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Australian open

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Why did Tracey Austin break your heart?

What football team is the Infinite Jest of Football?

BASED DFW POSTER
No more autism in the OPs!

Don't ever make me do your grubby work again cunt.

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KyrGOAT's brother edition.

Official Stream (VPN may or may not be needed):
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TV Channels:
Australia: 7
Europe: Eurosport
USA: ESPN

Previous thread:

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>he started watching tennis after reading IJ

>basic information is autism

>Using a literal definition of the word autism

autism

The Tennis part of Infinte Jest was the worst, with all those edgy pretentious stoner kids. Marathe & Steeply are hugely superior

Anyone watching Macca’s workshop?
Think John has lost it. He just referred to Novak as the Serbian MLK and did a ‘I had a dream’ speech

>implying anyone needs this info anymore on the 5th day of the slam
I would’ve liked a thread count tho.

Shit, see this is why I make threads earlier

Schedule:
Men
11:00 Edmund - Basilashvili
12:30 Carreno-Busta (10) - Muller (23)
14:00 Dimitrov (3) - Rublev (30)
14:00 Seppi - Karlovic
15:30 Schwartzman (24) - Dolgopolov
16:00 Harrison - Cilic (6)
19:00 Kyrgios (17) - Tsonga (15)
19:00 Nadal (1) - Dzumhur (28)

Wamen
11:00 Allertova - Linette
11:00 Kumkhum - Martic
12:30 Kostyuk - Svitolina (4)
13:00 Mertens - Cornet
14:30 Bondarenko - Rybarikova (19)
16:00 Kanepi - Suarez-Navarro
21:00 Ostapenko (7) - Kontaveit (32)
21:00 Bertens (30) - Wozniacki (2)

Only edgy pretentious stoner kids like DFW anyways.

Brainlet. Some of the ETA parts are the best parts

>Basilashvili
>Muller
>Dimitrov
>Seppi
>Dolgopolov
>Harrison
>Kyrgios
>Nadal

>Linette
>Kumkhum
>Svitolina
>Mertens
>Bondarenko
>Kanepi
>Kontaveit
>Wozniacki

Allertova a cute

False info. IJ is great

Not saying it isn't, but it's the weakest plot

Even so, the best scene is Marathe talking to PGOAT at the end

I was up to like 5 am yesterday watchint Del Potro and in 10 minutes (I think) Schwartzman is playing but now my sleeping schedule is all fucked up.

thanks Australia, you cunts.

Dimitrov - Rublev and Kyrgios - Tsonga are the only interesting matches imo

Mercifully instill in our hearts the desire to post gud and love the holy dashas,
praise our Saint
Amen

42 in melb today

Ur making me want to reread it.
It’s been about 3 years since I finished it for the first time

Schwarztman - Dog is under the radar but will be a lit 5 setter

DFW is crack cocaine for white college age male hipsters who don't read anything else but profess to love literature. The Soul Is Not A Smithy is the best thing he ever wrote.

>not cilic
>not carreno busta rhymes

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Completely forgot I had a spare $15 lying around, so threw it on a value-less multi.

God forbid you don't gamble away any spare money you have

Good bet desu

Max is 40 already, thought he retired 5 years ago.. It's time old man

literal whos about to play on RLA

Chances of kyrwog winning against Jo?

>It may get too hot to play outdoors
The absolute state of

I would say at least 70-30 his favour. I can't think of anything Tsonga has that's better than Kyrgoat beyond volleys

Svitolina is my gf

gay grand slam

About 2/5 according to

Sifting through two hundred dead pages of stunningly inarticulate, robotic banality without a Tracy of Greek tragedy.

I wish there was a gay grand slam, and based off of the extensive knowledge regarding the taste of semen posted this morning many others here do too.

Think kostyuk will beat svitolina

Do any of you guys have an actual WTA girlfriend?

Martic

no one,absolutely no one is watching your league! ((fuck benfica)

I slept with someone on a college tennis team.

She's your girlfriend?

Locks:
Cilic
Nadull
Edmund
Mertens

I too would like to watch this. But how do they prove that theyre a fag

>tfw up to the Steeply's father's MASH obsession bit in IJ

This is the most ridiculous thing I've read in the book so far

Based schedule user
Fact missile

I tried it with Bencic...but then she became thicc

Me on the left

VINTAGE and BLESSED non reddit, dfw centric, 10is thred

SAINToro smiles upon other michael today

Alona is so cool

literally the worst parts of the book kys
will make proper power rankings @ som point but jus know the halfway house sections and everything re Himself top the list

Kostyuk coolest player!

Think Martic might be the hottest WTA player desu

How fat are you /tennis/, compared to the rest of the world?

>bbc.co.uk/news/health-18770328

>You have a higher BMI than 50% of males aged 15-29 in the world
>tfw average male from Earth

For me, it’s the letters between Avril and Orin

get ready for a cascade of (You)'s

BMI is only relevant for women and beta males

You have ahigherBMI than87%ofmales aged 15-29in the world

I'm unironically not even really fat

>higher than average for the world
>Lower than average for the uk
>most like someone from Lebanon
Hm

Winner desu

Bmi is a terrible way of measuring bf. Did the site just assume if you're jacked or not

>You have a higher BMI than 96% of males aged 15-29 in the world

Turn off the barby

>BMI

DYEL detected

I find her really hot

>tfw a measley 54kg
Even ate Maccas for lunch everyday for a whole month and that did jack shit.

signd yrstruly

Incredible India

martic so sticc

You have to do GOMAD lol

Consult a doctor

Feels good

Do you have AIDS?

You teach a girl, you teach a generation!

t. biological female

H A N O I

one outs, dox

>girl posting in /tennis/

>unironically liking DFW and IJ
Buncha undergrads ITT

nice thread, dfw poster jr

reminder jt is getting btfo day after day and has no dad

>Marathe & Steeply are hugely superior
lolno the Ennett house parts are the best

>tfw down from 215 to 190
>tfw still fat
>tfw still weak
Suppose it's better than being very fat and very weak

other michael im warning u m8

PROOOUUUUD TO BE AN AMERICAAAAN

Terrible post
Good post
Best post

t. dfw posteur who's on his mark 2 winning his first slam (u can start interview now ama)

Why does Australia get a whole grand slam? Are >we really the world's top 4 tennis nations?

>2 handed forehand

who the fuck wants to go to some slav shithole

Rod Laver

25bmi
BMI is an estimate of how "overweight" or "obese" a person is
National
Above average
You have a higher BMI than 56% of males aged 15-29 in your country
Global
Above average
You have a higher BMI than 72% of males aged 15-29 in the world

t. 3 days on lit and alredy a bonafide pseud

THREAD THEME: youtu.be/blnnQMEAfo8

>implying dfw and his works are bad in any way
Nice stale meme you’ve discovered

Needed a southern hemisphere slam to mix it up and Aus was white and people play tennis here.

>I read books in the XXI century