Here's the quick rundown of the bombpill
>Maiar bow to Bombdanoff
>In contact with Ainur
>Possesses Eru-like abilities
>Taxes Gondor with an iron but fair fist
>Commands tribes and armies throughout Middle-Earth
>Direct forebear of the ancient Elendil blood line
>Will bankroll the first human cities on Valinor (Bomber's Landing will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of Uruk-hai breeding research facilities in Middle-Earth
>First human-Valar babies will in all likelihood be Bombdanoff babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence in Middle-Earth has only existed deep in Numenorian schools & Mordor
>Ancient Dwarven drinking songs tell of an eagle who will descend on Middle-Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>He owns Palantir observatories throughout Middle-Earth
>You likely have Bombdarings on you right now
>Bombdanoff is in regular communication with the creator Eru Illuvatar, forwarding the Ainulindale to his closest disciples. Who do you think set up the meeting between Isildur's heir & Gandalf (First meeting between the two) and arranged the wizard's first trip to the Shire in history only a few years earlier to the Baggins hole in Hobbiton?
>He learned fluent moonrunes in under a week
>Kingdoms and empires entrust their gold reserves with the Bomb. There's no gold in Minas Tirith, only the depths of the Old Forest
>He is about three ages old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from Ea to the end of Arda. We don't know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.
Why wasn't he in the movies?
Here's the quick rundown of the bombpill
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Saged and hidden. I hope you get cancer
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because he was a stupid joke character and undermined the power of the ring
Who would you cast if Bombadil was in the LOTR movies?
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thx I was looking for this for years
John Rhys-Davies
Chris Pratt
who is this guy anyways, lotr wise, not reddit mean wise
He's the embodiment of nature itself?
Tolkein's self insert fanfic character from a previous, less successful book
Goldberry? More like woodberry
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Daily reminder that Tom raped her and turned her into his sex slave.
Phwoooaaar
He's one of the most ancient, powerful magical beings in the world, his aloofness comes from the fact that he's older than almost everything and fears nothing. Some theorize that he's Illuvatar (God) himself taken material form.
Bombadil is a hobbit myth that over the passage of time and translations of events became a part of the actual story.
Tolkien loved mythology that much.
Brian Blessed should have been Saruman 2bh
Joe Swash as Frodo would be another choice casting change
George R R Martin, ironically
>LE FUNNY FACE MEME LOL XD
Unironically, what did Tolkien mean for Bombadil to represent?
You mean the Bombapill, idiot.