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Australia vs England 3rd ODI

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execute all australians and daniel

1 bong 13 bings

absolutely surreal
/cric/ memes are coming to life
If this was an american general this thread would be a sticky.

Just one shitty sponge cake rolled in chocolate and 11 pieces of desiccated coconut until the game

will smith

brother of Steve

Will Smith is a long time cricket enthusiast m8

don't reply to the pedo when he posts

Will Smith score a century today lads?

ishant

WICKA WICKA WILD WILD WEST

underrated film 2bh

Unironically just the test XI but swap Smarsh for Maxwell

will smith's an actor mate

It was good when you were 11, but it hasn't aged well

prefer finch to shitcroft 2bh

Fair point, Finch can keep his spot

you won't what mate?

Also going to need someone else that can bowl because I don't want to see marsh/finch/smith/warner have to bowl 10 between them

Reminder Ishant would have a decent record if he was born in England or NZ

just remembered maxmeme. 10 between him and marsh should be ok

i'm watching this

isnt hazlewood playing this time?

Good Will Smith? Definitely

youtube.com/watch?v=WJxBkE9d-TA

Bowlers should be allowed 1 extra over in an ODI for every wicket they take

get out of here bitchell

straffolad?

Does anyone know what the deck is looking like??

grass m8

looks like wood mate

tipping T20 matches to be played on a synthetic pitch in coming years

>Sup Forums gets Trump elected
>/cric/ gets Will Smith meme'd

what a time to be alive

Thanks pal

cricket le boring :PP

based fucking NRL lads

grigets just boring baseball :DDD

>International sport for 100 years
>Hey, why don't we limit the number of overs?
>Completely changes the sport for the next 40 years
>Eventually:
>Hey, why don't we shorten the over even more?
>Completely changes the game yet again
Nice ancient sport faggots

GayRL poofta

nice /nrl/ meme m8

Reminder that WODS GOMBUDER is a /cric/ meme

>spud at 4
>cummiins
>hazelwood

ez gg lads

Can't believe they're bringing back fucking James Hopes

Australia win the toss and bowl

Reminder only cowards choose to bowl first in a limited overs match

would quite like to have sex with several of the women in the australian open lads

power rank them please

inb4 this poo peelander newcunt doesn't format the power rankings properly

not even doing a power ranking mate

Just a reminder Cameron White is batting ahead of the best test batsman of this century

1) Angelique Kerber

The good news for Australia and Cam White is that his previous ODI knock at No. 3 was a century against England; the bad, it came in 2009. The odds on them being asked to chase 230 today are, I would say, low.

I'd rather White batting at 3 instead of lynn at 3

LU LU LA LA I'M IN LOVE

Honestly starc shouldnt bowl more than 3 overs in the power play

england heading for a total of infinity for none.

kek KEK

Imagine actually thinking Bairstow was fit to open an innings

Can we start calling Starc Bitchwide?

*imagining*

>averages 84 as opener

think he's okay

is starc, dare i say, a bit shit now?

>mfw australia think they can win chasing 400

>now

Literally the worst of australias 4 test bowlers

Mitchell Starc is so good he gets to bowl 11 overs when all the other bowlers are limited to 10

...

Slight breeze today as Cummins was getting out of the bus. Out for the Summer

How does he go when he bats at #2?

/windy/

>taking a slip out after 3 balls

is Smith, dare I say it, psychologically cooked?

>umpball wide

Shut the fuck up kp

Good afternoon cunts, benchods, and right royal pricks!

Welcome to everyone to the illustrious sport of One Day International Limited Overs 50 over a side Cricket!

BASED KP

swung wide

>ENNYTHEEN DEWN LIG IS A WIRED

is warner an elite fielder?

Love how warner always hits the stumps when it doesn't matter

just like his centuries 2bh

literally the rules

Who cares it's still fun to take the piss out of KP.

I can't blame Roy for playing for England after Australia dropped him all those years ago, but he's really lost his tan

>all those empty seats

Bairstow should be an ODI specialist and move Buttler into the tests 2bh

Buttler's a terrible longer form batsman

Bairstow averages more in both formats. By quite a bit as well.

bring back Prior

Okay lads how can we improve this sport?

imho what we need to do here is:
>start playing on ice instead of grass
>flatten the ball a bit so it slides on the ice instead of roll
>redesign these dumb fat sticks into something not retarded
>instead of wickets have two actual goals at each end like normal humans
>stop letting pakis and aussies play

I mean it won't fix every problem with this sport but it would certainly be an improvement to what we have now

DUDE

Buttler used to our test wicketkeeper ages ago but got dropped for never ever scoring any runs.

Also Bairstow was pretty much our 2nd most reliable batsman in the test series

>that fail kick by Smith

What ipl team did bradman play for?

Delhi Draft Dodgers

>he would unironically fight for hos country

Imagine scoring

BASED Usman

t. Xin Wang

England will make exactly 312

can Australia aim a ball

>Widestralia

More wides than a collage of all women I've slept with