs. You should stand out by serving roast quail or liverwurst

Jambalaya and Grouper

Chocolate cake with no beverages

And make sure you're charging $0.35 for a movie ticket, just like the old times.

Eggs benedict

Fondue with buttered sourdough and skewered platypus breast meat to dip.

that would be the tits

mine would have Iron Anvils and you cant bring your own these are rented.

For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

You bring a silencer sleeve to place your crab legs in before cracking them

Would the crabs legs be fished from the Theatre saltwater lake?

This. Don't you people know anything?

I'll throw in your mom while I'm at it.

I'm fucking your dad while your mom eats my ass this very moment.

Bread and water. I would show nothing but Marvel movies.

Joking aside, I would probably make a luxury dine-in theater with decent quality chairs, a table, and where you can order stuff before the movie (or maybe have something where you can order on a tablet during it). Probably stuff like steak, seafood, burgers, etc. Just some place to relax in. I've heard of some smaller theaters doing stuff like this.

The IMAX that is like a hour away has some pretty decent food oddly enough.

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