>"So I was at the gym working on my hot bod" *amy gestures to her thick figure* >"but I was getting so hot and sweaty, and my vagina smelled so bad some of the other people at the gym started to pass out from the stink." >"There was a bunch of muscular, strong guys all completely knocked out from one sweaty vagina, so I went around jerking them off and collecting their cum in my water bottle. I was like FREE PROTEIN DRINK am I right ladies?"
How can anyone tell me with a straight face her special wasn't ten times funnier than Dave Chappelle
Asher Wright
Is that an actual quote?
That's fucking terrible. No wonder you Amerifags all hate the bitch.
I hear she ripped off some guys work too, right?
Charles Ortiz
>tfw can't tell if real quote or fiction
Joshua Morgan
this
Dominic Turner
Man did she really say that tho...
Brandon Johnson
Absolutely vile. How the fuck do people laugh at this shit?
Justin Rogers
this
Alexander Murphy
this
Chase Thompson
>Richard Pryor >George Carlin >Louis C.K. >All unfunny, but they get a pass for being men
Justin Scott
> > >this This
Jackson Jenkins
all these
Ian Sanders
Please tell me this is close to, or an actual joke in the special.
Carter Rodriguez
Is this reddit's final form?
Jack Foster
These two posts in particular
Jack Kelly
a woman has been ripping off men's hard work since the beginning for fucking time >see: Genesis
Elijah Gutierrez
>the diary of a pornstar is comedy now
Jordan Gray
>being this prudish
I mean yeah, she isn't that funny. But to say it's because it's gross? Kinda reactionary my dude :/
Anthony Lewis
a) how did these big strong guys get boners when they're knocked out from her smelly vagina? b) muscular guys in gyms are all fags She's so tryhard and unfunny it hurts
Landon Allen
I laughed at this, that's how I know a male wrote it.
Good pasta OP.
Landon Phillips
Holy shit I'm one minute into it and its like she is having a convo with someone on the street
Jaxon Garcia
(OP) >>"So I was at the gym working on my hot bod" *arnie gestures to his thick figure* >>"but I was getting so hot and sweaty, and my balls smelled so bad some of the other people at the gym started to pass out from the stink." >>"There was a bunch of curvy, big tittied girls all completely knocked out from one sweaty sack, so I went around fingering them and collecting their vaginal juices in my water bottle. I was like FREE NECTAR am I right fellas?"
This would kill a career.
Camden Bennett
>>"So I was at the gym working on my hot bod" *arnie gestures to his thick figure* >>"but I was getting so hot and sweaty, and my balls smelled so bad some of the other people at the gym started to pass out from the stink." >>"There was a bunch of curvy, big tittied girls all completely knocked out from one sweaty sack, so I went around fucking them because hey, free protein shake am I right fellas?"
Hell, sounds like something you could get away with.
Aaron Rodriguez
She, multiple times, talks about her vagina and how it smells.