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01/27 - ACB 79: Grozny - Agmaev vs Yagshimuradov - 11am EST
01/27 - UFC on FOX 27: Souza vs. Brunson II - 9pm EST
02/03 - UFC Fight Night 125: Machida vs. Anders - 10pm EST
02/10 - UFC 221: Romero vs. Rockhold - 10pm EST
02/14 - Alaska FC 137: - 11:59pm EST
02/16 - ACB 80: Tumenov vs. Berkhamov - 11am EST
02/16 - Bellator 194: Mitrione vs. Nelson II - 9pm EST

>The MMA Hour - 01/22/18
youtube.com/watch?v=CcLbdfdnNUc
>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/22/18
youtube.com/watch?v=v7fHelZ4vqg
>Stud Rado #210 - 01/23/18
youtube.com/watch?v=bPC33gFX3cE
>Big Brown Breakdown #63 - 01/23/18
youtube.com/watch?v=M_KGJP1a2xE
>The MMA Beat - 01/25/18
youtube.com/watch?v=yGAS2CCz7ZM
>Aussie & Fancy UFC on FOX 27 Breakdown - 01/25/18
youtube.com/watch?v=MGJd5dfqbO0

/mma/ News:
>Mass confusion: Miscommunication leads to two different rulesets being used at UFC 220
mmafighting.com/2018/1/26/16934036/mass-confusion-miscommunication-leads-to-two-different-rulesets-being-used-at-ufc-220

>Michal Oleksiejczuk fails USADA drug test, facing anti-doping policy violation
mmafighting.com/2018/1/25/16934724/michal-oleksiejczuk-fails-usada-drug-test-facing-anti-doping-policy-violation

>Francis Ngannou taking some time off following loss to Stipe Miocic
mmafighting.com/2018/1/25/16934060/francis-ngannou-taking-some-time-off-following-loss-ufc-stipe-miocic

>Paul Daley says hes been granted Bellator release, but promotion says its not true
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/paul-daley-says-hes-been-granted-bellator-release-but-promotion-says-its-not-true

New Fights:
Angela Lee vs Mei Yamaguchi - May 18
Rin Nakai vs Young-Ji Kim - DEEP 82
Danny Roberts vs Oliver Enkamp - UFC UFN 127
Danny Henry vs Hakeem Dawodu - UFC UFN 127
Maryna Moroz vs Angela Hill - UFC on FOX 28

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RENA

Favorite female fighter? BiSchaub bless btw buddehs

shit fighter prepares for a career as a power ranger on tv for the next 10 years.gif

Anyone not watching Bellator tonight?

DC picked Luke to win, bet the house lads

can't wait for her comeback, I want to erase the memory of NYE from my mind with a beautiful body shots tko

I agree, some people complains about his obsession with underhooks but I much prefer that than the usual joe trite

EVERYONE ITT IS MY BUDDEH

nailed my wife last night boys

do you think sage nailed tecia after they worked out?

I can't waith for Ferguson to expose Khabib and Romero to heem Cockhold

I hope Sage gets heemed

complain*

all heemsters are my (only) friends, even the spammer

>Khabib
>losing
>Ferguson
>winning
Lad I think you oughta track down Michael Johnson and ask him his thoughts on the subject.

I don't know who Sage Northcutt is, but jus tby looking at him I can tell that he is one of the disgusting idiots who would come up to me in highschool, shove my chessboard off the lunch table and say "nice game, faggot!"

calendar take the picks for tomorrow night's card

he's probably the type of dude to pants you while you piss but I bet you were the kid with your pants around your ankles while you piss

>posters on Sherdog actually encourage steroid use

completely naked to piss and poo mate

Sage is basically a Golden Retriever puppy given human form.
youtube.com/watch?v=m2Ak31W-cxI

Still no PR for Yoel vs Romero

I don't know when it started, but at some point in the past few years Sherdog shifted from the best forum to discuss MMA to the worst.

>ywn get in claudias guard

he's that one guy who made fun of us "nerds" on penis inspection day

it was always terrible
i'm glad shonuf died

She's really enjoying those new titties

UFC on Fox Charlotte Jacare vs Brunson 2 Care/Don't Care Preview youtu.be/RvsNke4BH2k

It was never better than the UG but in the past few years mods have basically stopped banning people. I went through an account a month when I started posting there. Now people get away with just about anything. Standards have slipped.

kek'd

completely naked to poo is the patrician's choice, to be sure

Nate is ALREADY talking about being ok if Brunson wanted to date his sister

Why do hues have no honor?

Not to mention they still have the Conor vs Floyd subforum up 6 months later.

because they have no conor

So why does Sherdog suck?

Full of retards

mutante in this hoe

youtu.be/RvsNke4BH2k

Schaub holding a press conference

This is the best MMA video ever made
Also, GSP is the GOAT.

youtube.com/watch?v=FE8UgmQoUqI

BASED KING Nate

Hey grease I appreciate you posting all the ammy heems lately, it's fun

Friendly reminder that EVERYONE is on steroids

Thanks my Man

>nailed my wife last night boys
thanks for letting me know bud

Thanks my Man.

>Yoel vs Romero

Um no 202'er. This is universally known as the best MMA vid ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hoo5jwlT7xE

looks like shit
too many rules
upvotes/likes
belts
post counts

all things that make any discussion on the internet shit

You're right. I apologize

Why do they keep showing Esparza

i got pantsed while paying a delivery guy and i just stood there like who gives a fuck? kinda neutralized the whole thing

this is pants compared to a lot of promos out there

for example:

youtube.com/watch?v=6gHjiHOX2_U
and no he isn't

Yoel cannot lose

im 29 and my fuckbuddy is 19 ama

Do you spit or swallow?

how does it feel being old as shit lmao

zing

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idea: female classes, but by cup size

who's your favorite female fighter

lmao we used to fuck with the pizza guy every single time at my buddy's place

I bet they hated going out there, we jumped out and scared the guy every single time

feels exactly the same as being young except more money and dont have to try at anything and for some reason everybody respects you and calls you sir

like youre closer to death but isnt that a good thing

i never give oral lad thats for betas and girls

theres meant to be a new sason of this coming out this year which will have many more webms for (you)

rose obviously cause im like pat barry

Who is your least liked current UFC champion? For me, it's I'm not sure. Lots of good contenders for the least liked current UFC champion.

showed him

some 'strayan fella started it but we kinda overdid it so this is the last one

Max

I actually think the exact opposite. Pretty much all the current champions deliver entertaining fights.
If you're talking about their personalities then idc and am laffin at you.

I don't understand how people don't see or notice how cringe Holloway is, makes Tony look gd actually

Conor is seriously the worst cunt

I would spit on the poof if he were on fire

It's ok ;^)

No really. Unless you groomed her. Pat met Rose when he was 26 and she was 13. I'm not even making that up kek.

Some post Stipe vs Ngannou webms pls

i met her when i was 29 and she was 19. pat barry can do no wrong. theyre still together and happy so maybe feminist morality isnt more clever than biology.

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Time for obese Asian mansmash:
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/

Thaks, got the one where Ngannou is swinging and missing?

Don't forget to tune in for Ichinojo vs Tochinoshin lads

Start the picks, Calendar.

I laugh when I see this kek. It was so bad. I know Ngannou has been shamed enough but what the fuck were they training at the Performance Center? Dana kept that place open 24/7 for him.And when he got taken down Stipe got into side control and Ngannou had this deer in the headlights look. He had no idea what to do. He's like a throwback to UFC 1 fighters where if they were a striker that's all they were.He had two striking coaches,the towels,top kek.

stipe would have lost if ngannou could wrestle, he got wobbled by a shit boxer, imagine if stipe was facing a good boxer like idi amin

Lel at how expensive bjj classes are

quick someone post a babe it's gotta be fast though

Why do people look at the performance center as something more than just a gym with good equipment?

I find it so weird people think he's fighting out of the Performance Center like they handled his camp or something.

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People don't spend 16 hours a day on here talking about MMA like you genius.

>wins 1 bjj match in 2003
>loses the tournament anyway
>thats his whole pro record
>opens up a fuckload of bjj school franchises

get into my guard bro

Which time? I could post the whole fight.

Personally I think Ngannou was just trying to save some money and opted to just workout than actually train. Took Dewey with him too and probably hit pads.

What tv channel everyone here to watch bellator? I'm kinda surprise MTV showing bellator here..

That's it, fanks

already happened lad, Tochi picked him up and pushed him out effortlessly

you're welcome

Spike

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literally can't be a bong if you permanently reside in california with your children, what a disgrace to the nation of britbong

Paulo Costa would beat Stipe

>training in your backyard because they kicked you out of the gym for beating the fuck outta some 17 year old

>ill use my fucked up hand to carry heavy shit; thats a neat trick

Such a cheeky monkey that bisby

>because your manager sued you and now you can't spend money on a gym

Does she get the belt back?

Unfortunately yes

False accusations very rude
Maybe, it's just weird people keep acting like it's the Performance Center that made him not train grappling or something. It's just tools and facilities there and that's the impression i've always had

Do you think Callum Bisping is a better wrestler than Ngannou?

>mfw I came back to the thread after the broadcast ended because I knew some goof would do that
Wasn't effortless though but /ourgaijin/ seems to have this basho in the bag, also our half-filipino boys Takayasu and Mitakeumi were on fire

>vampire
>beating the lords prayer

uhh i dont think so tim