droppin them amphos edition
FLORIDA??? But Daddy I wanted to go to BIRMINGHAM!!!
more like buttfartingham haha
so this is my big night?
me, tripping my nuts off, watching you do endless pooing
Thinking of breaking up with the newly acquired (three weeks ago) gf
Just have this feeling in my gut that something's not right.
The search backend returned an error.
does this fucking website ever work the way you want it to
need her to crush my skull
Post your favourite creepshot webms or pics and I'll rate them out of 10
I'll post them as long as you promise not to do that
Based Warden of t' North.
yeah i've got one
it's a picture of you
More people died from Tory austerity in winter 2015 than in the 'Reign of Terror' of the French Revolution.
These days, you'd be thrown in jail for having a girl sit on your lap
saw 'what time ye on till pal' on a meme as well as a faketaxi video and i still have no idea what it means
Birmingham new street station is nice, there's a restaurant called yakinori there and they do a really nice chikcen katsu
I'm the only true free thinker in this thread. I detest all of you sheep
DON'T break up with your gf until you have a prospective gf on the sidelines. You'll miss the sex
decided basketball is now going to be my second favourite sport
flat earth is real
it's spelled 'favorite''
if you go clubbing past 25, you're that creepy guy
hillary clinton on graham norton lads, talking about how she owned drumpf on twitter
going to bristol on thursday to see my brother
what should i expect?
cute but whorish at the same time
the worst kind
Good point. Better start going out again to meet new girls
Used to be good. Full of nonwhites now.
You mean they're repeating the show that was on yesterday?
i don't go clubbing, i'm under 25 and i'm still that creepy guy
big brother is watching you
oi son, sit on me lap and tell me want you want for christmas, got a cheeky present for you 'ere already ;)
how many fucking times do I have to tell youtube to stop recommending me UFC videos before they finally get the message??
I don't like clubs
t. has only ever been to Popworld
breaded chicken cutlet from iceland
manchild brainlet runt
breaded chicken cutlet from paki takeaway or burger shop
breaded chicken cutlet from jap place
oh wow how cultured la di da
state of this country.
half of bristol is really nice and half of it is shithole
also true of residents
post fucking machines
Would a member of the janitorial staff please come to aisle /brit/
Full of nonwhites now.
wowee colour me surprised a city in the south full of nonewhites
that's a big willy.
playing a spot of fallout 2 chaps
what should I order from dominos
It's based on your last 100 watched videos. Put some music on and it will go away.
Starving, lads. Ready for my fish fingers, beans and mash. Might put some cocktail sausages in the beans for a laugh.
clubbing is an emperors new clothes situation
do you think cara has a bush?
pizza with sauce, no toppings, no cheese
how would i know mate?
Remember visiting Birmingham to go to the university's open day in sixth form. It was so fucking grim and depressing and ugly, and I'd already visited unis in London, Manny, Glasgow and Sheffield and thought they were all actually rather nice.
Haven't been back since, probably won't ever go back. Can't see any reason to go there at all really.
nothing you obese planetoid
When will we start calling people insects/insectoids like we used to instead of runt? Not liking this runt shite
I wonder how much training, money and material western Antifa groups gave fighters in the middle east...
birmingham is really nice fuck off.
we have so many good pizza places in the states and you're getting fucking dominos?
shut up runt
never you runty insect
Looks like they made her shave especially for this shoot, so normally she would
I'm 6'5" and roughly 170lbs
funny how all you brummie lads are going on about how Birmingham was once the centre of the world but now your teams getting dicked Londons finest
Perhaps compared to Pakistan but compared to even other post-industrial British cities it's really horrible.
It's been 6 years lads
yes he is gay
Southwest is white as fuck. And largely conservative/libdem too. Bristol has started ruining it for the rest of the region.
Pretty much this.
Clifton/clifton village is nice. Also not too bad around North Street (Bedminster) now. Rest is shit.
two two toppings for 5.99 each
pizza hut next door to me closed last year
feels like shit just want him back
the spacker's measurement system
second only to measuring thing in ''stones'' when it comes to overall runtishness
it really isnt compared to our other big cities
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
get something local you sniveling rodent
feel like pure shit just want him back
Watching a documentary about Paddington Station
The Queen has arrived at Slough station to make a journey to Paddington and there is not one white person in the crowd haha
gems in this post
have never watched a single UFC video ever. must be the rogan podcasts I watch, but even then I don't watch any with an MMA guest cause I've no interest so theres no reason they should be recommending them so persistently
Stop letting off fireworks, it's not Bonfire Night yet. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
having shows on demand has been an industry standard for a good few years lad
lad with the hat looks like me. defined eyebrows and all.
2011 was 6, almost 7 years ago
remember watching the live coverage over a few days in my uni library, and drinking ribena next to some chinks babbling on while footage came in of him being marched through the streets. and when they all stormed his palace and that lad nicked his hat.
seems like yesterday
it's peng you're just a runt.
its a like beautiful mix between the south and the north.
fish markets, veg and rag markets, some of the nicest pubs on road, really nice restaurants, good nightlife, canals coming out your ears,aesthetic uni, some very nice neighbourhoods. literally all the shops you could want.
proximal to dudley zoo proximal, west midlands safari park, down the road from stratford upon avon, warwick castle, drayton manor, tamworth snow world, solihull ice rink, broad street.
its great. i want to leave london and go back if i can get a job there.
the local place is called sexy pizza. I'm not ordering from a place called sexy pizza.
sister says that i have amazing eyebrows lads
what does that even mean they're just strips of hair
That was on thursday
watched blade runner 2049 yesterday
watching it again on Sunday
tips on getting in the perfect mood for a pensive rewatch?
im thinking maybe some alcohol?
she's trying to say something nice to you but hasn't got much to work on.
might celebrate kwanzaa this year
There's none of these Curry religions here where I live. It's fucking scunners
it's just not though is it, it's... really grim. realllly grim.
you can buy vegetables and fish there
Protip: Anitfa IS ISIS
And this is the first weekend since then
People do stuff with their famiies on the weekend
postpic, if not your sister then your eyebrows
might literally go to the cinema by myself to rewatch bladerunner 2049
hope i dont get made fun of lol
rewatching movies because they're good
don't see the point in this
if anything you might spot some flaws and it'll ruin your good memory of the film
she makes a habit of being mean to me
Emma Watson's poo
Emma Watson's poo
Emma Watson's poo
CLAP CLAP CLAP
Emma Watson's poo
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Emma Watson's poo
CLAP CLAP CLAP
Emma Watson's poo
Emma Watson's poo
Synthwave + Smuggling beer into the kinohaus
it is really nice. i've lived in other parts of the UK (cambridge, london, bristol) and i prefer birmignham everyday.
marathoned this jpeg
don't feel hungry at all
women compliment my eyelashes relatively frequently
have not yet had the courage to ask what exactly they're complimenting and whether they look good for a bloke or they're saying they're very feminine and wish they had them
they're a bit long so i think it's the latter
not sure how to feel about it honestly
nothing but steel and poverty for as far as the eye can see
song about being a homo
feel like pure shit just want him back
african american christmas
all three of those cities are much nicer than Birmingham though. Birmingham is simply a shithole. You're not convincing anyone it's a nice place to live.
first time I went clubbing I didn't know what you were supposed to do so I panicked and ordered a pint
villa dicked fulham today though
you made sure to bring your own pint glass right?
was a complete dunce my first clubbing and forgot my glass
Runt signals [OFFICIAL]
underweight or overweight
watches television regularly
emotionally invested in a sports team
Wear ill-fitting clothes generally
Covets brands like Gucci, Hermes, Armani, Balmain, Givenchy, Audemars Piguet etc.
Covets BMWs, Mercedes, Audis, Ferraries, Lambos...'car people' in general
Doesn't 'like' water
posts of Sup Forums
Listens to Radio 1 or similar
There are more desu but can't be arsed
compliment my eyelashes
what a bizarre species women are
buy 2 coca cola bottles
mix vodka into them
smuggle them into the cinema under my coat
drink them and enjoy Blade Runtime: 2,049 Minutes
What do you do?
hmm yes i see very interesting *walks away*
shopping at louis vuitton is really enjoyable
Well, I started watching Master and Commander at the advice of /brit/
Are all British Captains this fucking retarded?
let's enlist children into our navy
let's put the children directly into battle
let's not evacuate the children and other wounded back to England for proper treatment
let's intentionally kill our own men while chasing a bigger and stronger ship that we have no business chasing
You see, America's navy does it right. We have evacuation crews, backup ships, and we CERTAINLY DO NOT allow minors into any of our military squadrons, no matter how bad we're losing (we literally don't though...Rule Americannia, not Britannia, bitches).
On top of this, you give ultimate sea power (still behind the US) to an Admiral who brags about how many creampies he's taken in his asshole over the years.
The US needs to end its "special relationship" with the UK because I won't allow my country to be associated with a bunch of child labour causing, retarded captain hiring, gay admiral appointing lunatics.
just fill a water bottle with vodka idiot
thats gonna be one massive fart
Business idea: find a smol feminine JF buy him a skirt and tights/thigh highs and then fuck him
Whats your faviroute pepe lads?
For me it most definitely pic related because it sums up the future pretty well:
china feeling smug because capitalisms best, the US & UK are in turmoil
With nobody powerful enough to back up Australia in the region they have to grow and become stronger but ultimately bow to China
Britains only link to a major power is through Australia
USA is smelly foul dog that can just about muster enough brain power to piss itself at the consequence of many civil wars
ideally be drunk enough before going in or just get some quick shots
I want Emma Watson to shart through her leggings on me.
birmingham started the industrial revolution but there's no point pretending it's good today
Birmingham has a population of over million
has 0 (ZERO) Premier League football teams
and to save you time:
West Bromwich/wɛstˈbrɒmJtʃ/is a town inSandwell,West Midlands, England.Historicallypart ofStaffordshire, it is to the northwest ofBirmingham,
to the northwest of Birmingham
pure white trash
big family living off benefits in a country that isn't even his own
smacking my knees
"""""norse martial arts""""""
stabbed some guy who just woke up to death with a shank like a pussy
wow, how alpha!
i prefer birmingham. the ONLY problem with birmingham is the transport is a bit wank.
besides that it is a great city where you have a variety of things to do, things to buy and its all very cheap.
whilst in birmingham i used to shop at one of several chinese supermarkets buying all sorts of goods from the orients, then i'd head over the fish markets to buy fresh squid, scallops and prawn. This was all dirt cheap too, I could live like a prince in birmingham with all of the variety one could wish for, cheap as.
Cambridge might be good for a day trip and London might be an interesting place, but in terms of raw material quality of life, birmingham has them beat.
just saying its grim is meaningless.
the normdrones at work are spiritually, intellectually and philosophically dead, just empty husks, robots programmed to consume
Keeping an eye out so that the next edition is NOT a chinky edition. Do your duty.
/r/ing the video of Prince Charles talking shit on Birmingham
you lads a fan of synth?
Just had sex lads
fucked up the ass
becomes a liberal
aaah yes, the author a pepe image accurately forecasts international relations
Do fuck off
97 new posts
what the fuck
jesus wept you people need to take a step back with these novellas you're writing
not reading a single word of any of them
too poor to go out tonight
what drives pregnant woemn to do pornography?
how fucking degenerate can you get. imagine how fucked it is for your kid.
rate the new fit
5 michellin star resturants
0 (zero, none, does not exit) michellin star resturants
shit mill town with a couple good football teams
only 7 more hours until sleep time
there's no reason why our cultures can't live together
friendly reminder that ''romper stomper'' > ''american history x''
PLEASE support the australian film industry
can't really complain if they're happy
every city has "things to do" and "things to buy", the fact that you think this is a plus point for Birmingham says it all
Birmingham is ugly, has no real cultural highlights, architecture is utterly horrible, no Premier League footy teams, there's absolutely nothing interesting or exciting about it.
It massively punches below its weight for such a massive city. Cities half its size like Bristol, Edinburgh, Liverpool, Sheffield are all far more interesting and worth a visit.
Birmingham is also absolutely full of pakis.
except i want to be pleasantly buzzed not smashed you gaylord
ah but manchester has a really nice indian cafe called the This n That and it's much better than anything in the rest of the uk
dazzlingly fine display of grade-a redditspacing there lad
"UK has great crisps and many flavors"
there's only processed garbage made from potato flour like lays and pringles
one blitz was not enough
Lets face it, ever British city looks exactly the same. Just a big town with a large shopping center plonked in the middle
got enough money to go out i just dont have any friends
I'll lay you out flat on your back m8
subjective rating by a bunch of Frogs who make tyres and just give out stars randomly
objective measure of a football team's success, and the footballing pedigree of the cities the teams are located in
there's only processed garbage made from potato flour like lays and pringles
did you try a newsagent, sainsburys or perhaps ask a local to point you to a back street crisp house?
things to do, things to buy and its all very cheap.
behold the eviscerated pineal gland
what's wrong with this kot
why is he in such pain
Back when I was in primary school, all the pakis kept parroting that Pakistan defeated Manchester United in a football match
Pakis know fuck all about football
I don't know why they feel the need to lie
And I don't know how many believed the crap they were saying
Leeds > Millwall
real cultural highlights
best night life in UK. various open air festivals in birmingha,. various museums. jewellry quarter
some of the loveliest pubs in the UK, with some great architecture eg Wellington, Old Joint stock, the vicotria
premier league teams
things to do
things to buy
actually they don't. you live like a runt in london. you get bored living in a place like cambridge. i imagine liverpool and sheff are alright, but birmingham is bigger and has more going on in them.
Good to see my filter is still working.
Think I'm liking Dunkirk more
baby pull me closer in the backseat of your rover
this is all true tbqh
birmingham is an utterly grim city
villa are going up this year anyway
i had just eviscerated his guts with swift kick of my steeltoe boot
really i've never been there myself
there are three swedes in brit
one from stockholm, one black jew and me, the ordinary swede
have heard good things about Solihull but it might have been lies
Sick of the football stadium, can see it from my window and can always fucking hear the noise.
*walks towards you*
It was, trust me
it's a grim place
most of the north is
would rather live in baghdad than birmingham
she has lionface, like she has just a little bit of downs
She wants a TK Maxx man
the only place that's honestly talked about on /brit/ is failsworth
the virgin complaint
not eating kettle crisps
state of you
You mean Wakefield
Business idea: a centrist political party the seeks to preserve British identity and culture (sure to piss of the lefties) whilst dismantling the nanny state and restoring liberty (sure to piss off the Tories).
solihull is alright, it gains its main advantage of being proximal to birmingham whilst not being birmingham.
Here's the thing about Islam though.
In the west, we worship at the alter of progressiveness. And not the neo marxist SJW progressiveness, but the modernist progressiveness, which really came around during the enlightenment era, and really replaced god, in a pracitcal societal sense, during the existentialist era.
So we see life as an eternal march forward and upwards. Where are we going? No idea. How are we going to get there? We'll figure it out.
Because at the top of the next mountain or at the end of this road is truth, whatever that may be. And we're going to march and work towards it at any cost. Working towards truth and improving life is our societal goal, our driving principal, our collective cause. We look forwards to truth and accomplishment.
But not Islam.
Islam says that the perfect man was Mohommad. He was the final and ultimate prophet of Allah/god before the end times. Imagine our concept of christ, but instead of being a mesianic manifestation/projection of god himself, and therefore beyond the inherent imperfections of man, Mohommad was the perfect man due to his closeness with Allah, but still just a man bestowed with a theophanic understanding/guidance/nature/etc.
i live in Surrey
name of this bint???
does wakefield even exist?
just tried to flick away a toenail clipping and it's only gone and bloody landed in my cup of creaming soda
what were the odds hey
too friendless to go out tonight
Islam basically says that Mohommad got it all right. And that over time everyone would just fuck it all up, and pervert things and destroy things and that society would get worse and worse the more you stray from Mohommad's word and fundamental islamic society.
So while we worship at the alter of constant betterment and the quest towards truth, Islamic society will always be marching back towards Mohommad in 650. Islam basically says that you have to act like people did in the middle of the fucking desert in 650, and emulate a psychopathic, pedophilic warlord with mesianic delusions as a holy mandate. This will never change.
If you have an islamic society it will always try to march back to 650 by nature, and that's the thing people don't understand. A wonderful illustration of this is that the first clock in the entire Islamic world was given to them by Europeans in the late 1700's. They give so little shit about the future, that the concept of keeping track of time was to them a western invention.
Sure the persian world was the intellectual center of the universe back in the 1100's, but that's because the west was under the same religious totalitarianism that islamic societies are under today, and the Ottomans and the Perisans deliberately moved away from Sharia and fundie Islam, arguably because they absorbed the cultures and ideas of Rome when they snapped up Constantinople.
remember telling my mate i bought ostrich steaks at lidl and he couldn't believe me.
hate aspirant-middleclass runts who actually got duped into thinking aldi and lidl are shit. they are low-key the most KINO supermarkets.
how many Odeon points do you lads have
are the memes real?
0.54% of the UK is golf courses
N.e.W. (Nicht ein Wort)*
*translator's note: means 'Not a word'
Went to college there and most of family lives there so yes I believe it's real
Love Birmingham. There are pubs there where they sell this beverage called beer that makes you feel rather queer. Places called "shops" where you can exchange pieces of paper with the monarch's head on them for goods and services. Museums where old things are on display, like the Pen museum where there are loads of pens you can look at. Buildings that were built in the Victorian era - that was ages ago! Queen Victoria was on the throne when they were built!
These are things you simply cannot get anywhere else.
the povvo post
it doesnt make any sense
i feel like im spending way too much money but my bank account is going up
is it possible my online banking is wrong/time delayed?
she wants a man from brum (alabama)
The difference is there's nothing in Christianity that inherently forbids western values. In fact it's largely the foundations for western liberal principals, and Europe was simply kept under the thumb of the Catholic church, trying to maintain it's political grip on all of European society. So when Luther came along, they couldn't say "god forbids individualist values" on god's authority. However Islamists very well can, which is how you get shit like this. And why even a deliberately secular state like turkey is always in danger of falling back into religious totalitarianism as long as you have Islam as a cultural authority. I mean Islam literally means Submission for fucks sake. This is what it's designed to do.
TL;DR version is fuck islam, it's shit. And probably the greatest affliction of the human race at the moment.
yeah mate got another that accurately depicts both our futures, hope you like processed curry
Never been to Birmingham, only been to Montgomery. Lovely place.
if you're with a shit bank and you're paying with contactless, yes
Better than more houses for more pakis
I can't afford this
tfw i get free FT with my uni
find this greatly amusing
implying i don't eat quail, ostrich, truffle tagliolini, monkfish tail and so on and so forth from those cheapo german supermarkets
they're literally a cut above sainsbury, tescos and morrisons.
get the FT for free every day from my uni library
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF
Its practically tradition for Leeds to get heemed on the pitch and heemed outside the ground.
get the FT for free every day from my bins
have an urge to tell a yank to suck his mum
any of you lads watch Death of Stalin
dont use contactless
absolutely outrageous, that land belongs to the second generation somali sheboons with their 6 niglets
Stalin dies at the end
I don't understand why the movie Dunkirk was even made.
I think Saving Private Ryan does a good enough job depicting the landing of the allies in Dunkirk, France, in 1944, plus it shows ALL of the allies landing, not just the Brits.
I think they should've saved the money making the movie and spent it on something more valuable like more funding for the NHS or the BBC.
not sure why you felt the need to post this mate, that was a very emotional match
Yeah. Was tearing up when Stalin died
social media was a mistake
any renting man in
paying for news in the digital era
what the H*CK
no sounds gay and boring and attended only by beardfat left wing virgins
would absolutely love for you to come to wakefield so we can see how mouthy you are when you're not hiding behind a keyboard
notice how men are expected to pay for dates whilst women can expect things for free.
femininity is associated with freedom
should be at the match you bender
*hurls pint at you*
what is inflation
housing bubble collapse when
which one of you is going to suck my willy?
what is inflation
actually mental that anyone who isn't a millennial doesn't own a house with net wealth +300k by now, literally no excuse when a 500k house now was worth like 150k 20 years ago and could have been paid off comfortably in this time
Your waist line
There's only one team from Brum
it's my fetish
alright, i guess I'LL have to do it.
wack it out then... lets get this over with.
you'll never understand real football
One of my mates from uni who went to public school vaguely knows Nat Rothschild and has been to some of those posh society parties where he has also been a guest. Says he's actually alri.
it's okay you can still buy a house in leigh for 50k
should be even more
Yeah, it was really good
what do you call a leaf in autumn? compost
My Week as a Muslim
Fucking state of Channel 4
second map is in 2008 before housing crash
mate genuinely I hat leeds with a passion and would tear your fucking neck off mate
just nationalise all housing please
actually aston villa is also from brum in the sense that aston is an area of brum.
also i think the hawthorns is just one road away from birmingham
not surprised, it's terribly easy to impress people when you're rich
people have an ingrained bias against male fantasy becuase it's much more likely to lead to situations such as rape and stalking
that's because women are stupid slags that can't be trusted with freedom
everyone going back to plato has known this
the eternal roastie
I'm a filthy muzungu, sorry.
destined for a life of flatmates me
One thing you notice when visiting yank land is the complete absence of variety in motor vehicles
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