/tennis/ - Australian Open 2018

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Elise ;_;

Rate my street lads

>roastie wins again
was /tennis/ ever right?

Elise!!!! :'(

>all slav finals
sad!

>tfw almost got hit by a car multiple times as a kid when i was skating down inclines like this

Looks comfy but I'd imagine its way too hot.

>Wozzles in the final
Hopefully Halep won't make it

Kerber will destroy Halep, then cuck Wozniachokei out of a slam

Prep Hawk-Eye for an Edmund win.

Tasmania mate, has the temperate weather of southern England.

zyklon b does sound like an apple product

time to bring the bins in

about time woz gets her GS win

only thing she needed was a big nba dick inside of her

halep - wozniacki would be funny as fuck. both girls choking themselves to death

it's beautiful

CAROLINE WINS FINALLY
THIS IS THE YEAR OF CAROLINE
INDOMITABLE MENTAL

>never won a slam
>#1 in the world
WTA is a joke

woznidads man tits

oy vey

Excellent post. WTA is god awful.

>women play back to back
Disgusting. They should have their own slams

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Worse is that Wozniacki was world #1 for 67 weeks without winning a slam

Their viewership would plummet if you did that.

the call that saved /tennis/

where is kerber's boyfriend? she's 30 and i havent heard shit about her dating life, isnt it time for her to settle down with a good man?

How far are you from the sea m8?

Please refrain from posting pics of my gf (girlfriend)

30 minute drive.

Its fuckin tassie you cant swim in that

You ever just go to the beach with your gf and dog like Adam and Sara from Wilfred?

>living more than a 5m walk from the sea
KEK

have you ever seen Taz, the Tasmanian Devil?

I'd rather not live anywhere near Georgetown thanks.

The beach attracts meth addicts. You can't deny this.

Don't know who to root for in the halep kerber mätch

This thread better be filled with big booty hoes. It's the only reason I lurk /tennis/.

like dis?

Simo :3 deserves a grand slam. Kerber will probably win Wimbledon or USO if they don't rig one of them for Venus before she retires.

Do you ever get island fever

got you senpai

What's wrong with meth? How much is meth there?

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Congrats, Caroline

Wozniacki finally gets to a Grand slam Final, but she still can't beat Kerber at this level

boring face

meth is huge here, Perth recently lost it's title as meth capital of Aus to Adelaide and I'm devestated

Lisicki thicccc bum
I don't want Simona halep to choke and give woz a title though

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WHATS A 'PUTER

u jelly?

yeah, but we lost a big user in Ben Cousins going to jail that really hurt our bottom line. Need my boys to get a few more pips in, every shard counts

At least you're the shark attack capital of the world. I got a free shard of meth the other day and immediately flushed it. Terrible drug

who is this manlet? people that short are allowed to play pro tennis?

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>going to the beach
kek idiots, that's valuable shitposting time
smart man, i've never used it and never want to

>every shard counts

Ayo. Hollup! Elise has this.

you should try increasing the unemployment rate, that did wonders for our meth use here in radelaide

Got an interview for a job that pays 45k a year but I'd basically be doing call center shit
Will probably fail the interview anyway lmao

>the absolute state of """"german"""" press

just look at the headline: berliner-kurier.de/sport/sportmix/lisicki-da--heimspiel-fuer-bum-bum-bine-10576086

Krautist pls go

gaytee pls go

It's like 5am in Germany. Go to bed Hans

>both women's semis were literally over within 20 minutes
WTA needs to fix this shit

>PCAK

>women's tennis

just got home lads whats wrong with kerber?

>in "Germany"

more like Commiefornia

kerberstomped

>implying that doesnt belong to the central west nsw

>getting bagelled in a grand slam semi final

donut in a semi

kinda shameful

you now remember this time last year when kerber and andy remained #1 despite going out in the first round of every tournament

In non-flyover areas like Melbourne you can buy alcohol in basically every supermarket.

Keber can't create her own power
sad!

>5-0
>in 10 minutes

>6-0, 5-0
>still lose
will it happen?

Fucking kek West Launceston lad

Who's the biggest whore on the women's tour?

>WTA

it doesn't. Waste water testing across the entire nation has proven it was Perth and is now Adelaide

Commentators were saying right before the match that Kerber was favored for the win because she was more aggressive than Halep. Why did they lie like that? Do they work for betting websites?

vekic we've been over this

Bouchard

Bouchard

1. cornetto
2. Genie
3. penko
4. jool

Bouchard

Eugenie Bouchard

This match is just plain sad. Is there any equivalent in men’s tennis?

Dodin, Suarez-Navarro a close second.

Will literally be outside West Launceston lad's house within 2 minutes, I'll be the autistic guy.

Every mens tennis match this tournament?

>implying five to love isn't the most dangerous lead

definitely Bouchard

nah

>CSN a huge slut
I can't see it, which would make it absolutely amazing if it were true

Sorry m8 I'm a casual. I only post in /tennis/ during the last week of Grand Slams.

Everyone else seems to think it's Bouchard though. Explain.

embarrassing yourself

Shut up chrissy evert