Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

Having a gf is pretty easy user.

>iktfb

thanks for ruining my day faggot

brilliant sports-related thread, my well-cultured friend!

I am about to go out and get a pizza and act like I have some guys over and then eat it all myself while watching reruns of impractical jokers until 3am or so
I guarantee you have it better than me

You do realise they know you're going to eat it alone, right? Trust me, I've been on both sides of the deal and it's pretty easy to notice when someone's faking a story about having mates over and you're getting food for them.

>faking a story
...do you tell the pizza place why you're ordering each pizza you get?

let me have this mang

>tfw ex reconnected with you on new years to apologize for the way she left things
>shes moved back into town

what do I do bros I can't stop thinking about her and I thought I was done and moved on

block her number immediately

sorry bruh

hookups >>>> gfs

>fuck my high school exgf four years later
>rawdog
>she's late on her period
DON'T FUCKING DO IT user

hahahahahahahahahahaha
you deserve this

this, but unironically

Don't do it. She will hurt you even more this time around.

>it's another "friday night at apartment aimlessly swiping on tinder hoping to find something" episode

No but when people are lying, they always try to push the story somehow, while always being alone and having an awkward posture and speech pattern.

you watch too much tv, bro

alright, i'll just stay in then
thanks my brazilian friend

pump and dump