/tennis/ - Australian Open 2018 cont

BBKE edition

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TV Channels:
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Europe: Eurosport
USA: ESPN

Schedule for matches for today/tomorrow (local time):
Men
11:00 Fucsovics - Federer (2)
11:00 Thiem (5) - Sandgren
19:00 Djokovic (14) - Chung

Women
11:00 Halep (1) - Osaka
19:00 Strycova (20) - Pliskova (6)

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Where's Kyrgios?

Osaka is my waifu

Lads we are in the presence of based CEOposter

*makes good post*

nth for amwf

:(
it's ogre
for now

top 100 for this is my fetish

Reminder that Chung will win the whole thing

>de gay

Brap

>CEOposter
Isn't that the German?
I'm just some dude in the most central of times

How'd your dad take the Vikings getting BTFO'd?

let SAINToro guide ur posts to the sibling fountains of hq content, solid banter and aesthetic tennis

goin 2 sleep for real now gudniggt

In his waterside apartment fucking a 10/10 blond girl while you're jerking your tiny dick in your mother's basement.

Stop hating on Nick you fucking losers. He's out there hitting balls while you cunts are huddled away in your bedroom typing furiously on your keyboards.

Also in case you are partially deaf, Kyrgios said he only had 2 hours of sleep the night before the match. Yet he still managed to keep a balanced game.

So yeah fuck all of you for even trying to shit talk Nick when he did his best. None of you would even stand a chance so how about going to a court and hitting some balls before you try and shit talk the best in Australia right now.

CORRECTION ON TIME OF THIEM MATCH
15:20

dad doesn't watch footbaw, only plays golf
haven't talked to him in a while now that i think about it

I'm unironically watching the SAG awards instead of 10is but haven't left the thread

>t nicks brother

okay post
I like Nicky boy but this is sperging out a little too hard

Kyrgios plays tomorrow night.

Calm down Nick

Is this a pasta

Kys soyboy

seetherer

Nobody told me tums turn your stomach into foam I just threw up foam

Gross

Hmm...
REALLY makes you think.

>le can't into break points man
>finally makes one for set point
wew

>bush
D
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which one's osaka?

>being homosex in 2018

Fuck off Christos, you bald since 5yo mong.

canberratimes.com.au/act-news/christos-kyrgios-helps-raise-awareness-for-alopecia-20150412-1mjaiv.html

why do asian pubes look like a nest of spiders?
they're fucking disgusting.

Business idea: Breed top WTA players with black bulls

ARR ROOK SAME

here

Lads gonna start a new book.. thinkin of Faust... Thoughts?
Asians just don't do it for me

...

Men
15:40 Thiem (5) - Sandgren
18:00 Djokovic (14) - Chung
22:00(?) Dimitrov - Edmund
22:00(?) Nadal - Cilic

Women
16:00 Halep (1) - Osaka
19:30 Strycova (20) - Ka. Pliskova (6)
22:00(?) Suarez Navarro - Wozniacki (2)
22:00(?) Kerber (21) - Keys (17)
22:00(?) Mertens - Svitolina (4)

what the fuck are these times Google

TOP KEK

>what the fuck are these times Google
The courts are being used for doubles you tardmuffin

i dare you to disrespect her one more time, see what happens.

>Kyrgios a match point away from losing and being knocked out of the Australian Open last night
>Breaks his racquet
>Screams at the ball boy to throw him a towel
>Ball boy hands towel over sheepishly and starts crying
>Kyrgios snatches the towel and spits in his face
>Suddenly a member of the audience jumps into the arena
>Crowd begin to shout, no one knows what's happening
>He walks over to Kyrgios and fly-kicks him back to Athens or wherever the fuck he's from
>He twists his cap backwards and looks up at the camera...
>It's Lleyton Hewitt
>Lleyton picks up Kyrgios' broken racquet and continues to play for Australia
>He goes on to win in an unprecedented fashion, after being two sets down and at match point
>He takes his cap off and signs it, giving it to the ball boy, who stops crying and later grows up to be a famous millionaire
>The Prime Minister breaks down in tears and declares a new National Holiday
>Rod Laver Arena is declared as one of the Seven Wonders of the World, replacing the Great Pyramids
>Federer and Djokovic surrender the tournament prematurely
>Dimitrov commits suicide by commuting seppuku with his tennis racquet
>All women in the audience become pregnant with Lleyton Hewitts children without even making physical contact
>Lleyton Hewitt ushers in a new Golden Age of Tennis in Australia which lasts for over three millennia, until the Xzeesiacks of the Dubar Nebula invade Earth and tennis is declared sacrilege

>federer's feet
what did he mean by this

>Federer and Djokovic surrender the tournament prematurely
this is the only part I liked

gay

>ezpz volley put away
>hit it into the net
this is stupid

Thanks for the (you)'s lads

is he a racist?

Just had some wasabi peas but didnt wash my hands after. Is it safe to fap?

Sorry, user. Is this a better picture?

why is there so much bhp and big bank propaganda

i don't watch tv so i never noticed how many ads they ran telling the population that they're actually the good guys

this fucking man

GET 7/10 xDDDD

I don't get it

>"forgive me for my sins" tatted on the arm
kinda cool tbqh

love this kino lad

Business idea: Reboot Fat Pizza with Nick and Christos

>96
the sun lies la

>He is regarded as one of the best tennis analysts and commentators with an in-depth knowledge of the modern game and the players. He brings this all to light with great enthusiasm, passion and one-liners that draw the audience in. Many tennis fans regard Koenig as one of the top commentators in the sport.

>2018 fat pizza
>lebs replaced with sudanese

hmmm

females trying to lead a crowd chant never works tbqh

My father still calls asians "orientals", he was confused when I explained that is an outdated term. I don't care what he says I just don't want him to say shit like that in public. He hates Osaka and the other "orientals".

not enough bravado behind their voice desu

>females trying to lead never works tbqh

have you considered calling the police?

>Federer not winning 6-1 any set
Federer is finished

My dad still says mongoloid lmao he had no idea it was considered offensive

My dad respects Chinese people and could beat both of your dads in a fight combined

match over with that point

God damn

noice

imagine being fucksovic there

Yeah, report the goyim manyak

BASED GOAT

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

fedgoat bay bee

Business idea: clone federer and start an all-federer league

>Crows oohing and ahhing and gawking at the play like 6 year olds
Embarrassing tbph

>Federer and break point conversion
what went wrong?

Federer is FINISHED

pack him away, lock him up and throw away the key

>reading comprehension
I have no problem with him saying it. I just don't want him to say stuff in public. He refers to blacks as "monkeys" and "spooks" and asians as "slopeheads" and "gooks". He's 75, but minorities would never consider that if he said something like that in public.

>crowd*
derp

How cracked are you right now?

rapt silence followed by polite applause is the only appropriate reaction to sports desu

>faulterer

Agreed, that tennis ad about tradition and decorum might be ironic, but it is actually legit

holy shit how much are they going to play that fucking ad

What is it? Is it as bad as what's a computer?

this, the crowd shots are genuinely embarrassing tbqh

Federer's visibly annoyed and impatient

Apple blatantly pushing their transgender agenda courtesy of transsexual CEO tim cook

idea: clone Kyrgios and have him vs himself

sounds like your father is a racist and should be reported to the government.

they're closed doe

There is something about challenger level players playing 150% against Federer. They never do this against Djokovic or Nadal or Murray.

kinda worried for Fucsovics
he's gonna tire himself out early if he keeps running for everything

fed brings out the best in all things

Federgios

reminder that federer still hasn't produced a game more entertaining than halep/davis this year