In the shower

>In the shower
>Imagine I'm a professional athlete giving a championship winning interview

>in shower
>start playing with my dingus

>imagine I get invited as a guest on Conan and cracking jokes with conan

>in shower
>ask myself how I let myself go so quickly
>weep softly

Conan sucks, you fat tub of lard and subhuman.

You're a big guy haha

>listening to music
>pretend i wrote it and rocking out on stage

>In shower
>Imagining me kicking the game winning 58 yard field goal to eliminate the Patriots from the playoofs

>In the shower
>Imagine I'm a barça player and leo's best friend

Holy fucking YUM

How does this make you feel

>in the shower
>sit down immediately

>in the shower
>imagine I'm being drafted by the Knicks and the team is staked with foreigners stars

Why didn't I started to play Basketball 10 years ago?

>listening to a song in the car
>imagine I'm playing it back in high school at the talent show in front of all the Stacies

Why are all those fantasies so common? Are we as men that simple or do we just get brainwashed by jewllywood?

People in general are really simple. Men dream about being pro athletes, women dream about being supermodels/actresses.

this

I think its just that people dont really talk about it much irl because its kinda embarrassing

>In the shower
>washing my ass
>stick a finger in a little ways
>you know, for cleanliness

jelly

god I wish I was there

this. when you are really hurting you can't even stand in the shower. you just sit and try to let the warm water hug you for 40 minutes

>In the shower
>Imagine being a high level boxer or mma fighter

>In the shower
>Imagine I have a friend

It's called a bath

>in the shower
>pretend my back isn't broken and I'm not addicted to morphine

Fantastic

i can't take a bath my tub has Jacuzzi holes in it and I'm afraid there are centipedes living in them

Rinse out the holes then.

no i'll just suffer i have killed at least 20 centipedes already and one was so full of juice that when I killed it it splattered all over the floor and wall and I feel sick looking at them now

this and
>in the shower
>imagine all the travels im going to make all over the world once i get rich
>imagine all the girls im going to reject when i have all that cash
>imagine redpilling my son
and such

How do I get mine to be that big?

I always used to jack off when showering lmao

How far do you guys have to lean forward to see your penis in the shower?

Wtf bro canada confirmed for shithole

>in the shower
>thinking about how if you started your sport at X years old you cold be a professional by now

FYI: We established this guy has a pic of someone else's dick on his PC some time ago.

>in the shower
>start making loud Arab noises while banging on the shower wall so my senile 80 year old woman neighbor calls 911 to report her other (actually arab) neighbor is plotting terrorism

>in the bath
>splash water in my own face and imagine a girl is doing it
>laugh and splash her back

xD

>be me home alone
>open space
>act out a game winning drive in the superbowl
>finish with a 158.3 passer rating and 5 TDs
>Superbowl MVP
>imagine having brady hand me the lombardi

God why am i so sad

>Larry Bird started at his 23 you know

>in the shower
>grab a toothbrush and stick it up my bum

You too?

>bristle side first

>in the shower
>start thinking I should post how I feel about this on Sup Forums