Here's your popcorn sir! That will be 3 payments of $15.99 plus tip

Here's your popcorn sir! That will be 3 payments of $15.99 plus tip.

Wow is it happy hour?

>not pirating your popcorn

Ah thank you Robert! Have you met my girlfriend Teena? And this is her husband Jim! Give me another bucket, just for me mind you!

do you have any mice to feed my falcon?

>not just buying saltine crackers

You save 10 bucks for basically the same thing

Hey Robert, i'm not sure if this is your job or not but the theater tar pits are leaking again, someone should really get on that

C-can I opt for the payment plan?

I said large!

DON'T POST IT

Thanks Robert.

I'm sorry sir, have an extra large on the house.

Robert, you seem like an intelligent young man. Don't you think it's time you found a better job? I feel like you've been working here for years.

You're a big guy, Robert.

For me, of course, as I am just 5'8".

And by big I mean more so tall than anything, as you're not exactly the most muscular guy.

Well, anyways. Off to the movies I go! I'm seeing "The Boss Baby" today, it's a spoof and goof of Donald Drumpf, I'm sure it will be a blast!

I'd love to stay in chat, but the movies are calling! Haha, see you around, Rob.

Here's a tip: GET A REAL JOB!

Let's cut to the chase, I'm assembling a team, Robert.

Whatever this theater's paying you, double it.

>wake up
>open curtains
>see this

wat do?

*streteches/yawns*

It's Oscer day!

Peter Jackson is going to bring home the big one tonight!

finally, my XXL popcorn has arrived, I wonder how much I have to tip.

Fuck off back to the savannah, you damn dirty negro.

Thanks! Now to go enjoy this kino with my qt gf...
*gf is sucking Robert's cock*
Haha... I challenge you

Hey pal! Dont be mean to Robert, im gonna have to write you up for a racism charge and take away your falcon privileges for a month

Fire Robert

>random penis inspection day

Hey fuckhead, don't talk to Robert that way...
*clenches fists*
...or you'll answer to me

>they find the popcorn kernels hidden under my foreskin

Cinema showers = memes
Cinema falcons = reddit
Know the difference.

>having foreskin
You're being detained.

Nigga now I know you grew up in the ghetto.

This is some straight Homeless Life Hack shit.

My local cinema actually won't let you inside if you're not subscribed to their subreddit

>O lawdy! O lawdy! Here's ya popped corn massa! Now don't worry bout no charge, free for all da white folk!

Oh my god Robert what happened to you?

It is funny because I am poor and eating saltine crackers right now.

I am also drinking instant coffee

Can I speak to your Caucasian superior please?

Mine won't let me in if you subscribe to their falcon renting service.

>WAIT! Stop the thread. You're having fun WRONG.

*record screech*

You only gon' give me one lil' eggroll?

Look, uh, Robert, is it? Look I've been coming to this theater for 40 years, and for the last 5 I've gotten the senior discount. Now they're hiring Negros and your telling me I have to pay 10 times as much to pay for your unfathered children?
>theater police approaches with batons
Well I'm telling you that sounds perfectly reasonable!!! Here's the money plus a modest tip of 100$, after all my pensions been cut in half! Have a nice day Robert.

I just had a hearty meal of sliced orange, steamed brocolli, garlic toast and yogurt.

rude

>funny meme we haven't seen at all
>hahaha

Upboated, kind gentlesir.

Alejandro's prepared a delightful meal for me. Chili and sea bass, I believe.