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OPTIMUS BELLUM DOMITOOOOOOOR

>No /heem/ news
>No schedule
>No anything

Cazies pls leave

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no fights tonight bro

Any Conor fans out here?

Yes. But I like everyone since I pretty much only watch fights.

Its out bros!

OFFICIAL /HEEM/ RANKING OF DIVISIONAL TALENT
LW > WW > FW > MW > BW > FLW > LHW > HW

What did he mean by this?

WW > LW > MW > HW > midget wrestling > FW = BW = FLW

>Damien Brown vs Dong Hyun Kim

Anybody else keep getting upset that is isn't the real Dong Hyun Kim fighting?

*begs you to get in my guard*

CTE and marihuana

you first

What would happen in these fights?
Diaz vs.
>Tyron
>RDA
>Maia
>Colby
>McGregor III
>Khabib
>Tony
>Eddie

conor backed out of trilogy

He would lose all of them

He'd lose every single one of them. The only one he's got a shot at winning is against Conor, but the rest would eat him alive.

Because he's going to fight Tony after Tony beats Khabib

>Return of Jon Jones
>Return of McGoober
>Return of both Diaz bros
>Return of Bork

Will 2018 be the year of the meme return?

>tony beats khabib
hm?

Nate's already lost to RDA. Hell, he came in 6 pounds overweight and still got 30-26'd.

>Khabib is untouchable guys
>look who he's beat
*goes and looks*
>o-oh

absolutely shook

Spammer is working Overtime tonight.

No spammer here my guy

Thanks bro

Lol

I miss it too
youtu.be/6Ne5UOV1T04

>Zero MMA discussion so far this thread

Gonna be a long night

>stables of "boys"
>headcanon harems of men
the estrogen and penis injected soy state of nuHEEM

Lets kick it off BB style
youtu.be/M_KGJP1a2xE

The newest one gets played the most but they're all still in use, pretty sure I even heard this one the other night.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dn3G6VnBb_s

How would professional wrestler, Brock Lesnar, do in MMA?

How many of y'all watch KB promotions like Enfusion, GLORY, and Kunlun?

jim miller started a podcast

youtube.com/watch?v=yu_IQKXYzP8

he only has 13 views though, let's cheer him up and check it out

He'd have a chance against Woodley and Maia due to his cardio advantage, but everybody else wrecks his shit. RDA was already on his way to stopping him

How did Tyron's stand up comedy attempt go?

view given, too tired to watch though

No way this isn't Jim Miller himself posting this. Whats up Jim?

That choker

i'm not him but I noticed he started uploading longer videos, his other videos are usually him dicking around with a reflex bow in his backyard and making fun of his wife and children

>When your new Ford Escort gets wrecked

I miss her, lads...

mommy

I guess they don't teach takedown defense in Cameroonian sandpits

she will for sure be the flyweight GOAT 100%

she's got a black belt in fellatio

lmao the classic Casio keyboard intro, I know I've heard that too. I don't recall hearing the gladiator music outside of the PPV intros

She's 29, you goof. Same age as Con Air and Khabib. That's prime age for an MMA fighter.

mommyfu

Can't wait till Shevchenko breaks her jaw into 18 pieces

how well would top tier kick boxers do in the ufc,as is(no change of training) ?

Khabib is the next meme to end screencap this if you want

they'd get wrestlefucked and submitted. You need to know different skillsets my man.

This basically happened when Branko Cikatic fought Kerr in Pride. It didn't go well

>Chances of a finish are almost tripled in Heavyweight compared to Flyweight
>B-b-b-but DJ is the GOAT! So what if he doesn't have to deal with being finished because the weight class has no finishers! He's legit!!!!11

Give Canello a year alone to learn TDD and he'd be a beast

>8.2% TKO/KO rate

Oh for sure, my man. 100%.

...

Then watch Artem demolish his ACL with leg kicks

>throwing more than 3 hard kicks in a fight

>Canelo
>kickboxer

right right hell throw two then take him down and stick his russian hammer down CANelos mouth

I approve of this list

>LHW so irrelevant it isnt even mentioned
>It was once the UFC's glamour division

JUST

Lets not pretend like he couldn't beat Conor again

Honestly, do you think Dana is more pissed at Stipe for CLOWNING on this fool and derailing his hype train with almost 5 rounds of wrestlefucking
*or*
more pissed at Ngannou for not even training wrestling or cardio at all during his training camp and for dissing Trump 1 week before the fight?

At Ngannou, Dana doesn't hate Stipe

WHY is pat berry such a weirdo?

probably more pissed at Stipe because he was supposed to be "shook" and lay down and die like Overeem

heemed too many times

Within a year, FW will be the marquee division. There are so many talented prospects at featherweight plus veterans who still put on entertaining fights. LW and WW are filled with """fighters""" who won't take a fight unless it's someone ranked higher than them or a money fight.

cte

They're both a bit weird maybe thats why they're drawn to each other, i like Pat he seems like a good guy. I think all the people talking shit about him are just mad he's banging Rose and they're not

...

THE KHABIB MEME ENDS SOON

t. jealous beta orbitter

t. cazie

unironically listening to tfatk right now, hope you're happy.

not as good as bautista obviously

The reddit virgin beta white knight who thinks Pat Barry is some sorta villain for fucking a young hot nice girl

The Sup Forums chad who is fucking young hot nice girls himself and wishes Pat and Rose all tthe best

He kind of seemed like he was on speed

well
he has been diddling rose since she was 14-15 and he was 30 at the time

Which one are you?

Quit projecting weirdos. I’m watching the JRE from today and he keeps being weird with that tassle.

look at his flag
hes the abbo in the dark corner fappig to both

t. jealous beta hater mate guarding his waifu

How was i projecting? i said he's always been a bit weird, and so is Rose.

OnlyRogan and some reddit autists thinks DJ is the GOAT. He is roundly ignored by the general public and all real MMA fans.

We can only hope TJ "King of the Manlets" Dillashaw gets a chance to heem him.

Are there any MMA couples that are actually likeable (apart from pic related)?

>"cain would beat stipe"
>"did you hear cain literally has a cage around his spine and can't train hard?"

top fucking kek

How does one into /JRE/?

Is the regular show worth it or just the new MMA show? I've just never been one for podcasts is all

Watch Joey diaz

his regular show can be about whatever, usually pertains to what his guest is into. It's not for everyone. Give both a listen though.

They're still looking for spare parts to fix him

>women have more finishes than flyweight

>and for dissing Trump 1 week before the fight?
What is with with stormweenies and their over-protectiveness of the oompa loompa? Literally the most thin-skinned people on the planet.