/cric/

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Holly is best girl.

.

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Ni hao ma lads?

/shit/

Prefer young fit Elyse over Holly tbqhwyf

>cricket

What an awful pitch this is. Pretty hypocrite of people calling it a good pitch and criticise spin friendly pitches in sub continent

I respect your opinion - more Holly for me!

no no NO

kawaii c:

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>tfw not at home so don't have to watch this shitshow

really exciting pitch

based South Africa always rolling out pitches for the viewers

wait till you see the swing in England m8

at what ball will Pujara get off the mark?

Business idea: super over with underam bowling

Will Pujara make a 0 run century?

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AMUL

Honestly want see her in cow spotted print high heels only with body paint to look like a black and white spotted cow with a huge ring through her nose.

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Why does Holly's voice sound so awful? She has the face of an angel but the voice of an ice-addicted prozzie

wo bu shu fu. Wǒ xūyào Mógū.

You mean Ellyse?

If Fawad can learn to dab he's going to go far in the BBL

40

think your stream is a good 5 minutes behind lad

pujara is an absolute mad man

this is cricket kino

I wish roastie Roz would stop wearing white, it has connotations.

Do you think the Australian womens team even if they aren't all exclusive lezzos have at least tried scissoring once?

ah fuck
i was watching on espn.in

make it 50 balls then

Do you think the Pakistan women's team would be mostly secret lezzos also even though it's haram?

Mófǎ mógū?

Muslim women don't have a problem getting saucy with one another. Have you seen the kind of lingerie they wear around other women?

No but I would like to see this

cuntry suicidelander

Does this gandu know that deliveries faced don't add up to the total?

Clear the way, huge cock and balls coming through

teri maa ki chut

teri maa ka bhosda

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KEK

behen ke lode

*pulls down pants and bends over*

HUGE cock and balls posts

Ah yes, the "brainiac block" format

OUT FOR HITTING THE BALL WITH THE BAT TWICE

BHENCHOD

MACHAR KI JHAAT

>pujara showing test masterclass
>where are the runs lads
>where are the shots lads
plebs

All my Indian friends have taught me are insults

teri maa ko loda chusaya saale chutiye

having a stroke m8?

>watching boredom block
>not watching 10rpo Brainy Boy League

teri gand me dus hathiyon ke lund

this

stroking your mum m8

teri yaki sucky fucky

cricket ball to the bum cheek hurts lads

half century

noice

KEK

teri maa ki aahein sun ke lund hilaya kya madarchod

*blocks your ball*

try cricket ball to the tits

MADMAN

Is poojara, dare I say it, Dravid in disguise?

poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

teri rist pakistani

>could be 27-4 now if they had referred the LBW and caught that

>sanpoo

>sandaas

top kek

>mark waugh

Based walkie

SKRRRRRRRRRAAA LYNX EFFECTS

>people unironically watching the brainlet bore rather than this rivetting test match

unorinically saw this bloke cooked out on mdma at a festival once

Just flicked the bean to Starc again

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HE SCORED

>strike rate of 1.85

>SR 1.85
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this is literally the opposite of reality. Proclaiming to love test cricket is absolutely to realm of the bogan who's trying to impress his mates with his worldliness, much like he does when buying a smoker from Bunnings and getting California rolls for lunch with the mussus.

Is Pujara related to poo in a jar?

>Strike rate 5.36
Based

barely slept last two nights lads

>mussus

Chomp down some mystical fungi

I can't I have my accounting class in the afternoon

>take some mushies over the weekend
>realise that running memes into the ground isn't for me anymore.

love how I literally can't even check scores on cricinfo when the poos are playing because of of much they coat it

how the fuck did he miss the stumps

kek

>Strike rate 5.36
is he good????????

geoff boycott would be spinning in his grave hearing people whine about strike rate in a test match

Intellectual post

can't score roons from the pavilion, they've got to make the bowlers wurrrk

>not referring two wicket reviews

THUNDER
H
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Jealous much?