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Forcing our views upon the goyim Edition
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>aussie /isr/

>Australian /isr/ thread
To the trash you go.

Passport taking forever and trip organizer keeps calling me telling me about ticketing deadline

If they take me off the flight I'm converting to Islam

where are you going

if it makes you feel any better the same works the other way around. Getting a passport to visit the US is hell too

Birthright in December

I paid an extra $60 for an expedited passport so hopefully it's only another week. Most annoying part was having to get a money order because the state dept doesn't take debit cards. What century is this

yeah, I dont really know why but Israel doesn't really do debit cards. Its almost all credit cards, although credit cards were until fairly recently owned and issued by banks.

>it's almost all credit cards

Jews do love usury

>no debit only credit
Plenty of surprises in the great Jewish nation of Israel

>Jews do love usury
Actually usury between Jews is strictly forbidden. ofcourse no bank actually cares about it.

There is some sense behind it unifying behind credit cards as opposed to debit cards, but I'll spare you the economics lecture suffice to say that this is the situation simply because its the most simple one. And credit cards here work pretty much like debit cards.

read again. I said "Its almost all credit cards" meaning debit card is an option, but not very popular. infact the only people who have debit cards are either young people or people with bad credit that cant get credit cards. There is no good reason why not to choose a credit card over a debit card.

אאהההחחח...

מפתיע שזה לא נתניה.
[spoiler]אבל לא מפתיע אם זה בדרום תל אביב[/spoiler]

does /isr/ love the Netherlands?

we love amsterdam for the weed

we call it holland

DUDE WEED LMAO

where can I find a qt waifu(3d) to talk to about my depression and anxiety?

no qt will want your whiny ass go cut yourself

>Israeli """banter"""

>ywn despacito with Maya
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maya really is unforgettable
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t.le depressed teen

>le
I think we know who the real teen is

>no u
great comeback

>מחר חוזרים ללימודים

>מחר חוזר ללימודים וגם יש לי מבחן במסדי נתונים

תהרגו אותי וזהו

קורוואַ

Fuck off kike.

Cyka blyat

סמסטר קיץ?

>arab aussie makes /isr/
hmm

fuck you scumbag dane stop killing moose

This isn't the previous thread you dumb cunt

Also you're not supposed to write the name of the general in capital letters

GODS WHAT A STUPID BOY

Do you love Adi?


youtu.be/nlqwi34J1bg

סמסטר אביב, הטכניון החליט לעשות ככה שמועדי ב' של סמסטר אביב זה מועד א' של סמסטר קיץ

She used to be pretty hot like 10 years ago. Then she became just another washed up roastie trying to hang on to relevancy in the most pathetic ways possible.

>מפרסם הצפרדעים המטופש הוא למעשה קרנן שכר שמפרסם מהטלפון שלו כאשר הבוס שלו לא מסתכל
מסביר למה הוא לא פה היום

>מפרסם הצפרדעים המטופש

איזה מהם?

המטרה של השנה?
לזיין איזו זנזונת מהלימודים

And so the Jews will start their atempt at civilization.
Cultivating this desert into their village.

אני בטוח שהיא מאוד תתרשם מההישגים שלך במשחקי מחשב והמידע הנרחב שלך בנוגע לסדרות סיניות מצוירות
:^)

האנימה היחידה שראיתי זה דרגון בול בכיתה ג

And so the tribal jews set their village up.
The life is harsh and there is no food left.
Time to eat those cats to survive the next day.

DON'T YOU DARE

I wouldn't be able too, I'm a virgin

אפס עלוב

sry already eaten.
Potatoes take their time to grow.
Have to refer to non kosher food.

The jews developed stone cutting.
Now finally a city can prosper in this desert that happen to have only very little wood for building.

REMOVE MOOOSE FROM PREMISE

remove dane.

The first hardships.
A heat wave, little food.
Some jews went crazy and wander in agony.
This is the end!!

The lack of food is forcing me to take a walk somewhere else and hunt for some animals.
We are going to make it. Surely!

>the german on /isr/

what's this autism simulator called?

Rimworld

GAS ALL KIKES
RACE WAR NOW!!!
[???(this is a question not a recommendation)]

Thinking of moving to Israel when I finish uni. What are the pros and cons? Already have the citizenship

Don't

pros: better than russia
cons: worse than proper first world

Unironically this

מי \רוצה לזיין את איילת שקד\ פה?

אני ואני לא גאה בזה

מעדיף את ציפי חוטובלי לומר את האמת

Jerusalem the city of the tribe of Israel is taking shape.
The hardships are bypassed for now and the crops had a good yield.
The big storage is build and it's time to start a new Era of prosperity!

השם נשמע מוכר ואני כנראה אמור להכיר אבל מי זאת?

You better get some guns because arabs are going to gang up on you soon.

שרת המשפטים שלך

Got some guns thanks to visitors who get mad over what ever and kill each other.
I play peacefull Pheobe thogh. Want the cozy build up haven't played for a long time.

why are m*zrahi so right wing? Low IQ?

לא עוקב אחרי פוליטיקה. הכל אותו חרא

I would kill Naftali Benett without a problem

yeah rural and suburban retards voted for bibi all city people voted for Herzog
joking aside my grandpa lives in a town that voted 54% jewish home

U M A

hadera?

DELICIA

Burn this town.

it's near Hedera but it has like 1000 people in it
i don't think you're allowed there if you aren't a religious Zionist

how do i get a jewish gf

go to Budapest, countryside of Ukraine and Israel

never ever

>tfw can't stop eating

go to college in NYC or upstate New York and you'll be posting
>how do i get a gentile gf

Again there is a shortage in food because a cold snap destroyed the crops.
The building of the Temple and the Parlament started.
So far the jewish community wasn't able to grow. Somehow nobody joins.

Hopefully the j*wish community will fail

>cold snap
>israel

Don't know lad some weather phenomenon brough up to -15°C at night in the middle of spring.

I bet goyim did this

What is this