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the absolute madman
are >we even going to win a game before the 5 day bye?
long road trip
facing a goalie armored with the pure power of memes
t-this is going to go great
fuck this guy
didn't one of these teams just lose to the fucking sabres?
i dont like this meme, but its probably better than the 10pm start for easties
remember when jakkets were west and they were absolutely shit tier but the canucks would still lose to them anyway because of the meme that the canucks beat good teams but lost to all the shit ones? good times
Ducks brother living in Seattle here, is a game in Vancouver worth going to? I know it's expensive as hell but I miss going to games. Just moved up north a month ago, at least there's an all-hockey bar nearby my place.
I have fun
Torts did nothing wrong
Nucks 7-12-3 at home
You'll have a good time if Anaheim's visiting
OH LAWD HERE WE GO
THANK YOU BASED MARKSTROM
depends on who it is. if its a meme game like the yotes or something then not only are the tickets cheap but guaranteed to be a fun game. i guess it depends on what youre willing to see because some teams are expensive as fuck
if you watch them play a team nobody cares about you can get tickets for relatively cheaper. the panthers, buffalo or the coyotes games probably wont be close to sell outs.
THIS IS OUR YEAR to win the lottery
WE OILERS NOW
i think its the opposite. if its a guaranteed win then tickets sell fast because theyre also cheap aka yotes
big brock boeser builds calder basement
this reminds me that im watching the home feed and not snp
fucking hell every time
the schedule is weird this year. >we havent even played the yotes yet. then we play the yotes 4 times in like a month. there will be tickets.
Yeah, I'm thinking of taking another Anaheim fan in the area up north for the March meetup coming soon. If I have to spend more that should be fine. Went to a Vegas game this year though, energy of the place was legit. Don't know if it will last forever though.
poor tanev, most cursed man alive
meanwhile vgk has played all 4 games vs the yotes
coach green is gonna freak!
they are getting badly outplayed by a team that lost to buffalel last night.
mfw edler peaked at age 26
talk shit about edler
he does something
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
omg his twitter is even better
i imagine its the same for edler if he even has one
I regret not going to a Knights game when I was down there. That and somehow not hitting the Heart Attack Grill
Ducks games are usually pretty cheap at Rogers, because people have a pretty good sense of what's going to happen. I'd go
july 16, 2012
its like a time capsule
no alternates tonight on a game where alternates would normally have been used
PLEASE BRING BACK THE CANNON ALTERNATES ADDIDAS
R A R E
brocks bonuses couldnt even afford a condo downtown
just fuck this city up pham
condos are the only thing remotely affordable, its the housing thats completely fucked
he didnt, and his twitter basically matched tanev's
one tweet upon creation and last tweet back in 2012
jesus how did gaunce even make it to the nhl lmao
muh good ol' ontario boys
nhl expands to 31 teams
we lose a competent nhl tier defenseman for nothing (sbisa)
have to replace him with some career ahler
its going to happen again when they go to 32 teams. there just isnt enough elite talent for 32 teams.
Because literally everyone else is dead or worse
he cant even stick handle and struggles with simple passes. JUST
Is he the greatest American coach of all time
yeah, idk if its even a contest
i should have greentexted the canucks
tfw keep forgetting its friday
Yeah, he looks like a career callup. Too bad, every so often he shows flashes of solid 3rd-liner play
God damn that was a saucy pass by wennberg
feel like shit (possibly sick?)
going to drink myself to sleep and watch hockey until I do
he gets more icetime on a regular basis than jakke and goldobin and he basically does even less than they do.
what are you drinking?
i only drink on meme games
Yeah, looks the way to get performance out of Virtanen and Goldobin is to yank the leash constantly. If that keeps them from turning into Taylor Hall, I'm all for it
also muh grit
Bout to roll a fat doink for a jackets win tonight
I know I need to clean my desk
tampa wants gudbransson
six and a half teeth
what are those meds for? your crazy pills?
all that RAW paraphernalia
cuck. lets see your bud i bet it's shit.
last digit is how many games he plays before his inevitable injury
also you need a joint rolling machine, you're a pleb or a fat fuck with huge fingers.
is that the a.d.d. shit?
gets injured this game
kek wouldnt be a surprise
Whiskey shots with beer chasers
I drink every day
the columbro was prescribed an equivalent
I have depression and ADHD
I mean it was only $13 a gram so I’ve got a little higher quality weed than normal but it’s pretty good honestly smokes better than it looks
I’m going to get medical when Ohio gets their medical licenses
its so much easier to just quickly load a bong bowl and take a hit.
Look at all those seeds lol, that's bad.
Huge fingers, I can roll just too hard with my fingers Yeah but it’s too fucking cold right now for a bowl, and too windy, cleveland is getting about 12 inches right now
i feel like weed would make your depression worse as it would make you lazy and unmotivated. at least thats how it felt when used to smoke it
hongcouver more like bongcouver
Yup, that’s why I do it at night when the day is over
Depression is a hell of a disease and only gets worse with stressI purchased an ounce, this is the end of the bag
that's cool i'm just busting your balls
13 x 28 = 364
I think you got ripped off
Nah, it’s normally $16 a gram gave me an oz for 360It’s good man a little banter is nice
o wow >we scored
SVEN "GRIZZLY" BEAR "CHEESE"
LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE until he gets injured again
lololol markshit wtf are you doing breh
MARKSTROM YOU USELESS SWEDISH COCKSUCKER
WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT YOU GOING OUT OF THE NET
DO NOT GO OUT OF THE FUCKING NET
panarin literally missing an empty net 3 feet away
jackets just lost to buffalel you really think they can beat the based booser booger blaster?
how mad was torts
dunno I only listened to the game
probably a little peeved
went back and watched the highlights that second buffalo goal was hilarious
do the jackets like play down to their opponents level? i wasnt really expecting this game to be close.
they do have a couple key injuries tbf
OH SHIT M8
HAHAHA BASED GUDBRANSSON INCREASING HIS TRADE VALUE
gubranson making a case for himself to get dealt before the deadline
so is guddy worth a 3rd round pick now?
HOLY SHIT WHAT
ERIK "BAD" GUDBRANSON SCORED A FUCKING GOAL
HIS FIRST OF THE YEAR
NUCKS SOMEHOW TAKE THE LEAD
BOBROVSKY STILL ON THE CASE
THIS IS THE MOMENT IT ALL TURNS AROUND
BOESER HATTY INCOMING
OUR FUCKING YEAR
guddy trade hivemind
why does green hate goldy so much?
we run this board now
remember that >we gave up a 2nd, 4th and jared mccann for this piece of shit.
jim got hosed by the kitties.
here it is if anyone was curious
why does every dj play i can make your hands clap reeeeeee
curious which choice russian expletive was utter by bob
lel cheap at the price to get rid of Jared "The Canadian Wayne Gretzky" McCann
goldy first shift of the period
Is it Boeser time?
its edler wont pass it to boeser time
Every so often he does a good thing
But I guess he already did one earlier in the game
ONCE A FUCKING OILER, ALWAYS A FUCKING OILER
damn that was a nice goal
LOL HOLY SHIT GAUNCE SCORED
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
BRENDAN "IN THE NHL FOR SOME REASON" GAUNCE WITH THE GOAL
damn gaunce just earned 20 minutes of icetime next game
oh fug time for most dangerous lead
how many based boeser burger bardown blasters so far?
0 because edler hates passing to him
literally shitting goals
poolumbus pee jackets
LMAO WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THIS GAME
EDLER DOING GOOD THINGS
CBJ SOMEHOW GETTING BTFO
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING
IT'S OUR FUCKING YEAR
OH SHIT HANK WE'RE OFFICIALLY OUT OF MOST DANGEROUS LEAD STATUS
12/13 dowd in faceoffs
HE'S STORING ENERGY
LOL wtf is going on boo jackets?
Lucky fucking bounces
TORTS IS GONNA FREAK!
which does he utilize first?
Blizzard seems like the prudent choice
the voboeser hyper beam
kinda wish i got drunk for this one now. the last time i drank was for the laffs game
yeah nothing like a barrage towards the net
veboeser hyper beam
the absolute madman
have they said anything new about horvat yet? i think they said it was going to be about 6 weeks and he was hurt at the start of december.
no, but sutter should be back this sunday
Last I heard he was slated to come back a couple weeks before the TDL
i wonder if vanek actually wants to stay here. i kind of doubt it since he wants to win the cup, but it must get tiring getting traded everywhere
Jackets can come back from this right?
I'm sure he got comparable offers from other teams that fared at least a little better than 2nd last in the league. Vancouver has to have some appeal if we're able to stay a destination for FAs despite being dogshit. Maybe it has something to do with this being a really nice place to live if you actually have money
lets hope sportsnet is right
dat sexy 0.2% chance of making playoffs
everyone gets healthy
canucks go into a tear and sneak into the last playoff spot
o-one can dream
Iktf, that being said I hope >we both get in
they are going to have to go like 25-10-5 just to get up to 90 points, and even that wasnt good enough to make the playoffs last season.
Don't even want it desu. Rather finish the year strong, have another good draft and see where the prospects are for next year. They won't be playoff calibre for another 1-2 years and Stan Lee contenders for 4-5. Also a lot of variables like what happens with the Sedins and what they spend that cap hit on.
its another boeser sits wide open on the pp
like a neverending rerun
implying it is even possible for Vancouver to lose another game in this, our year
is the dowd experiment finally working?
thanks duckbro, at least another team understands the pain of getting fucked by injuries
could really use a 3rd/4th center that can win draws
team has never been the same without him
NOW UP TO 4 SAVES
Tell me about it, that last game against the Flams was the first game the ducks played all year with a full roster. And eaves maybe kill for good ;-;
And eaves maybe kill for good ;-;
Dorsett feels ;_;
CANUCKS LEGEND MASON RAYMOND
But c'mon we need a duck n' nucks series
begin comeback to OT and crap shoot
the ducks would probably sweep >us
here comes OT, right on schedule
Maybe when we're even skilled then?
coilers getting btfo by yotes
Now there's something we can all laugh at
Honestly it’s 6-4 right now, if the post is non existence
ill one up you and say it's 8-6 if we had sutter and horvat
That all female nirvana cover band is really good guys
Think you meant this guy
You bitches better be ready for 2028
wtf inspired this post
Tfw >our core still hasn't retired
Nhl TV commercial
did you actually pay for that?
Don't worry, >we have lots of players to trade
vanek to ducks
We've had this convo before, not again unless you take Bieska back
he looks good on the third pairing
I'd gladly take Juice back desu
Good for turnovers maybe, don't get me wrong though I like the guy but he's a shite defenseman
I'd make that deal instantly
No it comes with my phone plan
gg lads. comfy thread
based post MVP
Still need jets to beat the Reddit hawks
Don't mind me, just collapsing again