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>Future World Heavy Weight Grand Prix Winner edition

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If Stipe beats DC he’s the HW GOAT, no question.

no sweety thats wrong if fedor wins the grand prix he's the undisputed goat

>Friday night
why are you here?

is the main event next

>no sweety
You type like a 16 year old slut that just got told to make a sandwich.

I went out and had fun last weekend user, I don't need to do so every weekend.

THats not Chael sonnen

I work over 95 hours a week, I deserve to sit on my ass for a night.

Is this the Caz thread?

clubbing is expensive man

>Caz
This is the trendy heem vernacular edition.

I really, really love fights. Not those last two fights but I do love fights.

Are the Fortunes the best family in MMA right now?

I'm in love.

Our boy Cormier is gonna win

The fuck is up with Larkin's hair?

>DC says he doesn't want to fight Stipe
>Stipe Vs Francis happens
>DC now wants to fight Stipe
DC must have seen a weakness in that fight.

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>weighing in with shoes

Randa is a top tier fightfu

It's to avenge his fellow African

D.C. Probably tips well at restaurants. Dudes an UNCLE TOM

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WAAAARRRRRRR CHIIIILDREN

ITS JUST A SHOT AWAY
ITS JUST A SHOT AWAY

Who /depressed/ here

Fights just don't cheer me up anymore it seems

>Chad Mendes is 170 lbs

gonzalez might strangle lorenz

He saw a chance to rid himself of his association with Jon Jones. If he beats Stipe he'll be a two weight champ and have a victory over the guy with the most title defenses at HW. His resume will arguably be better than Jon's at that point. If he beats Stipe there will be genuine discussion over whether Jon is actually the greatest of all time or whether it's DC and Jones is just a bad matchup for him.

take it to /r9k/ faglord
everyone feels down at times, life is tough. watch some heems and go to bed

Need Conor RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I've been watching since ufc 37 and nothing compares to some hot juicy CONOR

How come bellator has so many fat fighters

>still revved from earlier
Sad!

Easy for you to say you fucking chad

>two weight champ
one being paper

>Jones is just a bad matchup for him
*Jones is on too many steroids for him

if lorenz wins i'm getting some king offroad shocks for my shitbox

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BRAAAAAPPP

They don't cut as much weight as UFC fighters.

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Remember: DC has been very transparent in the fact that he will not fight at 40 y/o. By the time he and Stipe fight, he'll be 39. It's highly likely that if he wins, he will simply retire on the spot. There will be nothing left for him to prove at LHW, and nobody worthy of defending the HW title against

>Bisping puts DC over for fighting on last Saturday and coaching TUF
>Stipe literally is doing the same thing and gets no promo
Fuck this company

Is Cormier fat?

I'm moving across the country tomorrow

my wife and I started reading novels out loud together, it's surprisingly romantic and fun

do you lads think the UFC reigning and defending champion Conor McGregor and his girlfriend Dee Devlin do anything similar?

If Lorenz wins I'm bleaching my skin and living in a cave until a civilized black man teaches me how to form civilization, and then I will devote my energy to oppressing him

Tl;dr Lorenz Larkin got a fiver on him

girlfriend Rita Ora*

You don't have a wife you dip portioning twerp.

I M A G I N E
T H I N K I N G
C H A D
I S
1 7 0 L B S

do you do it while your wife's son is in the room?

People were shitting on this guy before the MVP fight but he's a pretty top tier journeyman and I think he may have won round 1 there.

The poet bro

Don"t tell me shittier novels

Is that Gabbers?

That looks like 170 lbs to me

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Broke up with my girlfriend. Best thing I've done so far in 2018.

>Main event is 3 rounds

Why would you go and do a thing like that user?

170 pounds isnt a lot. Most guys you pass on the street probably weigh more than that.

Not a title fight

Tfw bad gf is a worse feel than tfw no gf desu

Fernando's doing a decent job of using head movement to avoid Larkin's punches but he's doing a shit job of following them back and attacking.

Stipe knows DC's striking isn't shit. It's time for DC to get heemed

UFC got Todd Grisham and Jimmy Smith

Bellator got Goldie and Big John

Like you would want this to be 5 rounds, ufc fight night mains should be 3 rounds

yes

lol fight in the seats

fucking snooze fest

It's been about 2 years for me, I would take a bad gf right now t b h

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Todd Grisham is pretty lame. Except for this.

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Basically what this user said. Christ she was needy. Stressed me the fuck out.

Larkin turned into such a can. Barely scrapeing by a bellator nobody.

It’s funny too because there’s no one in that fucking place

they should cut to it live if it's spicier than what's going on in the cage

probably more interesting than this shit

Was fingering my gf from behind and she farted

you don't want that

Its a lot for a manlet

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Co-main literally who’s > Main event cans

You really don't, bad gfs are miserable

Who is winning this shit? I guess I'd give it to larkin

Larkin is dominating. He's very technically sound.

Larkin for sure. His jab and movement is too much for Gonzalez.

30-27 desu

fartkin was always a can

SAVED BY THE BELL

>gets interesting
>fight ends

Beat Masvidal Lawler and many others

>Faggots talking shit about 5 round non title bouts being stupid absolutely BTFO beyond all repair

spic thought he was in a boxing match

They allowed to know when there's 1 minute left?

Seems like Larkin knew how little time was left so he emptied his tank with everything he had.

>can beat cans
absolutely shocked

>be user
>wake up
>8:30AM
>dread fills your soul as you look at pick up your phone
>3 message from gf
>bitches you out for not being able to get out of work to entertain her the night before
>demands you see her for lunch and immediately after work
>day already ruined
if only kissless virgins knew how bad it can get

>top 6 WW
>beat Lawler, Magny, the Ponz, and Masvidal
hmm

Champion is a can?

larkin mad as fuck

>everyone booing
Surprised desu. Bellator crowd doesn't usually do that.

Lorenz out here revving the spergs lol

>“b-boo all you w-want guys”