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cara

>all vaginas are designed to stretch to fit the size of a new born baby so even a thick 10 incher won't do that much damage

all women are whores

all women are the same

>Cooorrrrrr fuck ay mun dunnay fuck me too ard ive ad a stonker of a curry

if you have a small willy you're just a genetic failure 2bh

flying springbok lads

>penis vary in size like every other body part but somehow vaginas are completely different


alri roasties

Gonna set up a tinder profile and just put 'I vape' as the bio but im pretty handsome so it will probably work anyway

WEW

so i'm on brit ~12 hours each day, how many of you are like me?

...

really nice body

very grim life

rate my 'der

>Tiny dick (but know how to use it), only reply if you have a small vagina.
rate the 'der bio lads

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dad just posted this

>someone actually made this image

"I speak of Africa and golden joys"; the joy of wandering through lonely lands; the joy of hunting the mighty and terrible lords of the wilderness.

There are creatures which are the embodiments of grace; and others whose huge ungainliness is like that of a shape in a nightmare. The plains are alive with droves of strange and beautiful animals whose like is not known elsewhere; and with others even stranger that show both in form and temper something of the fantastic and the grotesque.

The hunter who wanders through these lands sees sights which ever afterward remain fixed in his mind. He sees the monstrous hippopotamus snorting and plunging beside his boat; the giraffe gazing over the tree tops at the nearing horseman; the ostrich fleeing at a speed that none may rival; the zebras on their nightly march through a thirsty land. In after years there shall come to him memories of the lion's charge; of the gray bulk of the elephant, close at hand in the sombre woodland; of the buffalo, his sullen eyes lowering from under his helmet of horn; of the rhinoceros, truculent and stupid, standing in the bright sunlight on the empty plain.

There are no words that can tell the hidden spirit of hunting in the spaces of the earth, unworn of man, and changed only by the slow change of the ages through time everlasting.

well they have to be because of their purpose of giving birth

some are obviously tighter than others and can become stretched out over time like any skin

so if you're a dicklet your only option is to find a girl who has never taken a dick bigger than yours before which is like trying to pick a needle out of a haystack

why do so many anglos have autism?

Getting grappled by a man off screen makes you look beta as fuck

Gonna set up a tinder profile and just put 'I have a huge cock and I earn lots of money and I sometimes cry' as the bio but im pretty handsome so it will probably work anyway

>mario shirt
the dad is autistic too

MMR vaccine

...

the mmr vaccine doesn't cause autism

I want to kill you.

vile trollop

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:'(

>tfw your kid has a severe social development disorder and your parents monetise it on youtube while you get mocked for it in school

Ah yes, capitalism

would like some music recommendations of the electronic variety lads

>the mmr vaccine doesn't cause autism

there's a reason women are disgusted by small penises

because they don't satisfy them

fuck off statist rat

Vaccines don't cause autism, its to do with Vitamin D

Probably

broads are still in atlanta

*pack of waffles hits the back of your head*

HA

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

*runs away*

>Vaccines don't cause autism, its to do with Vitamin D

Virus do not open!

would cave that chimp runt's head in

>dem teddies

Channing Tatum looks like someone photoshopped a baby's face onto a mans body

>the mmr vaccine doesn't cause autism

If he's 6'0" then the guy off screen is 7 foot tall

what would be the reason behind purposefully giving kids autism using vaccines?

pretty simple really.

also girth is more important than length.

>something that has nothing to do with capitalism
>ahh yes, capitalism at its finest

disgusting little autistic runt, would have crushed this punys specimen if a mong like that ever came to my school

name jeff

Kid needs to stop wanking and start lifting that should sort him out

good lad

ask your mum

he nama jeff

choooooooooooooooooooooooooon

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Autism doesn't exist in Somalia

Somalis started moving to areas with cold climates such as Minnesota/Sweden and their newborns started getting high rates of autism

Autism is to do with Vitamin D. That's why so many white people have it. Its a white people disease.

not really women can still feel the dick all the way up to her uterus so she couldn't get the sensation of feeling properly "filled up" unless it was long and girthy

shower-lift-eat healthy

he'd be normal in a day

thats all you pathetic NEETs need to do as well

Go traveling, go to festivals, go on dates, go out with the lads- SO EASY to get over "depression" and "autism"

ooo you're ard

The reason autism "doesn't exist" in Somalia is because doctors to diagnose it don't exist in Somalia either

reminder: you must be a minimum of an 8 in looks to do any of these or you'll be bullied relentlessly.

Finland

then they can fuck off back home. problem solved for everyone.

>SAINT PEPSI
good lad
i love canada now

Fuck off yank

The kinda genes you wanna put your genes into.

No you dont

cum in less than 30 seconds when wanking, have a tiny dick, don't know what position i like/don't like because i'm a virgin.

closest i've ever come to sex was sucking a romanian stripper's tits when i was in greece.

I want to fuck Emma Watson in all 3 holes and maybe her navel or nostrils as well. I want to finish on her beautiful tits. I want her to suck her own pussy juices off my dick.

really starting to hate /brit/

>no understanding of mental health
>constant Sup Forums talk whilst I'm a lefty
>no Sup Forums talk anymore like the glory days
>full of bitter virgins (not a bad thing but being racist and boring is)

You summoned me?

so why the fuck are you still her dickhead

The feeling's mutual.

>cum in less than 30 seconds when wanking
that's normal
>have a tiny dick
how big?
>positions
it'll come to you naturally when the time comes

>ooo im a nonce im depressed ooo i have a mental health problem oo im 190kg oooo

fuck off bender

>>>r/incels

feel free to leave mate. you literally will not be missed.

GREAT hip to waist ratio. Perfect for breeding

i guess some people just drew the short straw in life

literally

the 'chad'cel post

Fuck off

>some are obviously tighter than others and can become stretched out over time like any skin
thanks for contradicting your entire argument, retard

I'm doing a report on immigration and crime and I was wondering if anyone here could point me towards the current racial demographics of London.

I recently read a report that says London has become even more dangerous than many US cities, including New York City, so this topic is fascinating to me.

I'm not trolling, I really want to find out the demographics of London. Plz help. What % is still White British?

>replying to triprunts, even aggressively

wtf are you doing lads

he's literally baiting these easy (You)s lads he's playing off his unpopularity, he lives for the attention, just ignore him

>not a bad thing but being racist and boring is

wow this post is so meta

You, my hosts, and I, may not agree in all our views; some of you would think me a very radical democrat—as, for the matter of that, I am—and my theory of imperialism would probably suit the anti-imperialists little. But there are some points on which we must all agree if we think soundly. The precise form of government, democratic or otherwise, is the instrument, the tool, with which we work. It is only a tool. No implement can ever take the place of the guiding intelligence that wields it.

radio 4 presenter talking about based stick man.

never heard of him

WHY GOES TO SHOP SWEDISH MAN????????????????????????????????????????

YO BUY FOOD FOR GIRLFRIEND, HER BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND'S SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>cum within 30 seconds when fucking even when I try to go slow

>last for hours when getting a blowjob

I'd kill to have it the other way around

love socialism me

Is Google broken?

Time to rest up for the rest of the day. Mr. Toilberg needs me in the office bright and early tomorrow.

Oral sex is a meme

all vaginas have the ABILITY to be stretched out I'm not saying they all have been yet am I dickhead

if you start shagging a girl whose bf before you had an 8 incher and you have a 6 incher obviously it will be less pleasurable for her

>Don't understand mental health

Yes i fucking do- do the following and you'll be happy and healthy:

>Excercise
>Cook your own healthy meals
>Keep your bodyfat % low
>Take vitamin D
>Brush your teeth 3 times a day
>Use whiteners if need be
>Get a casual fashionable haircut-but nothing too trendy or out there
>Buy tighter clothes-pants that are close around your legs
>Buy footwear that can be shown off by tighter fitting trousers
>shave your neck and any gross facial hair you have (5 o clock shadow is fine)
>Drink socially-but don't get wankered
>Acutally listen to people and care about what they have to say
>Travel
>Drink enough water
>Have a normal bedtime
>Force yourself to go outside every day
>Make plans
>Spend less than 4 hours a day on Sup Forums
>Shower every day
>Stop smoking weed
>Stop watching porn more than 2-3 times a week


Easy- now your life is fine.

what part of my post was 'playing off his unpopularity'

approx 45% white british. 60% white in total. probably less than that now since its been a few years since the last census.