Christ shes repulsive

christ shes repulsive

Thank god

Jesus christ.... Who the fuck looked at her and thought "Barbie"?

she's literally the ronda rousey of acting

>ronda rousey gets notoriety
>small roles in films
>loses title
>gets cut from all movies she had lined up due to trouble with her acting skills aka no talent
>does whatever she can to stay relevant
>fades into the abyss being a chump instead of a champ

>no longer able to commit to a gym schedule cause im a fat cunt

fixed. she literally cant play barbie.

Honestly, it's probably a good career move.

Why would you want to associate yourself with Sony's latest Disaster in Waiting?

>due to scheduling conflicts

SSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish she could get her shit kicked in like Ronda though

>Why would you want to associate yourself with Sony's latest Disaster in Waiting?

Was she going to actually play Barbie or just some fat gay rival?

Don't forget someone was so fed up with Snooki's bullshit that they punched her right in the fucking face knowing cameras were on him.

She'll fuck up at some point I bet. She's too much of an entitled cunt.

She knew it would flop and would assassinate what little character she has left.

more like Mattel told her to fuck off
who the fuck would by a barbie for their young daughter knowing this cunt would eventually be looked up to?

this bitch killed her career by being so vulgar. to me it's hilarious.

Shekels? The thing Sony can't make?

That's why she's avoiding it, or why they're avoiding her. Either way.

she already has

the leather special has flopped, even her fans including my gf find it unfunny. the special is actually a bit of a blessing, since netflix is promoting it so heavy as an "original". more people can be exposed to her and see that the memes are right.

Shrek live action action remake when?

D R O P P E D

A woman talking about blasting shit in her pants probably shouldn't be in a Barbie movie. I don't know how they let that jewish comedian be in Reck It Ralph, with all the shit she says. It must have been another time.

I don't really understand all the hate directed toward Amy Schumer recently,
and I think people could be a bit more genital, before fingering the blame.
I mean come on guys, cheese a real solid Babe just trying her saggy breast to
slob it out, and become a giant in the cunt-throat world of comedy.
Did it heifer once occur to you that Amy is merely trying to steak her clam
in this male dominated arena, and comedy Can be a rocky road if not executed
potbelly.
Many feel she deserts a good roasting and try and plump her in with the
likes of Carlos Mencia, but fail to realize many others would apple crumble
under the constant pressure to be funny and original.
If you want to pork about a woman touched by the ham of the almighty, look
no further than Amy Schumer to be the bacon of shining light for those who
want to trot in her footsteps.
If you guys could stop being big pussies and just meat her halfway I'm
sure she'd steal your hearts and you'd have a real whale of a time.
People need to face fats that Amy's going to be round for many years,
and is baking no prisoners on her way into the anals of history.

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Can't wait for who she blames when her other movie flops

Sarah Silverman has a cute voice.

top kek

Unfortunately I heard her pussy smells like small zoo animals.

No that's Amy. Sarah's pussy smells like Jimmy Kimmel's dick which smells like Adam Carolla's saliva.

fantastic

post more pics of amy im close

someone screamcup this

Fuck off alt right pussies

>He said as he white knighted a celebrity whose comedy acts consists of jokes about her vagina.

>Ken: Hey Barbie! Wanna go out for dinner?

>Barbie: MY PUSSY SMELLS LIKE A SMALL GOAT *Snnnnoorrt!* *farts*

>Ken: Great, see you in an hour!

Yeah probably not the ideal role model for little girls

>you are alt right if you and everyone else thinks a comedian is unfunny because she talks about her smelly pussy 65℅ of the time
>netflix users are all alt-right for voting one star

Dont you have some place to harrass actual job going citizens?

Don't put me in screencap

is this one of those sub reddit rooms?

I'm a SJW and she's terrible

(((Who))) indeed

FUND IT

Except Ronda was a an Olympic Judo competitor and legitimately defeated a number of opponents.

Call me a liar, but I know enough about martial arts to know that she won those matches. She got fucked up by stand-up opponents later because she's in a bad fighting camp and if she comes back, I'm pretty sure she's going to lose again.

Schumer and Rousey aren't the same at all. I hate to quote Rogan, but "how dare you."

Thank christ, now with Schumer out of the picture I can finally go see the Barbie movie!

>alt right
chatting with ai has you convinced of some odd things

The concept for the movie was that she was going to be a Fat Ugly Barbie in a world of Barbies (Barbieland). She gets kicked out of Barbieland for being an ugly piece of shit, but then saves it and the moral is "it's what's on the inside that counts."

yeah she wants to keep her schedule with a burger rather than a gym

>"it's what's on the inside that counts."
>My smelly vagina
>men and their penis's
>blowjobs
>cum on titties
>shit out all my holes
>blackout rape
Such a role model for
children the world over.
Sony is kill.

>Barbie walks into her dream house
>finds Ken sitting on the couch
>KEN! My vagina smells like a barnyard animal!

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>Leslia Jones cast as the new Barbie after Amy Schumer's dropout

To be fair, it wouldn't be the first time an adult comedian did a children's film. Plus, she'd be playing a character. I don't think jokes told by the actor really takes away from the message of a movie they're in but I suppose it really doesn't matter now because she's not in this one.

The movie didn't FIT her schedule... hehe.. did you get it?

She's overweight and likely has issues fitting into certain clothing so I made a pun about her not being able to fit such a project in her schedule, subtly hinting at her weight being an issue.

>Sony Exec: We are so thrilled to have you playing Barbie. You're perfect for the role it will bring in tons of women!
>Amy: Yes I'm so excited for this role, I'll do anything for it.
>Sony Exec: Well as you know Barbie has a certain figure, now we're not expecting you to be skinny we do want a Body Image positive Barbie but we'd like you to look like you did back at the Roast for Charlie Sheen (pic related).
>Amy: Uhhh
>Sony Exec: So when can we have you start working with a trainer.
>Amy: I'm sorry I can't do this role I have so many events schedules. Bye!

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DAMN AMY SCHUMER USED TO LOOK LIKE *THAT*???!!??!!?!?!!!

*takes out dick*

still fat as shit

>To be fair

goodbye morning wood for the next 15 years.

>I’m bummed
I doubt anyone would do that, you sloppy fat bitch.

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When Amy Schumer was young and told everyone she was going to be a comedian, they all laughed at her

But nobody's laughing now.

shut the fuck up you unfunny cunt

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>Sup Forums tier humor
Get a tumor

See

crying

see

fuck off

im conviced Sup Forums has the most children

TL;DR

>“Sadly, I’m no longer able to commit to Barbie due to eating conflicts." the actress then burried her head in a bucket of ice cream.

did you think that was funny

Yes.

>“Sadly, I’m no longer able to commit to Barbie due to scheduling conflicts,”

Yeah I'm sure it had nothing to do with being a fat porky pig bitch
And those "scheduling conflicts" are actually feeding times at her gold plated troth, which she bought with stolen jokes

>>KEN! My vagina smells like a barnyard animal!

They need to make a Talking Barbie that says that.

Feminists don't know which way is up or down anymore.

oh you

The jews

>scheduling conflicts
That's a funny way of saying hourly burger breaks.

kek
it was

these bantz are on fire

>my pussy smells like a barnyard animal
10/10 comedy folks

Looks actually pretty cute here wouldnt mind cuddling

MY


PUSSSYYYYYY!!!!

>Young girls lose yet another strong and empowered role model to the patriarchy
This is why we need feminism.

Have any of you watched Train wreck? That was her big breakout role, and yet I don't think I laughed at a single thingame she did in the movie. It was entirely carried by the supporting cast.

>she fell for the fat meme
Kind of a shame. Besides her pointy chin she looks very good here

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and they say women aren't funny...

What went so horribly wrong...?

>Amy, you gonna need to lose 50 pounds for the role
>Im dropping out

Women no longer need to be attractive or talented to receive praise, so why bother

It didn't get any worse desu

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I don't really like Amy Schumer's comedy but I did like some of her interactions in her show and in Trainwreck, she's by no means the best actress but I'd like to see her in more rolls

Well, they were right.

heh

Is this kino?

Post the I want to fuck Amy Schumer pasta.

>that (((face)))
>attractive in any timeline

ayyy

>fatass Barbie movie
How does Sony keep greenlighting such obviously awful ideas? Is it a money laundering operation?

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