I am thinking about posting an ad on doublelist to offer a guy to come over and let me suck him off while he looks...

I am thinking about posting an ad on doublelist to offer a guy to come over and let me suck him off while he looks through my phone at nudes of my wife.

Anyone do something similar?

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why not admit you're gay, divorce your wife and find yourself a husband?

Yeah op quit bullshitting

she needs the bbc treatment

Couldn't you just suck off your wife's feminine penis?

ive gone to a dude's house to jack off to his wife's porn before. we got going and he ended up wanting to suck me so that happened then I sucked him and we both nutted to his wife's masturbation vids on like a 70in tv. pretty hot

That's really really gay. Was his wife's porn full of guys too?

Yep. Done it several times.
Like it best if I watch him look at all the pics once first. That way I know that he has seen her open pussy and tits. Makes me diamonds.

Then while he goes thru them again, I unzip his pants, pull his chock out and start blowing him.

I tell him that when he starts to cum, I wasn't to see the pic that he is shooting to. Swallow load.

Want to see ... Fucking auto correct

How do you reach this point op? Did it happen gradually or what?

I just force my friend to let me suck his dick

who is that hottie?

Post the nudes of your wife faggot

fuck, thats hot. what pic gets them to cum the most? ever have any regulars?

back in the days when i carried a wallet, had a polaroid of her naked where the driver license goes. always would open it so store clerk couold see her pic while I got out money.

once aclerk made a comment like "wow" so I let hem look at it closer. No one else in store. Saw his cock rising. couldnt do anything aboutit.

no regulars. the one that seemed to be the most popular was of her naked on bed, back arched looking behind her, with legs slightly apart.

would you cum after they left or did they help out any?

depended. if the guy was standing I couldjerk off too.

one guy wanted me to bring a pair of her used panties. So i did and he stripped, put them on and I blew him while he looked at her pictures. his cock was tinged with my wifes pussy smell. He had a huge load, and I came as soon as he started to moan and shoot

that idea is so hot

Bump

Sauce on this babe?

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one of the best ones that I ever experienced was when wife and I were on vaca. We stopped at a bar to have a fewdrinks. We do that sometimes.

My wife is pretty but not a stunner and she gets looks and I dont mind. So when I saw this guy checking her out.

So being liqoured up, I went up to the bar to get another round and I said to this guy "Hey why dont you order a drink for my wife and come over and tell us about your town.

So he came over and sat down and we were chatting nicely. He is of course checking out my wifes tits.

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I get upbecause I have to piss and I say to this guy, Hey I wanna ask you a question. Come on. We go to the pisser, and I start taking a leak, and he is in the nexturinal(there are no partitions) and he pulls out a nice sized cock. So I said I noticed you like my wifes tits.

He got pale asa ghost and said Im sorry
I said no worries. Here look at my phone for a few. and I pulled up the folder with about 50 titty and spread pussy shots of the wife. Polaroids are so out of date.

He was looking thru themand his dick got hard and i asked if I could suck that beauty before we go back to the table.

I did and instantly after he came he got all guilty and said he had to leave right now.

sad

goddamn dude thats so hot. does your wife know you're sucking off cocks for her?

I don't care so much about that

i have told her I am Bi and she know I show off her pics (I did it in front of her - by accident) but no she has never seen me suck a guy off.

How do you vet them? Like make sure they're not psycho?

Naw. I kinda do what I want sexually, this is just something I thought of that got me hard.

i am 6ft 300 lbs with a shaved head.
I dont get fucked with much.

besidess that most psychos you can spot a mile away. and the few you cant - well shit happens

one more event then I am off.
watchfor more in a few minutes

you got my attention

So are you guys in denial about being faggots or do you consider yourselves bisexual or what? How do you reconcile the infidelity? Do the wives know? I swear I only come to Sup Forums these days so I feel less like a pervert.

im down, where you at?

Me and my best friend used to suck each other’s cocks while we sniffed my moms dirty underwear and dirty talked about her

a few years back we went to Cozumel mexico for a vaca. It wasour first in 10 years so we went all out. She got a skimpy bikini andI wasdetermined to learn to like tequila.

The day we checked in the "bell hop" I swear was a white kid, but he was mexican. anyway he helped us to our room. He was good looking young man. And like mostmen he couldnt help but sneak looks at the wife. I dont mind.

On day two wife decides that we are going to go to the beach dammit and get some sun (read booze for me). she has on that skimpy bikini and we spend a few hours on the beach - in and out of the water, getting sanydy and drunk. after a couple of hours she wants to go back to the room. We passed the white bell hop on the way and he was watching her as he approached from the other direction and passed us.

I motioned to him that I needed fresh towels and to come back (my spanish sucks).

Wife gets nakedand gets in the shower. Now this is anupscale resort and the showerhasno curtain or door because its all tile and pretty big. Also the wifeis blind asa bat without herglasses.

So I hear aknock at the door and i open it and there isthis kidwith fresh towels. I motion form him tocome in andas he does, he cant help but glance in the bathroom at her naked in the shower.

Wife didnt seehim

I motion to him tosee if he wants to look at the wife in the shower with the "Shhh' finger up. He blushes and shackes his head. so I put my hat on him, and he leans in to have a look. And his pantsstart to tent.

I got down on the floor andun zipped his pants and pulled out his cock and blew him for 15 minutes while he watched her shave her legs,washe her hair then soap up. Young men cum soo big and hard.

When he was done, I closed the door so he could leave.

We hadfresh towels twice a day for the rest of the week.

AMA before I lose interest

bullshit ya retard

youdont believe there are showers with no doors or curtains?

Lost interest

“...now, I carry a slim minimalist ridge wallet”