>Newcastle
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>City
City XI | Ederson, Walker, Stones, Otamendi, Zinchenko, Fernandinho, Silva (C), De Bruyne, Sterling, Sané, Agüero
Subs | Bravo, Danilo, Gündogan, Mangala, Bernardo, Adarabioyo, Diaz
>Newcastle
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>City
City XI | Ederson, Walker, Stones, Otamendi, Zinchenko, Fernandinho, Silva (C), De Bruyne, Sterling, Sané, Agüero
Subs | Bravo, Danilo, Gündogan, Mangala, Bernardo, Adarabioyo, Diaz
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>Zinchenko at LB
are bravo, danilo, gundogan and bernardo silva flops?
Bravo - Yes
Danilo - Maybe. Decent enough cover.
Gundogan - If he stays fit, No.
B. Silva - Too soon to tell.
Londoner here, but I'm backing the toon.
THE FOG ON THE TYNE IS ALL MINE ALL MINE
Fack orf gavnah
is it all right if I get comfy in this chair?
Worried about that last game desu. Pep would be a fucking fool if he didn't play defensively against say Barcelona away, thing is I'm worried he'll be autistic about muh football philosophy and play attacking anyway even though that would mean we'd concede 4+ goals and lose. Why does he have to cuck himself like that
YOU FACKIN WOT YOU CAANT?? I'M A FACE RAND CANNING TAAN, YOU WANNA TEAR UP? CAUSE I'LL OPEN YOUR CANISTER UP LIKE A FACKIN TIN 'O BEANS MY SHUN, I'M A PROPAH MOODY GEEZAH, DON'T FUCK WIV ME YA MELT.
>we
w2c jacket
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Pep Guardiola's Manchester City. Their tiki taka style is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the formations will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also HAL’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his style of play- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The supporters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Pep and Man City, to realise that they’re not just dominant- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Pep Guardiolo's Manchester City truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the intelligence in Pep’s existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, but until my last day as a coach, I will try to play from my goalkeeper” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Pep Guardiolo's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Man City & Pep tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
>it's a desperately trying to hold on for 0-0 episode
>the cream of manchester
I wonder what the reaction will be like on the City fan youtube channel after this game. OH WAIT. They don't have a fan channel anymore. They had to close the channel down because they were averaging only 3,000 views per video. Because they have no fans.
>Attacking mid as a right back
what the fuck is wrong with Danilo? That is fucking humiliating, get a grip m8
For anyone who doesn't have BT
This is pathetic, having an applause moment every week.
Fuck off you you disrespectful cunt
>britclaps
>muh dead nigger!
don't care
Kyle Walker is not an attacking mid
Now that the dust has settled, what is the verdict on the US?
Fuck off you rubbery lipped golliwog. Go pick some cotton
>muh
>nigger
fuck off to the nfl threads if you want to pretend to be a yank so badly
in rafa we trust
That was the best chance that Newcastle will get.
I meant left back
SOON
Imagine playing in the 70s and 80s for shit money, with crowds of people throwing bananas at you, doing ape chants and calling you a nigger. Every week.
Good country ruined by niggers and libtards
it's still fair by Guardiola because Danilo is absolute shite
>Aguero
yeah m8 thats what I meant, Danilo is not even trying
>muh forced restecp
It's more about yourselves than about paying respect at this point.
hello
Imagine being mentally fragile and not able to handle criticism and hate
what's less gay, this game or gay porn?
Apparently Dortmund wanted to convert Zinchenko into a LB
>Joselul
Gay porn isn't gay. Most of the time it's just a group of entrepreneurial, resourceful men trying to make a porno. Not their fault they don't know any women.
This match, still not as gay as your rentboy dad though
im not even sure if i should bother watching this game. newcastle is going to sit back and eventually lose. that free kick at the start was probably their best chance
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>doesn’t trust in Rafa
Get off Sup Forums la, don’t you remember Istanbul 2005
Why does Mourinho like Matić so much?
5th?
Where can I buy this barbie doll? Asking for my daughter haha
why don't you like Matic is the real question senpai
jokes on you i have 2 dads not 1, lol owned.
>blue hair and ponytails
Wrong thread.
i'm a liverpool fan la. dont trust newcastle.
>the brainlet of brazil
Oh shit lol
I’m not gay but my stud of a husband is
Animefags have shit taste when it come to "women".
>the weeb of worcestershire
Thread is so dead, can someone post big anime tiddies? please and thank you
What type of clothing is Tyne wear?
what stream are you guyz using? all on reddit are shit
Amazing the way City manage to overwhelm in attack and defence simultaneously.
refball
BT Sport on a TV la
FUCK THE SLAGS POST SEX DOLLS
BT Sport on a TV la
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what a ball from le bald assist man
Get some fanny lad
what constitutes a horizontal pass then
>PCP capital partners has no assets or employees
>The quoted Reuben family categorically deny being interested in taking over Newcastle
Who is Staveley and what the fuck is she playing at?
Negligee
shit match desu. just a constant stream of city possession until they score. think i'll go and have a wank instead lads.
Preparing for hair transplant for receding hairline man*
A non-vertical pass.
thanks
just do you're daughter la
Shit thread. Post your favourite pornstars, I’m going for a wank
Your mum
cant take tserling seriously because he sticks his arse out and laps his arms at the elbows when he runs
looks like a literal spastic
This game sucks cock
You’re Mum a gay
That literal spastic makes more in a month then you will make all your life
bit of an insecure reply desu
seen loads of people here making fun of his poofter run
>t. Manlet poofter
City collapse imminent
just look at their body language
T. NEET virgins
Why does based Sane make the cumskins so SEETHING?
Obviously but he didn’t say “Hahaha Raheem Sterling is fucking poor haha” he said “Sterling runs like a gay boy” what has how much money he makes got to do with it? Do you work for his PR team or something you weirdo
man soccer need to apply new rules to prevent teams from parking the bus. nobody wants to watch this shit
city a shit
>Offsidechester City
When is Jesus coming back. Aguero is fucking shite
this
will city be the weakest PL winners ever?
>LARPing as a black
literally perfect
da fuck was that de broila
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