>a character's ethnicity has nothing to do with their characterization
>UNLESS THEY'RE FUCKING WHITE
>>81131981
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Of course he fucking likes it. Good lord.
>all those dolls in the background
>I grew up with Ghost in the Shell!
Jesus fucking christ this guy is a full on normie.
Why are you getting mad he watched things when he was younger? How old are you
Are there any youtube reviewers that actually understand film?
I've never seen one that actually knows what goes into a good film or what properties go into cinema that is of substance.
Which is hilarious because there are plenty of reviewers that go in depth as shit with video game reviews to 40 minutes to over an hour easily. But yet you get to movie reviews, 5 minute basically repeating the synopsis and saying it's good or bad. "lel acting was good" "lel scenes were cool"
Fucking CinemaSins is better at critique and review.
Is he dare I say /ourguy/
>white weeboo loves it
>asian woman says its pretty generic and shit
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(3:45)
Sounds like a pretty honest review to me. Weeaboos are just butthurt that their precious Anime film got a live action adaptation with a white woman as the lead, even though Japanese people and the creator of GITS himself are fine with it
what did he mean by this?
Some of these look pretty chill, but it's clear he doesn't fit in.
It's pure cringe.
Why did he show it again?
FUCKING FRAUD
hes a highly autistic manchild who likes to get
N A S T Y
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so the answer is yes
nah
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this is PURE YOUTUBEKINO
I dare you to find a better intro on youtube, you can't
to prouve he's not racist
Something to do with black people being his family and how racism makes him feel bad. in a fucking film review.
he literally stopped the review to say this shit. i wish i still had the shooped version of this.
I don't even play vidya much anymore but there are people on youtube doing hours-long video essays on games that are comfy as fuck to watch. I wish there was more like that for film instead of 'lolo hi guys I liked/hated this movie please subscribe yeah!' like you say
>honest
>multiple reviewers and moviegoers point out multiple flaws
>glosses over it with 'its cool! Better than evolution lol!'
no, THIS is youtube kino
(also by stuckmann)
DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRUH
who has braces at that age?
Just got into Joseph Anderson, pretty good.
how do you guys fucking stand this unbearable pasty fuck, seriously why does Sup Forums love all these unbearable unfunny, uninteresting faggots who have nothing to say
>that feminine voice
Why do leftists have such poor taste in film?
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>guy who came up with this line thinks he's a legitimate authority on movie criticism
>Talking shit about Speed Racer
This guy should consider shutting the fuck up.
Eveery other reviewer on YT says it's awful.
Now I'm not saying he is wrong, he is entitled to his opinions but the ones saying it's bad are pointing out how it's nothing like source material. Did Chris see the same film? Because he claims exactly the opposite
Guy who made this 20+ minute whiny reply video to that meme thinks hes a legitimate authority on movie critisism
It's pretty wild how he altered his appearance to become more chadly though.
Whats with the braces?
dental plan.
>love
Can you read?
I would watch the shit outta drive remake directed by and starring chris
as someone who's actually seen it, this movie is robocop remake-levels of bland and so is his taste if he thinks this is in any way acceptable
i dont think any film could hold that amount of autism tho.
but if you interested he made a bourne "film" too with jeremy jahans.
>Visually faithful
What is he smoking?
Channel Criswell
what is it with these dorks that give ScarJo a pass at everything like they think they're going to score with her after the review?
The fact that you're considering any youtube """"reviewer"""""" opinion at all is kind of embarrassing desu
hes a weeb.
please post it, I can't find it.
can someone please punch that fucking faggot in the face?
>awkwardly standing on the outside of the group
>all the brothas and sistas are huddle in together like close friends
Guaranteed he was "that guy" the group just passively accepted and he followed them around and tried to fit in. When he stopped hanging with them they probably didn't even realize it he was gone.
you lazy fucking pleb
thankfully im in a generous mood
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totally, we had someone like that outside our group in highschool.
>implying weebs like this 3dpd trash
I love Alachia
lol he looks like he was photoshopped in
hes a wanna be popular yt kind, so hes not like the usual ones.
he changes his review to echo what he thinks people want, i bet in a years time he makes a review trashing this like his did with spiderman 2
Say what you will about NWA, but Easy was always a bad ass. Dr. Dre is my childhood & Ice is Mr. Every man banger.
>6'4
>looks like a stick bug
Shame... Wasted potential.. If he just started lifting with his manlet buddy the FlickPrick and started bulking up he could ascend into Chad mode
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>le ironic nerds xD
>critic can't make a decent example of the medium he criticizes
every
fucking
time
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THE SHORT "FILM" HE DID WHERE HE JUST RIPS OF DRIVE
>its a chris stuckman tries to be funny and wacky episode
they are always the worst episodes
Making fun NERD CULTURE XD doesn't work when you literally are that trash.
i think thats how the flickpick likes him (i totally suspect they are butt buddies
if this is a legit thing that exists then i need to see it as well
his gloating over his bvs script before he got meme'd is proof of this. so many critics can rip apart but cant dont a better job kek.
you mean this one?
NO NOT THIS SHIT, IT WAS ON DAILYMOTION BECAUSE HE WAS TOO SCARED TO PUT IT ON YOUTUBE
ITS REAL AND ITS FUCKING TERRIBLE, HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER AND MONOLOGUES AND ITS JUST HIM TRYING TO MAKE DRIVE. HE TOOK IT OFF OF DAILYMOTION AS WELL BECAUSE HES A PUSSY I HATE HIM
A ton of people say a movie is bad universally, there is probably something wrong with it.
no im sure its this one
Jim Gisriel
I don't think Beyond the Valley of the Dolls was bad.
my god that was bad
i don't even know where to begin... fucking hell, it just wasn't funny, the acting was shit, the video quality was awful, the sound quality was somehow worse...
How old is this guy? He spends his entire life talking about and watching films but can't buy a $200 camera and a microphone?
Fucking hell
People in this comment section are fucking idiots and assholes. "Oh, first day on the internet huh?" These people should, (as a wise man once said), eat shit and die. They think they are inhuman and call Chris a pussy even though they could not even handle this shit close to how he handled it. Most of you fuckers are 8 year olds who would cry like a baby if this happened to you. He is a human with emotions, and there is a limit on how much shit you can take. This shit is so serious it should actually be illegal. And im sorry if you are reading this and aren't one of these kids, but if nobody adresses it, I sure as hell will. Most people are making fun of him and thinks this is a laughing matter. You just need to shut the fuck up and screw of.
NOPE FUCK YOU JUST REMEMBERED THE NAME, IT WAS CALLED "JULIA"
Lol, lern2internet kiddo, stop being a crybaby white knighting some faggot on youtube,
I don't think so because if you look at this gif here: he and another Black guy were doing some Dragon Ball roleplaying.
He does that, all the time. Like he grew up watching everything. Bullshit.
Read his book. It's fucking horrid. Guys opinions are generic and he can't write a fucking thesis to save his life.
is this pasta?
if not pic related applies to you, friend
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skip to 45 seconds
fucking hell the autism
its on pornhub
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David Michod made Animal Kingdom and The Rocer. Both are fantastic.
Also Truffaut was a critic before making 400 Blows.
knowing 1 black guy doesnt mean he knows every black person user.
also that autismo karate, fucking kek
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT FOR TWO YEARS
HERES TITS
FUCKING LOL
dude I found it on Pornhub, someone in youtube comments linked to it
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download it off pornhub before it gets removed
pic related to show its real
>Read his book
I am mildly interested. Need a good laugh
>shit talking speed racer
fuck this faggot
holy shit its a minute long and i couldnt even finish it
who is this semen demon?
im downloading it is it possible to somehow upload on here?
The Chronic came out & the world changed.
same i couldnt stop cringing
upload it to vid.me or streamable (idk if this site has a time limit)
youtube, dailymotion, and vimeo will just take it down if cuckmann files copyright claim
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ty bb
oh my god i wish someone would beat his fucking ass in already
virtual geisha
ty
no point putting it on a pornsite i want to post where i can link
hey im more of a dick guy
My friend watches this guy, is he any good at reviewing?
It did.
fucking kek
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>film opens with a minute-long text apology to the audience
wew, i guess im in for quite the ride