Blessed SAINT edition
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Blessed are those who slice,
for they will be comforted.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for good posts,
for they will be filled.
Blessed are those with two-handed forehands,
for they will be called children of God.
What's up with Nadal's hair?
>tfw Chung wins the AO
fuck you Australia
I have to wake up tomorrow at 5:30 AM to watch Federer, fuck you
don't cry for me argentina
Happy Australia day lads
oh crickets, it's actually the day of australia, i'm sorry, happy australia day lad
Happy Invasion Day, white scum.
t. El Atrocidad
Actually we call abos the first Australian's now so technically they invited us.
Hmmm if it's an invasion then isn't the land ours by right of conquest?
I have about 40 euros to last me for the next 3 weeks. How much should I bet on Halep losing?
By right of conquest, your country belongs to emus.
>Tennis
Tennis is a friendly sport
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outstanding thred
DARIA KASATKINA IS THE BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
Woz and Fed should make babies.
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met w\ old time frend 3day
went full Sup Forums on heim
hope hes still my fremd afyer 2day
Carebear and Fed more like.
as long as you never text or email him you should be fine
ask if he know de wey
H-he's fast.
for you
what language is this?
faggot
Don't ever reply to me again.
literally showed him this pic lel --- hopefully he got the ironie
also had hinm lisdten ksavinsky nightcall (drive soundtrack)
we talked about psagan virtue (me, a savant) and freedom (hhim, a normie)
also drank a lot of alcohalo
hopr I didnt lost trust witgh a gud bro 2day
More like ME and Ostapenko amirite
herro /tennis/
dowa he know de wey
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ME LIKEY LIKEY LIKEY
>inflation 2% oer year
what kina dreamland is this
for as long as l can rember argentinas's inflation has always been >20%
Final two digits of this post is how many grand slams Chung will win in his career.
>calendar slams for 17 years straight
*grand slam tournaments
final two digits of this post modulo 30 is how many grand slams Federer will win in his career
is prefer not to answer an option on math tests now?
*maths
never understood that to be desu. there's only one math
*maths
>there's only one mathematic
hang on, I have to go to my maths exam, followed by chemistries exam, and my englishes exam
ok mwah love you don't forget to get some milk on the way home x
Who here is rooting for Chung?
>rooting
*milks
HE'S BACK AT IT AGAIN BOYS
this is def post-modern posting
probably the single worst pro tennis playher gimmick
sysly, what the fuck is wrong with him besides being aussie
absolutely nothing
'aussie'
Hes a wog mixed with a muslim jungle asian
Who /XinyuWang/ here?
I hope to Wang Chung Chungs wang
Tonight lads
They're showing a re-run of exhausted chicks instead of SAINToro...
good meme
happy genocide day lads
What's wrong with this again? Or are you all just jealous?
How many hours until the match, friends?
I fucking wish mate.
3 roos and 30 emus
mirza unironically gave me a curry fetish
Anyone else notice quite a dramatic shift these past few years? Side boards in both NHL and tennis tournaments like this AO have ads straight up in Chinese. This is odd since the main audience for both of these sports is either international or specific to North America, and in no way is the Chinese viewership that high. Could this be an indication that the Asian century™ is upon us?
Thanks.
AO has high viewership in Asia, makes sense we have rice sponsors.
Why didn't they have ads in Chinese on the side boards before now though? My point is that in both those sports, bilingual Chinese-English and sometimes even only Chinese ads have start popping up since about 1 or 2 years ago. It's quite jarring because it never happened before. I'm not an expert on the matter, but I would venture a guess and say that the Asian century™ is upon us. Time to learn Chinese lads, lest we be left behind over the next few decades.
The time difference isn't that bad for Asia, I imagine
US east coast fag here, the Aussie Open is rough. Got lucky with the last couple of Halep matches starting at 12, but I can't swing a 330 start.
>Out on the patio we'd sit,
>And the humidity we'd breathe,
>We'd watch the lightning crack over canefields
>Laugh and think, this is Australia.
Consider how the time zone for ao lines up with asia.
My point is why didn't you have Chinese ads on the side boards before though. It's not like the time zone just recently lined up with China.
They actually have a middle class with a disposable income now
While the middle class in the West keeps disappearing more and more every year. Are you saying that the Asian century™ is finally upon us?
Xinyu Wang is so hot right now, I have such a fetish for bandaged girl and she's bandaged all over.
t. wong
>watch match out of curiosity
>1st seed double faults twice in a row to get bageled and lose the match
Truly the future of the WTA
well the song’s not called “sounds of now”, is it?
I was thinking the same thing, she's truly ripe for the big league.
>he's not watching the doubles final
>he thinks he's a tennis veteran but he's merely just a casual
>girl in pink says hiyaaa everytime she hits the ball
cute
>2 hours to go
Quality bread.
Gummon Chung!
>3-0
Fixed it for you mate, had a quick look cause I wanted to bet on chung but couldn't find anything, was going to put a cheeky 10 bucks on him.
Should be easy for Federer, right? I don't follow Tennis, but I went big on him (as part of a parlay).
Reminder to use this thread, has the last thread linked in OP and has better picture since we're seeing ChungGOD tonight.
This thread is where we all are.
ye, he's winning it in straights
Wasted money chungGOD will win in straight sets
I'm not a bettor. So you bet 50 and win 950? What are you betting to get 19:1?
Chung to win in 3 sets
A long shot but hey, dreamers gonna dream
correct, the fact that coons have native titles rights means, by international law, that we settled here and didn't invade. Something the rabid leftist oxygen thieves and their abo pets refuse to accept.
>selling a car every year to make strings meet after you fail to live up to your potential and your wog purse strings have to tighten
lmao
>tfw invited Korean girl to watch this match with me
>she refused
>have been getting drunk all night in bitterness
>just emailed her 30 pictures of Chung with my cum on him to show her 'what koreans who stay with me are treated to'
>she will probably wake up and see this and complain to the University
i hope federer wins fuck
REALLY hope you made this up