Official Winnipeg Jets @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

7:30 PM start. Puck drop soon after.

Drinking alone and shitposting on a Friday night edition.

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

Shitcago Blackcawks

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

hutchinson called up because mason is ill.
they should play him, the hawks couldn’t score a goal on him to save their lives.

Robert Peterson
Robert Peterson

Time for Hockey

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

read that Kane, Toews, Seabrook, and Keith have no-trade clauses
welp

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

That was known when they signed their shitty contracts. The Hawks are so fucked.

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

it's a konroyd game
time to break out the hard liquor

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

6 more years of Brent "Punished" Seabrook
Fucking kill me now

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

Oh so the real one is missing. Fuck.

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

Would explain his nose-diving performance.

Chase Thomas
Chase Thomas

did they run out of indians for the anthem?

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

It would explain a lot.

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

this stuff has a kick to it

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

Taste good?

Anthony King
Anthony King

yup
usually barrel aged beers do (if you like that kinda thing)

Hudson King
Hudson King

it's a former hawk player does well against the hawks episode

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

GLASS

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

Pritzger on tape talking to Blago
hmmm, maybe he's not the shoe-in I thought he was

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

I will say lads, chicago style dogs are god-tier.
I had like five or six during my week in a chicago last month.
wolfy’s ftw

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

wolfy's
I've never been, but they look decent on their website, so I think you chose well leaf
did you get any beef sandwiches?

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

I almost want to send Pat some fan-mail with this picture.

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

Funny how these Blackhawk threads are dead now that they suck...

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

or this one

Ryder Johnson
Ryder Johnson

that pic
expecting a leaf to have any decency

Ayden King
Ayden King

dead now that they suck
Doesn't matter kid. Everything is Reddit-*Team* according to /hoc/

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

Were they ever fun? Just lonely dudes slowly getting drunk, clinging to other pseudo hockey fans.

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

Pierre was a coach
Konroyd played for him
What a truly awful pairing.

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

slowly
I take offense to that sir

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

Awwww fuck that woulda been a great meme goal

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

The trick is to last until the end of the game. That's why free hockey is man-mode.

Forsling being a fucking hero
jesus christ

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

Jesus fuck that was close

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

almost giving up a goal on a delayed penalty

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

parents are visiting tomorrow

well time to clean my apartment even though my mom will complain about how dirty it is regardless

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

Tell her to fuck off. Additionally, explain to her that your place is a cunt-free zone.

Jayden Diaz
Jayden Diaz

So when do the Hawks start tanking and dumping players like the Captain for salary cap space?

Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

caring what your parents think

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

see

they can't dump the players with high trade value

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

read

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

that insulting dab of tzatziki
Do Jews own the place?

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

Scar

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KAMPF

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

KANPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

jets have been credited with nyan shots on goal
Pat is getting tired of the android.

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

TOO MUCH MAN

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

how fucking hard is it to count to 5

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

who the fuk is kampf?

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

I can't stop seeing a young Haley Joel Osment in Jordan Oesterle.

Ayden Ramirez
Ayden Ramirez

call-up from rockford
I think this is his first NHL game

Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

this guy comes up to your goalie and smacks his ass
What do you do?
Also, you are correct. Rockford call-up.

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

Please pull this off jets bros fuck the flames

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

THANK YOU BASED GLASS

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

FUCK YOU!
hahahaha
GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RUTTA

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

RUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just realized, aside from the night where everyone got to score, I haven't typed the "power 4's" name in regards to goals much lately

really makes you think

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

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Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

RUTTA

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

What did you mean by this?

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

David Kampf just stylied on that faggot.

Gotcha. Sharp must be fucking his wife again.

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

Toews only has one less penalty minute than Hartman and is 3rd overall on the team for time spent in the box

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

Did I miss anything fun in the game?

Picked up some Pipeworks, Bruery, Delirium, and Lagunitas. It's gonna a comfy night

Eli Adams
Eli Adams

Pat's been opening up the mailbag

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

Seriously? That seems ridiculous since Hartman seems to be hellbent on spending the most time in the box of shame.

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

Hayden is the clear winner at 43
Hartman in second at 31
Toews in third at 30
Wingels in fourth at 28
Panik in fifth at 26

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

Panik was traded for le prospect that never quite meets expectations

deer god

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

Hayden first
Don't even care. I like Hayden. I like the way he plays, fights, motivates, etc.

But Hartman and Toews only 1 penalty minute apart seems unreal. I know Toews takes, seemingly, pants-on-head retarded penalties but I didn't think it was that bad.

deer god
Ironic given the statement that Bowman gave today (yesterday?) about "being patient" with this "young" hawks team.

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

Solid 8 milf
Maybe 8.5

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

assblasted jest

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

Why do I feel like shit whenever I drink? Am I getting old?

Nicholas Martin
Nicholas Martin

you feel like shit while drinking or the next day?

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

While drinkingt

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

pastie
Why even bother m8?

Feeling shit the next day
This is now me. I take it as my telltale sign I'm getting old.

Terminal cancer, pussy.

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

you're drinking either too fast or too slow

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

I'm starting to legitimately think if we send Pat a letter he'll just read it

Jace Ross
Jace Ross

Let's do it. I want Pat to know he means alot to us. Before he ascends to Hockey Valhalla.

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

we're all big fans the Laotian basket weaving club in naperville

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

That would be perfect.

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

Naperville, Southside Chicago

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

I miss big buff

Brandon Morales
Brandon Morales

GLASS
Making a strong case for rape township v2

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

tfw neighbors with a Vietnam war-bride
One of the nicest ladies I've ever met and one of the best neighbors I've ever had.

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

oh look, Toews in the box again

Jaxson Nguyen
Jaxson Nguyen

TOEWS IN SECOND

But seriously, FUCK.

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

in the past every once in awhile toews decides he's an enforcer, but what the fuck is this shit

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

I fucking love this hockey team

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

GLASS HOLY FUCKING SHIT

enforcer
Enforcer my fucking ass
Stop taking stupid, shitty penalties. The same applies with Hartman.

Heart attacks and over-intoxication. What a life.

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

Oh I agree it's laughable, but I always chuckle when toews drops the gloves against someone who is clearly a better fighter
happens a few times a season

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

but I always chuckle when toews drops the gloves against someone who is clearly a better fighter
Absolutely. That shit is equal parts hilarious and *true underdog* story.

Laine scores
Not surprised
FUCK

Connor Price
Connor Price

tfw you realize that the kids today will have no idea what the fuck you're talking about in terms of golden age simpsons references
oh god

Isaiah Lopez
Isaiah Lopez

simpsons
Like the cartoon, m8?

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

Cmon jets let at least one good guy win tonight

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

....

I was going to make fun of the people leaving early but then I saw the kid on crutches so fair enough

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

Cartoon
Is that like a type of anime?

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

I'm sorry lad.

GLASS-TOWNSHIP

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

THAt was soo fuckiNG CLOSE

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

sunday @ 11:30
six day break
WHO THE FUCK SCHEDULES THIS SHIT

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

gg Jets
BASED GLASS

Jayden Young
Jayden Young

Eddie is casting. That more than makes up for it.
GOALPOST

GG JETS

Ryan Flores
Ryan Flores

that goal post made my heart stop

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