British animal documentaries
>Calm
>original selfmade animal footage
>"And here its here we find the noble.."
American animal documentaries
>guitarr sounds
>rapid cuts
>"THIS IS ONES REAL KILLING MACHINE"
>"m-muh bigfoot"
Australian animal documentaries
>spends at least 15 min talking about how Austrailia is unique
>Kookaburra stock sounds
>the host catch animals and shows them off for the camera
Can we all just agree on this once and for all?
really makes ya think
Fuck you for making me google a cockaburra
>Implying anyone gives a fuck about Australia
>Guitar riff
>Turns 360
>Moonwalks away
Planet Earth II was a good show
>Japanese documentary
>stars with "ding ding ding ding ding HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
If you smoke weed it's fuckin amazing
>onweed.jpg
It was actually a great show
>hoooooo
>not YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>japanese documentary
>starts with someone profusely apologizing
>HAI HAI HAI HAI... SOKA.. HAI HAI...
**cicadas loudly in the background**
>wild cockaburra are allowed to lick their son's bums clean with their tongues but we are not
Why is this allowed?
I just want to lick my boy's butt without being judged.
Is that so wrong??
You forgot the bit where the Australian host tackles the animal and sticks his thumb up its ass.
Nothing will beat watching the original on LSD
wtf I hate society now
The fuck is wrong with you?
>Japanese documentary
>starts with a motivational speech so views doesnt commit seppuku
>Australian animal documentaries
>host dies
Victorians really idealized nature (just look at their houses/furniture).
Americans had to tame nature while expanding west.
Australians never completely conquered their wildlife or drove it out of populated areas.
I'm over simplifying, but this is a Sup Forums post.
It's funny how those things are still influencing people today.
Shouldn't you be on Reddit?
British Animal Documentaries
>Just filming the animal w/ narration,
Target Demo:
>The elderly
>People looking to have a nap
American Animal Documentaries
>Shitty footage edited together to look action packed
>spastic cuts, flashes, and snap zooms
>spooky music when predator shows up
>bongo music and guitar squealing when predator kills pray
>gore is still obstructed by quick cuts and spastic camera movements
Target Demo:
>Blacks
>Trailer trash
Australian Animal Documentaries
>Digidoos
>borderline animal molestation
>a sunburned drunk guy rolling around in the dirt fingering a croc
Target Demo:
>Australians
>bestiality enthusiasts
>sadists
>women
Ironically, that happened to the guy in the picture you posted.
>fingering a croc
Name one documentary where this happened
American animal documentaries:
>"Who would win in a race.. a Tiger... or a Monster truck!!!!"
>guitar sounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>... "Find out....... after these ads™!"....
>.. ".. this show was brought to you by Colgate™, for a brighter smile..."
Because you'll never have a son because no woman will ever touch you because you're a disgraceful degenerate because your mother told you every day she wanted to abort you because she was also a degenerate because she was a whore that fucked slimy dudes without a condom and that's how you came to be conceived
?
american documentary about mars
>"THIS IS A PLANET THAT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE IN YOU BACKYARD"
Just do it, man. Nobody is going to know.
Shouldn't you be on ? When will you faggots get tired of raiding the normal boards?
What are some bitchin guitar riffs used in based american documentaries?
keked
Its funnier how people attach non-existent significance to things after the fact
>>"THIS IS ONES REAL KILLING MACHINE"
Got a real good chuckle outta me.
Remembered all the Discovery Channel and Animal Planet shows I watched as a kid.