/f1/ - No poo edition

>Car launch dates:
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (???)
FORCE VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 25 February (Barcelona, evening)

>Pre-season testing dates:
Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to pre-season testing:
timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20180226T08&p0=31&msg=F1 pre-season testing

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 starts without ever scoring a podium:
135 starts (137 entries)

>Threads without Bahabumlicker: 1

>Schumey status: Broccoli

>News:
Force India to change name to "FORCE Formula One Team"
FORCE is a backronym for "Formula One Racing & Creative Engineering"

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Gimi

Threadly vic post.

>so fat her shoulders are ripping out of her shirt like the incredible hulk

ewww someone get her a burka and some celery please

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Beautiful helmet to be honest

Italian makes best spaghetti and /f1/ threads.

I liked BR2049 tbdesu

>forgetting the Liberty Media proposals to turn F1 broadcasts into Indycar

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The autism on Sup Forums makes it even better

good post

I can fool them by using Ferrari imagery..next season is going to be fun!

And to you sir, excellent post yourself

dorftrottel

I don't really understand that board, I'm a simple man that enjoys flags and the occasional killing of a driver

Almost revealed my powerlevel (plz no bully) when coworkers were discussing racing. Stay frosty lads.

It's often bad but the shitpost can be quite good when they're not arguing about politics.
They just operate on so many layers of irony sometimes it's kinda hard to follow

Was talking in English with a girl at work to help her get better and I actually managed to keep my spaghetti in check while looking into her eyes.
At some point she talks about how she loves fashion even though it's pointless. Tell her most things are. She then asks me what passions I have besides literature and sports.
I tell her that I don't really follow any sport besides Formula 1. She then asks what kind of sports I do. I answer I run and go to the gym. Then I started talking about runner high.
I could feel her drying up with every word I uttered.
I failed guys, don't.

Travel alot for work, should I get a Nintendo Switch? Never liked Nintendo and the only racing game I can see if Mario Kart.

But it does seem good for travelling

Is that even possible?

there is also gear club unlimited for the nintendo switch.
its already a fun game on android, and the switch version dont have microtransactions, everything is achievable without paying huge money on shit

Is it just me or is there no live feed on IMSA TV's site?

There's always the Vita if you want an okay Wipeout (2048) and a bad Need For Speed (Most Wanted) but you can run PSP games (I think there was a GT on this one)
There are great games on the system but they're not racing and kind of niche (Gravity Rush, Tearway, Monster Hunter lite) or full on weeb.
I'd take a decent laptop and a controller if I were you

I bought it for Zelda and it's a nice console. I'd say buy one. There's a couple of other racing games like Riptide GP Renegade, Beach Buggy Racing, Fast RMX, Grand Prix Rock n Racing, Mantis Burn Racing, and the cult classic Vroom in the Night Sky

here is the trailer
youtu.be/a138CYB6teE

/fit/ taught me to say Zumba and Wii Fit. On a semi-related note: pretty sure the bull pen will closely resemble Auschwitz-Birkenau come Australia.

imsatv.imsa.com

deetuna 25 qualifying starting

Feeling fit, buddy?

Dubz for Lance killing all his tyres

So who else is having haggis, neeps and tatties tonight?

Pls don't tell me I'm alone on this one /f1/...

>didn't use a scottish driver for the OP

O well

yeah I'm just a lucky guy

When I go to their page I only see the "right around the corner" video,has it started?

Fucking FINALLY it's starting

I had something like Haggis on the weekend. It was called Presskopf. I assume tatties are potatos?

I've got one but I've got big hands and I pretty much cramp up using the Vita for any length of time which sucks. If I get a Switch I'll get a controller for it.

I can't do the shirt thing. All my shirts are black because I'm trve kvlt.

almost fell for some wenches advances today
virginity status: intact

Don't tell Australia but Sophia has a boyfriend.

youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

>tripfagging so we know EXACTLY who licks the butts

whoops, didnt take it off since my last post 2 days ago

Did she offer to lick your bum?

she was making small talk and asking for my name and number but my natural autism saved me and I told her my lunch break ended 10 minutes ago and I was in a hurry
she was pretty cute but wizards cant give in to something so simple

Ok. And what about... Victoria?

>asked for your number
>you left

If this isn't some bizzare fantasy you are truly a fucking retard, also 100% gay.

Her brother

Long term relationship

I told her my name and that I was in a real hurry
she said ok and I stepped out
Im not retarded, Im on the straight path my friend
I eat there often so I'll probably see her again

How much longer until you become a dark mage?

I've done this before. Im just going to Stroll my way out of virginity.

>stroll my way out of virginity

Get your dad to buy you hookers?

Yes

Winter Stream: Sepang 2016

>Lewis On Pole
>AMX v Vettel v Nico
>OH NO NOOO t. Lewis

Well its a plan

your mate?

Im hoping it will somewhat cure my autism too

>I eat ass there often
ftfy

>Sup Forums
fuck off

>the absolute state of wh*te people

There is no cure to autism. Although Mel Gibson and his doctor on the Joe Rogan show said stem cells do...so guess you could eat fresh umbilical cords until you aren't a sperg anymore

>>Sup Forums
>fuck off
>they're like chocolate cake, like cigarettes. I know they're Sup Forumsad for me but I just can't leave them alone.

>>they're like chocolate cake, like cigarettes. I know they're Sup Forumsad for me but I just can't leave them alone.

KYS yourself

unbelievably rude.

Not as rude as quoting shitty 90's Auspop.
Seriously, KYS yourself.

And on NSW day too. Very disappointed in your attitude, friend.

>having a cheeky fap
>Daytona qualy starts
>put it on in the background, will start watching after I finish fapping
>finish fapping
>go to watch qualy
>literally ends as soon as I start watching
>mfw

>celebrating British """achievements"""

>create prison island
>1 billion miles away from civilisation
>its fucking great all the scum are away and not a problem
>for some reason feel guilty and give them the internet

FFS we nearly got it so right

Shan't be celebrating today.

Shall be marching on Canberra with my indigenous bruddas and sistahs then getting rama rama afterwards.

Alonslow

Just fucking retire already

>talking shit about the second best formula 1 driver, fernando alonso, who is right behind the best, daniel ricciardo

>be British
>thump your chest about how good Britain is
>don't live in Britain

Really makes you think.

I hope McLaren does better this year so Alonso can be on the podium with Ricciardo and they can do the Pooey together.

Think you're mistaken my simple friend. I am European of British descent. I believe in freedom of movement for everyone but Australians.

Getting a kebab or 5 today to celebrate Sydney Day.

Nothing more quintessentially Sydney than putting on an adidas tracksuit and getting a kebab from Hazem's kebab van.

>thump your chest
the Leeds United salute, as it's otherwise known

Reporting you to the UN for this utterly disgraceful stance.

godspeed, lad. I hope there's enough beer to wash those down.

>kebab from a van
>in australian summer time

Think I got food poisoning just reading that

Oh for fuck's sake.
>FIA in charge of creating regulations without obvious loopholes

motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-teams-twings-battleground-2018-998971/

What wacky races shit will we see at testing?

>Sauber just slap a Nintendo Labo on the back

More pixelated but better version of pic.

You must have guts made of paper if you can't stomach a doner from a van.

>motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-teams-twings-battleground-2018-998971/

O I am laffin

Please don't excite the Baha bitch boy

Baby steps, man, baby steps...

>implying he's not already furiously pumping his willy to that diarrhea thread

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Coolguys.jpg

Fucking hell lol

>massa autism in overdrive
>alonso with the gypsy hair
>richy rich looking arab

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You keep those pants on.

One of these two gentlemen has you beat and is the love of her life.

Shes 17, she will have many more lovers. This is just the current one

I don't know what's worse. The turbo-chad or the knee-grow.

Ogier wins lol

Obviously.

I'm just making the point that for the time being one of those two is putting his dick in his waifu and that she has said she "Oh so loves him".

>I'm just making the point that for the time being one of those two is putting his dick in his waifu

It could be worse.

Winter Stream: Austin 2016

>Lewis On Pole
>The State Of Force India
>Fernando v. Felipe Baby

DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME

WAG lads: Civil War