This guy raps like his parents jerked him

>This guy raps like his parents jerked him
>He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version

really, what did he mean by this?

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>b rabbit got cucked in the movie

Happens to every white guy at some point

Eric Sermon long rumored to be a closet homosexual.

tfw too dumb for eigt mile

Lotto was better.

>this user aint no motherfucking mc
>i know everything you got to say against me
>i am op, i am a fag
>i do stick dildos in my ass and dress up in drag

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!

finna quick rundown

>you flipped it on heem

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

everybody in the aeroplane
putcha motherfuckin hands up and point out bane

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erick_Sermon

>Michael Shannon plays Eminem's stepfather in the movie
>IRL Michael Shannon is younger than Eminem
wot

Is this true to life? Did Eminem get pushed around by his mom's boytoy?

>this poster. rhymes? he thinks he's got him
>too bad his syncopation's on the bottom
>nobody would come to hear his shit
>you know what fuck this post I'm over it

>my name is user and im here to say
>that fapping to traps isnt gay
>you seem confused, but i really mean this
>the most womanly part is her feminine penis

My dad married a girl that was only 16 months older than me. She hated me.

Nah, it's just a meme. White girls aren't into us unless they're fat or poor. So, you know, just stick to white girls who aren't poor or fat and you should be fine.

What I'm saying is that you should leave the United States.

>Someone thought this was worth posting online

Please elaborate. Are they still together?

u a brotha?

SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI

youtube.com/watch?v=0QKSMAOgnwo

youtube.com/watch?v=fle-zebSXNc

>NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
>AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER ASSHOLE
>AND I GET BLEACH ON MY T-SHIRT
>IMA FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE

>You anons that are on/tv/
>You don't know it but you are really creepy
>how about get put of your basement once in a while
>in fact, I don't think you can even walk a mile

Yeah, but I'm a Carlton/Childish Gambino type

>Seein people postin rappers - look it's Eminem
>Scratchin my head thinkin that ain't right
>Next now people postin raps - oh they think they IS him
>Reply to this post or ya mom die tonight

>you're not a real black
> id say you should go back
>this board is for the realest Niggas
>this board is for the homies
>this board can't accomadate people like you who are phonies

both heros to most black people.

white girls are mostly shit anyway

goddamnit

You sound weird, like "nigger" with a hard r?

>Check out this fat fingered janny
>Tried to sit up to talk shit but got hit and pulled a hammy


>Doin' it for free? No way it can't be!
>Last person fat as you to win a Grammy was Al B

>Got a restraining order against Del Monte
>Sittin' thick on a power trip like Steve Assanti

God damn you.

hm

Sup Forums weenie detected

>Damn didn't think the Janny would be poppin' off like this and comin' at me
>Flowin' harder than the blood in his clogged arteries
>Keep it up sir, I salute you
>You need this exercise far more than I do
>Thought I'd give you this chance to get up off your rashy ass and show me a flash of what you could become if you weren't human trash
>If I ever get close to being like you just end me
>cuz if Im gonna be a circus freak like you it sure as hell aint gonna be for free

If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

No flow.

fuuuuuck

>yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here

>tfw hip hop movies are just shitty biopics now

i mean

...

repliedddd

JANITORS BTFO

Damn
It's on

kys

i hate blacks

Is she hot?

reply to this post or your mother dies in 2 hours.

>Look at this pasty ass cracker tryin' to rap.
>Only words comin out of his mouth are BRAP, BRAP, BRAP
>Stop embarasing yourself. Here's something to cover it up
>My mom dying in her sleep tonight? Nice try. I'm so sick I killed her before the age of 5.
>I think you're alright. You're a big guy.
>If I take my dick out of your mouth will you die?

memes

MOMS GHETTI

Memes aside, I liked 8 Mile and at the time i thought it was a great movie.

I was 10, but still.

Watched it last summer and it held up. Battle me.

I'm 21 and married to a 44 year old who has a 19 year old daughter.

me and the daughter are basically best friends now

is she hot?

Yes.

She's beautiful and rich and I'm with her because I've never enjoyed a person's company more and I feel an incredible amount of love for her on a personal level

the daughter i mean.

I don't really look at her that way but she's pretty too. I prefer my wife, though. Also, she has had the same boyfriend for a few years and there is no sexual tension between us.

noice

I figured it out eventually but at first I thought you meant your wife has has the same boyfriend for a few years. This cuck shit has ruined me.

Technically he's a cuck a real one at that.

I'm married to someone with a child so I'm a cuck in a way, yes.

Take this (you) and shove it up your ass

Would've worked better syllabically if you kept it as "fuckin' fag".

>BUT I KNOW SOMETHIN' ABOUT YOU
>YOU'RE HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, YOU'RE A NEET VIRGIN TOO

Just to be safe...

Dammit, I was gone do this when I opened the thread and saw everyone rapping.
Fucker, you took it from me.

why

how can 6 dicks be pussies

lol fuck

This whole board looks suspicious

FAg

every poster seems delirious

>literally ''''''freestyle'''''' rap you'll find in every youtube comment section of an instrumental hip hop song
A new low for Sup Forums

big guys on the front page, cunnies look delicious

fuck

That was the point

Why doesn't eminem act anymore?

He cameos in movies.

fucking kek

>White girls aren't into us unless they're fat or poor

nah you're lying. you're just yet another buttmad whiteboi. Stop pretending to be black. You'll never gonna be one

>Wicki wicki wild wild
>Wicki wild
>Wicki wicki wild wild check my duplicates

Bobw

>Hi, Dr. Pavel, I'm C I A
>We've brought you here to my motherfucking plane
>I see you're not alone, why would I want them?
>Tell me why they're here, you don't get to bring friends

flames nigga

That was the point. They talked about how he was just after her money and he went to high school with them.

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