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>The MMA Hour - 01/15/18
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>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/15/18
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>Promotional Malpractice Live Chat - 1/17/18
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>Big Brown Breakdown - Episode 62: Chael Sonnen
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>UFC 220 Embedded Vlog Series
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>Cynthia Calvillo fails drug test for marijuana metabolites, facing UFC anti-doping violation
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>Uriah Hall responds to Dana White, says he had 'mini-seizure' and 'slight heart attack'
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>John Kavanagh: Conor McGregor still champion regardless of Tony Ferguson vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov outcome
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>Portion of Saturday's ONE Championship 67 streams on Twitter thanks to new deal
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This is the thread

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is THIS th THREAD?

prime schaub would heem ngannou

This is the thread

WEK OOP STEEPAY

This is a now a Khabib thread

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tfw i unironically wish i wasnt going to 220 so i could stay home and watch bellator

Calendar is always the thread

Scatman will never learn.

Why are his facial features so small compared to his head?

It's like his face got hit with a shrink ray

True disciple of Chael detected, well done my guy

>baseball has 30 teams and 162 games per team
>NFL has 32 teams and 16 games per team

nigga have you ever been to a baseball game? the stadiums are never even half full. those numbers are just total ticket sales

>Round 2
>Bisping
Poor Hendo got robbed blind

that's just the way gooks look

very disturbing

Soy Boy Choi

Koreans are the ugliest of the dog eaters

Promo for Stipe Ngannou comes on. She bites her lip when Ngannou is on screen. What does this mean?

what are /heem/ approved betting sites?

Korea is the world's capital for plastic surgery for a reason

betting is not heem approved

yuck yuck americuck

Wrong

betting is haram

did the spammer seriously think we were going to use a thread with gay fan fiction as the OP?

She's American

>know the toll it takes
So it isn't a factor whatsoever??? Since when did Lee have cardio issues in second round, you're gonna hate on him for weight cutting but he's still not even oversized whatsoever like how Conor would nearly kill himself to make weight. Lee wins the rematch 100%

A bet on stee pee is free money

He wouldn't be the obese spammer if he wasn't mentally ill

Why do people think Stipe has a chance? He's going to get fucking annihilated.

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>Call yourself a viking
>Can't even stop a single leg
Ancestors rolling in their graves

just like edson will knockout khabib with a first round headkick right my guy?

a battle axe was the only TDD you needed back in the day

doesn't count when they get plastic surgery fa.m

>Yuros
>Wrestling
There will literally never be another Yuro UFC champ until you faggots learn

>so-called viKANG

>she will never bounce on your cock
should I end it?

UNDISPUTED truth.


r8 my oc lads

How come gsp was able to go from no wrestling at all to some of the best wrestling in MMA while European fighters can't? It's not like gsp went to one of the best wrestling trainers in the world.

Is it just testament to how amazing gsp is or testament that you can't take a horse to water and make him drink?

Biscan has been in the UFC for 10 years and he still can't wrestle to save his life

drumpf btfo

>the new embedded thumbnail

JESUS CHRIST UFC!

Relax bro just like the real Vikings he isn't used to fighting people who can fight back

Hillary lost get over it

>natetty
>chad
pick one

you fucked up now niggernu

GSP did wrestling as a teen, he just preferred to fight standing up until the Serra loss. After that his trainer made him always go for take downs.

>Odin drank semen
>Competes in a semen-slurping sport
Like pottery

What's that have to do with Trump being an embarrassment?

>helwani
>asking a fighter a political question
>that fuckin nose
is schizobro ever wrong gdmm kkes

i think ngnanou will get heemed

He trained with the Canadian Olympic wrestling team in camp

no surprise to see Ariel's involvement

youtube.com/watch?v=ogCmcFjT-NE

It's sad how the mainstream media can keep treating fake news as fact.

Stipe will jab the hell out of this guy for sure

BEDDED

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Stop posting this, it's irrelevant to anything fight relation.
>Ariel is the one asking
You really can't make this up

It's not just wrestling. Yuroshariahs just have no grappling culture in general. There are very few high level BJJ black belts in yuropoorland. The slavs have a good grappling culture with sambo and wrestling and even judo, but western yurocucks are absolutely lost on the ground.

Is it just me or is every second white woman in America paired with a black guy? What's that about?

Daniel may have the belt but he's not the champion

>you can't prove it's true so that means it must be false
Drumphlets ladies and gentlemen

THE TRUMP CURSE WILL BEFALL HIM! PRAISE KEK!

56%ers man
They thrive on that shit

fuck trump
but I love white people

You hear European fighters say they've been training with their national teams but they're still dog shit compared to yanks

Are you really black? Post hand

What's the primary focus of Jiu Jitsu Joe?

>Uh well you see so you can be able to control your opponent easier

That's incorrect Joe, you can control your opponent on the feet, Lomachenko controls people in boxing all the time. Tell me why is the ground so important in jiu jitsu

>Uh well you see cause it acts like some barrier between you and your opponent

Not quite right Joe, come on really think here, why is the ground so important? What happens to human beings when they're on the ground?

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as soon as you get over it first cousin fucker

ok

Unironically the first time I listened to a complete JRE podcast

Jacare is his equal.

"What is the most important position in grappling joe? Think about it"
>"uhhh, DMT?"

Is there anything worse than those nerds that try to intellectualize bjj?

>What happens to human beings when they're on the ground

They take a trip to head kick city

Posting this pic is almost as cringey as the pic itself lol. It's always the same photos lmfao

it had to be a side profile too to accentuate his nose lmao

why do you have that saved? you just btfo yourself if anything

He literally unironically would.

>Ngannou blacking the qt blonde masseuse

The funny thing is you faggots will still reach le 0% face long before we do

I can't wait....Stipe to feel him

yfw after stipe heemds ngannou easymode it becomes widely accepted

@(You) Horrible.

Stop watching porn

Did we really need 5 minutes of ngannou getting rubbed won by a blond girl

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>Cynthia pops for weed
>Ngannou gets tapped out by stipe

Will this weekend finally be the time when we really do find Dana swinging from a rope?

Do you think most MMA fans are right wing?
I get that impression.

I saw this faggot on twitter go on this rant about how Conor was poisoning mma after he said the word faggot and I was bewildered.
Imagine being a fan of human cockfighting and then getting hurt by the word faggot.

It almost seems like MMA is anthethical to left wing values.

You're the ones making the connection what does that say about you?

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What if the UFC did another no-weight class tournament and DJ submitted NGannou?
Would you all finally accept him as the P4P GOAT?

>Can't prove it's true so lets just pretend it's totally true
kill yourself

If he submitted Brock I would

pst the unshopped on fag

>twice bigger

That I'm capable of observing a trend?