In Australia, how come the cars don't fall down?

In Australia, how come the cars don't fall down?

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they're too heavy, duh

The direct sun rays keep them floating.

They actually do. But wizards bring them back.

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The have special tyres made from spider silk user.

As an Australian I can confirm this

Source: Australian

Wizard of Oz

You're dead set a fucking idiot OP.

Fucking moronic question only a knuckle dragging shitstain would need to ask.

The rims on all cars in Australia are magnetic and our roads have shreds of metal mixed into the pavement and ashphalt.

Fucking hell.

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The put velcro on the wheels and roads.

because the gravity is upside down

And the magnetic fields are powered by heat

then how do you drive at night?

magnets

All kangaroos glow in the dark, but you can only see the glow if you're an Australian

How do they work?

no one knows
no one will ever know
God keeps his best secrets to himself

that's pretty sick. can I obtain this power if I marry in?

Yes, but there is a transitional phase, and you need to participate in a ritual of drinking

Nicee one Elon Musky...

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>God keeps his best secrets to himself
Like that sentence.

they fill the ute beds full of helium

Because they don't have a car industry.

Cos time flys when your a faggot.

Kill yourself fucking retarded bitch.

canguros y mexicanos

'he can't read my thoughts'

Australia doesn't exist faggot