How long until he washes out and gets roped into playing in the MLS like Beckham did?

How long until he washes out and gets roped into playing in the MLS like Beckham did?

pretty soon, I mean he's been elite since 2003, what did you expect?

>"The American's wife wants another round? Ok bring her in"

2002

>signs for LA Galaxy
>gets accused of rape by the surrogate mother of his first son

...

Holy shit I love that manlet

Based

>elite since 2003

My money is on Beckham signing him to his Miami expansion team.

I unironically think he'd do poorly here. The service he'd get would be god-awful compared to what he's used to, every no-talent defender in the league would want to leave their mark on the big expensive fairy, and he'd be asked to spend so much time doing publicity bullshit that he'd probably be distracted

>Ronaldo goes to MLS
>Ronaldo has to pay taxes now
>he goes to jail
>Ronaldo has to deal with media scrutiny now
>he loses his head
>Ronaldo doesn't have the Madrid media machina feeding him attention
>he gets depress
>Ronaldo has to travel distances twice as big for matches
>he gets exhausted

he is too much of baby to move to US

madridmongs seething

we need to help CR JR

Me in the far right

How the hell is his kid so dark skin?

Did he not do what Neymar did to produce a light skin kid?

>wife

looked like some buck angel shit at first

Because he doesnt want a wh*toid. He realizes the power of race mixing.

One season for PSG. 50 goals and 50 million euros in his bank account
One season in China. 50 goals and 50 million in his bank account
Then a retirement tour in MLS

cr7 to mls would be like kurt angle to tna

>after the 03-04 season he scored twice at the Euros reaching the final and went to manutd
>not considered elite
>implying there were other players at his age and level

I think Ronaldo would rather retire with dignity and go on to manage a team. MLS is for talented players aging out of being able to compete in the Euro leagues, but still want to grasp onto their glory for a little longer. MLS should be the afterlife where dead careers go. Maybe you're old news in Europe, but in the States, you can be put back on a pedestal and show-ponied around for publicity events and treated like a star just for having been competent in a Euro league.
Considering his prestige and career, I don't think Ronaldo would be that desperate to cling to stardom when he could just maintain that respect as a manager.

Wouldnt he be more likely to become a model or manage his clothing line?