/bundes/

*Gisdol fired from HIV edition*

*Goretzka to get bullied by schalke fans today sub edition*


Today:

/bundes/

15:30 Buyern - Werder Bremen
18:00 >Schalke - Hangover96


3rd /bundes/

14:00 SV Meppen - PreuBen Münster
14:00 Werder Bremen II - Würzburger Kickers


Upcoming:

2nd /bundes/

22/01/18 20:30 Erfurt - Magbeburger

3rd /bundes/

23/01/18 18:30 Bocum - Duiiisburg
23/01/18 20:30 Ingolstadt - Sandhousen
23/01/18 20:30 Nürnberch - Rainycastle
23/01/18 20:30 Holzbein Kiel - Union Kneerlin
24/01/18 18:30 Darmstadt - FCK Lautern
24/01/18 20:30 Heathenhome - Brownschweiger
24/01/18 20:30 Düsseldorf - Erzgebirge Aua
24/01/18 20:30 Bielefeld - Greather Farth
25/01/18 20:30 Dynämö Dresden - 1. FC St. Antifa

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>yeah, but Dortmund will manage to get those CL spots
even without a striker?

no

every fucking time when I post, there is a new thread

yes yes hello

Why is the best striker in german football moving to a midtable English club?

did you kiss her after she put her mouth on your anus?

I have you all know i have betted 100 000 on Bajern today

>best stricker
>not even in the squad the last 3 games

probably wants to live in london

Aubameyang is trash so you must mean lewa but he goes nowhere.

no one else is dumb enough to pay them?

For further considerations

good pic

Bayern: Ulreich, Kimmich, Boateng, Süle, Bernat, Javi Martinez, Robben, Müller, James, Ribéry, Lewandowski.

Bremen: Pavlenka, Bauer, Veljkovic, Moisander, Augustinsson, Bargfrede, M.Eggestein, Gondorf, Delaney, Junuzovic, Kruse.

didnt even notice
good job

is that Erik durm?

Save bet desu

I dont know, dont think so, but wouldnt mind that much. Of course I was very clean for that.

the "Schalke" needs a meme arrow

Goretzka mate

>Ein Fan des FSV Zwickau verletzt sich vor dem Spiel gegen die Sportfreunde Lotte schwer an der Hand. Ein Notarzt wird per Hubschrauber eingeflogen.
>Der Ausflug des Drittligisten FSV Zwickau zum Auswärtsspiel bei den Sportfreunden Lotte (0:1) endete für einen Fan mit einer schlimmen Handverletzung.
>Der FSV-Anhänger war im Stadion auf einen Zaun geklettert, abgerutscht und mit einem Fingerring hängen geblieben. Dabei riss sich der Mann einen Teil des Fingers ab. Er wurde zuerst von Lottes Teamarzt versorgt, ehe ein Notarzt per Rettungshubschrauber eingeflogen wurde. Mit einem Krankenwagen wurde der Fan in eine nahe liegende Klink gebracht.

aua aua mein finger

What's /bundes/' drink for the match?

inbefore sören

Man könnte fast sagen, er hat sich den Finger abgezwickt

sören

Ash nazg durbatuluuk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatuluuk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

you mean that he's a ZwickAua?

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6 halbe

based Tönnies t b h

...

I just poured a cup of coffee

youtube.com/watch?v=IdrZAnkRP7U


looking forward to Bayern - Bremen desu, let's hope for a suprise

just drank an espresso, now drinking coffee
will probably open a beer soon

>all of these bland ass indie bands now using autotune

a few couple ones might be able to pull it off but in most cases it turns out horrible, like in this case

Why aren’t you at the FC Bayern “Hackathon” today?

...

...

because i follow a real club

kek
>not supporting fake clubs
lamoing at you

Ribery is almost old enough to be my dad.

how old are you?

Will James do well today, lads?

we'll see

The Bayern chants are really sick today, anyone got the lyrics?

Germany's brave Jonas Rutzinger playing today

1, 2, 3, hier kommt die Polizei
4, 5, 6 wir haben alle Sex

got £5k on bayern to win

how BLACKED am i

Depends on how much Uli has on Buyern to win desu

If he put his money on a Buyern defeat, then you've been BESCHISSEN WORDEN. IM WAHRSTEN SINNE DES WORTES.

>we just won again lads

kek

sven pls

TOOOOOOOT

kruse is a literal god

TOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOT

>inb4 1:1 at 90+3

The Germany flag is ugly

wtf is going on here

We had a beautiful one but your masters make it illegal to display it in public.

I miss neuer lads
>No Homo

Organic coffee with soy and a splash of Hazelnut syrup

>leading against Bayern
Feels like it is 10 years ago when they still feared Bremen.

Too bad they will equalize in minute 70 and then shoot the 2:1 in 90+2.

Good.
Bernd Hollerbach is going to take over HIV according to Bild.

On another note: Anyone else thinks reserve teams should be barred from playing regular league football?

>you now realise Bürki is still the goalkeeper with the most clean sheets this season

Coffee, just got home from work.

How many?

How's denbark doing lately?

Seven. Then there are like 4 keepers on 6.

SAY MY NAME

Mesut

Jeff

>Anyone else thinks reserve teams should be barred from playing regular league football?
It's a tradeoff between having better lower leagues or having better talent development for the top flight clubs. Depending on who you ask, the answer will be different, I personally think that 2-3 reserve team splaying in an 18 team division don't really diminish the quality that much.

Ah, okay. I thought Pavlenka was up there with 5. Eh, just make it 6 today.

WHAT AN ASSIST
MÜLLER

MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER! MULLER!

>muller ruining a great match

ugh

>Eh, just make it 6 today.
Aaaaand there we go.

Feels bre men.

At least the most likeable guy in bayern scored

>now

Hollerbach is the new hsv coach
from spicyburg to hamburg

Hojbjerg starts for Southampton, while Eriksen is out with illness.

>Dortmunds Torjäger Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang hat die Spekulationen um einen Abgang zum FC Arsenal offenbar mit neuen Aussagen am Leben gehalten. Gegenüber der englischen Zeitung „Sun“ soll sich der Stürmer lobend über seinen möglichen neuen Arbeitgeber geäußert haben: „Spieler in meinem Alter haben in ihrer Jugend das von (Trainer) Arsène Wenger zusammengestellte Team verehrt und die Erfolge bewundert. Natürlich haben sich die Zeiten geändert. Aber Arsenal ist noch immer ein großer Klub.“

please tell me that bayern will win this

got £5k on them

why would you do that

Tbh its probably good money, theres like a 90% chance of them winning.
What are returns?

thought it was free money

odds of 1.16

FUCK YOU SPD

IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE

bye

buyern looking like they dont even wanna play

this. i fucking hate zangief

go to somalia

The mountain goats fear the fischköppe.

top kek lewa cant really score anything but benudlis anymore

Next year the treble comes

oh man, what a shame

sp at it again
it is

(you)

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>(You)

yeah, the Neverkusen treble

(you)