Given $200m budget to make a film

>Given $200m budget to make a film.
>Has to star Gal Gadot

What do?

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Executive Decision her bony ass

give her 5 minute cameo as Wonder Woman

then cut her scene

*sweating towel guy*
>that midriff

damn. i didn't think i'd be fapping so early in the day today haha

Make a Holocaust documentary

>$200m budget

Nice try DisneyShill

it must make you very sad and angry, knowing that you'll never touch any woman at all unless you pay for it

make a film about a detective who brings back phrenology to solve crimes

gal plays a serial killer

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>make it a porno
>pay myself $199 million
>pay gadot $1
>spend the rest on camera crew and catering
>tfw jewing the Jew

Bukakke scene with every male from the Gaza strip

Make a film about a Jewish model who's also a spy for Mossad and... wait.

She is beautiful
I cant wait for Sup Forums to get absolutely BTFO again by the inevitable great reviews and praise coming her way

its now a snuff film

There's times when she doesn't look half bad and this is one of the few.

If we're talking Wonder Woman I cast Lucy Lawless at any age instead.

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John Hamm is that nerdy looking guy at school that puberty was quite kind to.

her skull looks just like the skulls that hitler has in his 'the science of race' books

>make it a murder mystery set in the 50s
>it ends with her being sentenced to the gas chamber

Do a Malick.

Rent a place, get, like, hundreds of guys. Offer them free sex. Have them fuck her for hours upon hours, until she's coughing up cum. Film it. Keep rest of money and sell it around.

>50's
dumb Sup Forumscuck

give her $200m to let me lick that pusy!

start an online shill campaign to convince everyone she's 10/10 and if you disagree you're alt right neo nazi anti semite etc

never (NEVER) have gal in a scene that shows her profile

any scene that doesn't have a close up of her face will be a body double

the movie will be about how strong women have to be because men are evil and gal will be a bi fluid gender toggling heshe smurfkin who doesn't identify as an identifiable being, that way if anyone is critical of my film we can say they're phobic of w/ethere will be a subplot about israel being the only beacon for hope and peace on earth, this will tie in some patriotism where critics can be accused again of antisemitism or maybe even being in support of terrorppl we will have all female writers and maybe some colords for decoration.

we'll get at LEAST a 70% on RT since everyone will be desperate to virtue signal

film myself buying 200m worth of lottery tickets and then become a trillionaire

blacked.com is the only legit answer here

A reboot of Xena

You fail and everyone's annoyed you wasted 200m

>never (NEVER) have gal in a scene that shows her profile

wow. I hate Sup Forums but wow. she is beautiful? ..

You are an enormous disappointment to everybody who's ever dared to love you or care for you.

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Sex tape porn movie that I star in with her

I want to make love to her feet

>mfw when the girl pushing the baby is getting more attention than bean pole

Cast my bridget regan instead

Lick her pits,feet,neck and naval

Make a movie about an Israeli soldier who falls in love with a poor Palestinian with a heart of gold as they struggle to deal with the fallout from their friends, family and community.
Win an Oscar.

>jewish agent that finds the antisemitic nerds of 4chang and busts their balls

starring myself and one of you. there'll be a casting.

((((((((they))))))))) would never let you make this without getting panned by critics

how do i cut gifs like this

31 people in this thread? I'll pay for all for flights and rent a place so we can all gangbang her

It's evolving

Careful, you could accidentally a good movie.

>modern sjw era
>will never get to see a big titty wonder woman on the big screen
life = suffering

Occarina of Time adaption.

one 40 minute sex scene if she's willing to doi it for 150mil

youtube.com/watch?v=SXpnI52cLEc

Meet Joe Black except instead of it having the stupid romantic angle because of Brad Pitt, it actually focuses on the terrifying angle of a dying man trying to convince an amoral Death that it's not really in love with his only son, bargaining and pleading with it not to claim the son before his time just because it thinks it's suddenly capable of love. Also the son doesn't fall for Death but thinks "she" is his father's lover, with Death acting more like a stalker or predator because Death has never had its will thwarted before and that translates into how it thinks of love.

A live action Skeleton Warriors film.

It's just a shame that Tony Jay died, so he can't narrate it.

Reboot of Saving Private Ryan with all female actors. She plays Stacy Mellish, plot remains identical.

make a holocaust movie and get double oscars for jew and lady pandering

>acting

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snyder fuck off.

A holocaust movie from the perspective of the guards, similar to das Boot.
Gadot plays jewish corpse #2 on a pile of like 3 dozen corpses.

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>88

Learn what "star" means before posting on Sup Forums, polcuck.

MotU remake

>Donnie Yen movie
>She uses drunken boxing mainly He Xiangu
>Gets destroyed because men>women
>Make the fight over in 10 seconds for comedic effect
>she is the bad guys wife
>Bad guy is Jackie Chan
Fill in with usual Kung fu plot
>Kewl action sequences
>Make billions in China

I don't want to ruin a potentially good movie by giving her a bigger role.
I'm sure the producers understand.

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>shave her head
>make her lose loads of weight
>concentration camp epic where she survives by eating the lice in her hairy armpits

Star her as the gimp in full latex-outfit, including headcover, locked in the basement of a drug kingpin in a Sci Fi setting. She gets violently beheaded by our hero protagonist (played by Lacey Chabert) fights her way through the kingpins dungeon.

All this takes place in the first 5 minutes of the movie, and before opening credits roll. Style is Pulp Fiction-style ultraviolence mixed with quirky Guardians of the Galaxy humour for that easy boxoffice reddit bucks. So basically like Deadpoll I guess, except starring a sexy Lacey Chabert. Her sexy sidekick would be played by Nathalie Emmanuel, who is tsundere for her affection

She could make a good Klingon.

>you get money to make a movie but it has to star Gal Gadot
>dude I'd just not have her star LMAO XD

You and the rest of the faggots who did this should just go ahead an remove your two-digit IQs from the population.

>loads of weight

Not even concentration camp victims got THAT skinny.

Gal thread? Great, I know how much Sup Forums loves her.

An escape flick where I am captured by her Mossad friends and tied up in her rape dungeon. She spits on me and kicks me in the balls, then makes me worship her feet and pegs me. One day she leaves me tied up all day with a vibrator up my ass while she goes out with her friends. After numerous failed escape attempts I accept my fate as her boipussy slave forever.

Hateful, rat-faced kike.

More? Okay here's some Blue eye Gal edits.

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jesus she looks like a different person

Beautiful huh?

goddess

>human trafficking thriller
>she is tied up with a bag on her head and a gag in her mouth for 90% of the movie
>gets dead
There is no good guys, no heroes, no real uplifting story, just flat out horrible hopeless terror one would feel being kidnapped and sold into sex slavery. Gal actually gets bought by an organ harvester and is merely used as scrap parts.

shoot a straight shota where she gets progressively deeper into a manlet gangrape club.

Stay thirsty wiz

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Is she the most beatiful woman in the world?

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Yes.

Maybe on whatever world she's from, but I shudder to think what their ugly people look like.

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A movie where she plays a lesbian rapist

She being tall helps make her more attractive.