>starring Martin Lawrence
Ruin a movie in 10 words or less
>a dark/edgy reimagining of
>live-action remake
>Sony Pictures
>From visionary director [Insert Literally Who or Zack Snyder]
>Directed by Zack Snyder
>hating bad boys II
What a pleb
>based on a comic book superhero
>sundance official selection
>movie
This and
>Rob Schneider is...
>starring Emma Foreheadson
>...with Music by Hans Zimmer
>remake of a classic
Bruce Willis was dead all along
>The new Super Hero Movie...
>Based on a True Story
>[Flick] is hella diverse!
>From the creative minds of Marvel and DC...
>directed by Brian De Palma
>from the producers of...
Inspired by a true story
>from the makers of anything
>starring anyone
>From the executive producers that brought you...
From female director...
>made after 1990
>From the people who brought you...
>From the guys who saw
>IN A WORLD
>[] starring in the role of a lifetime...
>loosely based on a thought
>from the producer of Delgo
>an epic tour de force
>female remake
>empowering female lead
>diversity like you have never seen before
>And a Dog!?
>Commercial advertises the RT score
>progressive
>winner of shitty 3rd world film award
>bluray cover quotes a tweet
>Starring Milla Jovonich
>you're probably wondering-
so dense
every
frame
has
so
much
going
on
>Face of actor on the cover is covered in words
>But not quite as he/she imagined it
>modern and edgy take on a classic
>like being shot then thrown out of a plane - guy on Sup Forums
>an awe inspiring story about.....
>it's a horror movie
>it's a fantasy with wizards and magic movie
>it's a capeshit movie
>edgy
>what is Bad Boys
>what is Black Knight
nice shit taste you got there.
BAHLEE DAT BADOW
>4 Stars! [extremely questionable publication]
...
>Reccomended by the Sup Forums
>staring Aaron Eckhart
What is this 2013?
>Will make you change the way you see race....
[Literal Who] Award
"Dark and Gritty"
"Edgy"
"It's like X mixed with Y"
"It's X turned up to 11"
"It's a mature/dark/gritty/edgy X"
"It's X if Y didn't/did Z"
"It's X without Y!"
"From the X of [Shit Film]2
"Amazing[..] Revolutionary[...]" Etc
[Publication Who Has Publicized Opinions Or Articles That I Don't Agree With Or Don't Follow My Political View]
>quentin tarantino presents
/thread
>Based on a joke by Doug Benson
>From the studio that brought you…
>TRAILER TOMORROW
...
>Present Day Stephen Spielberg
Underrated
>Starring Finn Wolfhard
every time
yes
>All female cast
>a tour de force
also
>Owen Wilson in it
Hero was good though
>re-imagining
>an all female version of a classic
>From the critically acclaimed masterpiece [insert movie]
>from the guys who jacked off to
>From the guys that brought you
>starring Seth Rogen
>Dubstep trailer
>CGI of exploding/falling buildings
Fuck off Friedberg and Seltzer are the last remaining Kinographers we have left along with Snyder and Wiseau.
>what is Midnight in Paris
>power starts playing
>Directed by Paul Feig.
>Based on the best selling novel for young adults.
>From the creators of Shrek and Madagascar
>no animals were harmed
>Starring Melissa McCarthy
>Starring Hugh Grant
>movie is about edging
>2
>Directed by Joss Whedon
>made before 2016
>A modern take on....
>National Lampoon's
>this comedy
>Romance
>your taste
Are we still in the early 200s?
>Directed by Steven Spielberg after 1998
>THIS SUMMER