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Why did Tracey Austin break your heart?
What football team is the Infinite Jest of Football?
BASED DFW POSTER
No more autism in the OPs!
Don't ever make me do your grubby work again cunt.
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KyrGOAT's brother edition.
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Previous thread:
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>he started watching tennis after reading IJ
>basic information is autism
>Using a literal definition of the word autism
autism
The Tennis part of Infinte Jest was the worst, with all those edgy pretentious stoner kids. Marathe & Steeply are hugely superior
Anyone watching Macca’s workshop?
Think John has lost it. He just referred to Novak as the Serbian MLK and did a ‘I had a dream’ speech
>implying anyone needs this info anymore on the 5th day of the slam
I would’ve liked a thread count tho.
Shit, see this is why I make threads earlier
Schedule:
Men
11:00 Edmund - Basilashvili
12:30 Carreno-Busta (10) - Muller (23)
14:00 Dimitrov (3) - Rublev (30)
14:00 Seppi - Karlovic
15:30 Schwartzman (24) - Dolgopolov
16:00 Harrison - Cilic (6)
19:00 Kyrgios (17) - Tsonga (15)
19:00 Nadal (1) - Dzumhur (28)
Wamen
11:00 Allertova - Linette
11:00 Kumkhum - Martic
12:30 Kostyuk - Svitolina (4)
13:00 Mertens - Cornet
14:30 Bondarenko - Rybarikova (19)
16:00 Kanepi - Suarez-Navarro
21:00 Ostapenko (7) - Kontaveit (32)
21:00 Bertens (30) - Wozniacki (2)
Only edgy pretentious stoner kids like DFW anyways.
Brainlet. Some of the ETA parts are the best parts
>Basilashvili
>Muller
>Dimitrov
>Seppi
>Dolgopolov
>Harrison
>Kyrgios
>Nadal
>Linette
>Kumkhum
>Svitolina
>Mertens
>Bondarenko
>Kanepi
>Kontaveit
>Wozniacki
Allertova a cute
False info. IJ is great
Not saying it isn't, but it's the weakest plot
Even so, the best scene is Marathe talking to PGOAT at the end
I was up to like 5 am yesterday watchint Del Potro and in 10 minutes (I think) Schwartzman is playing but now my sleeping schedule is all fucked up.
thanks Australia, you cunts.
Dimitrov - Rublev and Kyrgios - Tsonga are the only interesting matches imo
Mercifully instill in our hearts the desire to post gud and love the holy dashas,
praise our Saint
Amen
42 in melb today
Ur making me want to reread it.
It’s been about 3 years since I finished it for the first time
Schwarztman - Dog is under the radar but will be a lit 5 setter
DFW is crack cocaine for white college age male hipsters who don't read anything else but profess to love literature. The Soul Is Not A Smithy is the best thing he ever wrote.
>not cilic
>not carreno busta rhymes
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Completely forgot I had a spare $15 lying around, so threw it on a value-less multi.
God forbid you don't gamble away any spare money you have
Good bet desu
Max is 40 already, thought he retired 5 years ago.. It's time old man
literal whos about to play on RLA
Chances of kyrwog winning against Jo?
>It may get too hot to play outdoors
The absolute state of
I would say at least 70-30 his favour. I can't think of anything Tsonga has that's better than Kyrgoat beyond volleys
Svitolina is my gf
gay grand slam
About 2/5 according to
Sifting through two hundred dead pages of stunningly inarticulate, robotic banality without a Tracy of Greek tragedy.
I wish there was a gay grand slam, and based off of the extensive knowledge regarding the taste of semen posted this morning many others here do too.
Think kostyuk will beat svitolina
Do any of you guys have an actual WTA girlfriend?
Martic
no one,absolutely no one is watching your league! ((fuck benfica)
I slept with someone on a college tennis team.
She's your girlfriend?
Locks:
Cilic
Nadull
Edmund
Mertens
I too would like to watch this. But how do they prove that theyre a fag
>tfw up to the Steeply's father's MASH obsession bit in IJ
This is the most ridiculous thing I've read in the book so far
Based schedule user
Fact missile
I tried it with Bencic...but then she became thicc
Me on the left
VINTAGE and BLESSED non reddit, dfw centric, 10is thred
SAINToro smiles upon other michael today
Alona is so cool
literally the worst parts of the book kys
will make proper power rankings @ som point but jus know the halfway house sections and everything re Himself top the list
Kostyuk coolest player!
Think Martic might be the hottest WTA player desu
How fat are you /tennis/, compared to the rest of the world?
>bbc.co.uk
>You have a higher BMI than 50% of males aged 15-29 in the world
>tfw average male from Earth
For me, it’s the letters between Avril and Orin
get ready for a cascade of (You)'s
BMI is only relevant for women and beta males
You have ahigherBMI than87%ofmales aged 15-29in the world
I'm unironically not even really fat
>higher than average for the world
>Lower than average for the uk
>most like someone from Lebanon
Hm
Winner desu
Bmi is a terrible way of measuring bf. Did the site just assume if you're jacked or not
>You have a higher BMI than 96% of males aged 15-29 in the world
Turn off the barby
>BMI
DYEL detected
I find her really hot
>tfw a measley 54kg
Even ate Maccas for lunch everyday for a whole month and that did jack shit.
signd yrstruly
Incredible India
martic so sticc
You have to do GOMAD lol
Consult a doctor
Feels good
Do you have AIDS?
You teach a girl, you teach a generation!
t. biological female
H A N O I
one outs, dox
>girl posting in /tennis/
>unironically liking DFW and IJ
Buncha undergrads ITT
nice thread, dfw poster jr
reminder jt is getting btfo day after day and has no dad
>Marathe & Steeply are hugely superior
lolno the Ennett house parts are the best
>tfw down from 215 to 190
>tfw still fat
>tfw still weak
Suppose it's better than being very fat and very weak
other michael im warning u m8
PROOOUUUUD TO BE AN AMERICAAAAN
Terrible post
Good post
Best post
t. dfw posteur who's on his mark 2 winning his first slam (u can start interview now ama)
Why does Australia get a whole grand slam? Are >we really the world's top 4 tennis nations?
>2 handed forehand
who the fuck wants to go to some slav shithole
Rod Laver
25bmi
BMI is an estimate of how "overweight" or "obese" a person is
National
Above average
You have a higher BMI than 56% of males aged 15-29 in your country
Global
Above average
You have a higher BMI than 72% of males aged 15-29 in the world
t. 3 days on lit and alredy a bonafide pseud
THREAD THEME: youtu.be
>implying dfw and his works are bad in any way
Nice stale meme you’ve discovered
Needed a southern hemisphere slam to mix it up and Aus was white and people play tennis here.
>I read books in the XXI century