Pittsburgh Penguins vs Anaheim Ducks

>Game thread/ pregame thread.

Last time these 2 teams played it was a 4-0 shutout win for the ducks in Pittsburgh for John Gibson. Both teams trying to secure a playoff spot from the edge.
>Cogliano still serving 2 game suspension from ANA/LA game
>Murray for the pens is questionable to play

go ducks!

Agreed

QUACK QUACK QUACK

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pretty sure murray's not even in california

Well then he isn't gonna play

DAWN!

Gibson’s a good ol’ Pittsburgh boy I hope everyone just has a good time

WHAT ROLLS DOWN STAIRS, ALONE OR IN PAIRS? IT'S (PIZZA) LOG, LOG, LOG.

Same but >We really need a win. Overtime maybe?

disgusting

Who cares if an eastern team gets a loser point?

Who else here /lurking cuz my team is on a bye/

*Jarry*

Kessel looks exactly like how I imagine most people on this site to look like

Seriously what is it with Americans that a professional athelete at his peak could easily be confused with a walmart employ

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Where are my duckbros from this time?

if bill was here right now you'd be in a bodybag

Quarter mile down katella avenue

If bill was here right now he’d have a hamburger bag

>Phil Kesler

me
too sick to drink, my team is going to lose in the playoffs, and I'm ready to leave this gay earth

>Phil Kessler

Imagine that gay porno

Ducks have 9 overtime losses, holy shit.

Poke, or no poke?
Gibson:
>I would have to give that a No poke

They played the first half of the season with their AHL team

Pretty entertaining waterfowl bowl thus far tbqh, think this games gonna be good to the finish

>it's a 1-0 In the shoot out episode

>10

Why didn’t you try talking to her instead of taking a stalker pic

geno

WHADS A GOMBUDER

> too sick to drink
Are you me
I went to whole foods a few hours ago and almost barfed near the olive bar, the juice bar, basically any place with a strong smell
Ended up getting one of those Steaz energy drinks since they're not carbonated

Bad break, at least they are actually playing well

Let's hope they don't play like shit in the 2nd.

>2nd
C-can >we just skip to the 3rd please?

So when are the pens being relocated? We could support a couple of teams in New England

BRING BACK THE WHALE

Fuck new england desu

Definitely

Fuck you too

Nobody watches sports in New England

I do

Fags don't count

I think that's all we do is follow sports broken up with the occasional uncle fight

Shitty bandwagon fans tho

RUDE

>jose has never been to Boston

Let’s go Duckies!

>have a couple losing seasons
>drop to bottom 5 in attendance
Yes all fanbases are like this, but the thing that differentiates fans from New England from the rest of the country is their complete lack of self awareness.

I have thank you Bawston is shit and the people there are even shittier. Needs a second bombing desu.

Thank you bolts bro

You two brown homos need to be deported asap

>mad because his city is shitty
>has to resort to lul Mexican meme
Thank you for furthering how shitty your fan base/city is.

Phil Kessel
657 hotdogs

Why is Anaheim attendance so embarrassing?

He's hungry for the record

Corporations and too close to LA

Jesus you sound like a sopping wet vagina.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Suck it you Bawston faggot.
SCAAAAAAAAR BEAUCHEMIN

And you sound like an angry 12 year old from reddit.

The beginning of the end, Shittsburgh

>tfw Kesselmania

Can't see the puck.

This isn't quite as good a sport as cricket

UNCLE RICO SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

The absolute state of Pittsburgh

HENRIQUE MOTHA FUCKERS!!!!

You'd be better trying to see the Dingo eating your baby, Bruce

H O W L I N G
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W
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Pissburgh sinking like the Stoolers

Are you a child or do you not have an HD stream? Either way cricket is shit

Has the sunbelt solved yinzer meme teams?

Regards,
Peter from Ponte Vedra

SEETHING

A JT Brown goal would be pretty funny tbqh

>And you sound like an angry 12 year old from reddit

Imagine if he becomes a PPG player

Brown and Reeves throwdown?

I'm on my phone. I don't have a stream. Not watching the game. That's probably partly why I can't see the puck.

So it's partly my fault but also partly the fault of the NHL

>pongs """defence""" exposed

Loving
Every
Laff

Well I'm watching a stream right now and can see the puck clearly

Check your puck privilege

What a shitty time to be a Pittsburgh sports fan

WAGS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

never

Shawty got them apple bottom jeans. Dekes with the SCAAAAAAAAAR

WEW AT LEAST MURRAYS DAD ISNT ALIVE TO SEE THIS ASSWHIPPING

Pens are coming off a 4 game winning streak

>the “dangerous” Pittsburg power play
0/2, 2 shots, 1 SHG allowed
The absolute state of NBC shilling

How was that not a goal?

>where’s my gift from the refs RRREEEEEEEE

Because he didn’t put the puck in the damn net?

I know lucky break for Gibson, off both posts

>need to work out
>can't stop watching hockey

I run into this problem a lot on work nights.

>ducks net their 7th of the night
>NBC: ...and here we’ll t-take another look at that double post near miss by h-hagelin...

SEETHING

>why won't they stop talking about the repeat cup champs
>half the attendance are pens fans
>so is probably 80% of the viewing audience