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Australian Open almost over lads.

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Woz a shit

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*reaches for knee*

The state of Woz

murray pls

Can't stand woz she acts like she's the queen who everyone's supposed to bow down to and worship

>disgusting weeb shit
Real thread here

This is make or break. Who wins this game wins the whole thing.

did they? how much payoff money?

>Wozniashit

Quality post!

this is the thread now.

theneonnettle.com/news/3087-tony-podesta-arrested-arrest-warrants-issued-for-hillary-clinton-john-podesta

>Arrest warrants issued for Pedoesta and Hitlery

Holy shit, demoRATs on suicide watch

>no TSF

okay fine, but this is pathetic.

is she the female eugene bouchard?

There's no tennis on for another 18 or so hours, so it will do for now

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Which WTA do you want to cum inside the most?

the men's double final is on right now.

>If it were true then they would gobble's Brady's cock but they don't
>but they don't
are you stupid? why am I even asking of course you are lmao. Brady has his shaft polished top to bottom by EVERYONE
>I don't have the energy for stupidity this broad
translation: "p-please stop replying to me because I don't have a leg to stand on"

and fyi, ESL means English as a Second Language you fucking mongoloid.

>columbiANOS

good picture

HAPPY for woz, SAD for simona
a GREAT final

Fucking ELITE point just then

I would love to watch baseball and tennis with her as my wife.

Carlsen starts out with 1. e4 and matlakov is playing the Sicilian defense

I feel bad for doubles players

whatever happened to Pironkova? she was an underrated cutie

I feel bad every day

me too

I hope giri wins this tournament m8

Kerber
>Le draw man

probably the graf era
monkey free

daniela hantuchova, fancied her so much

>This

I wonder who's dick she's bouncing on right now.

I don't. They get to compete and win at tournaments that they would barely qualify if they were playing singles. They get to make a living off tennis without being all that good.

don't we all m7. The hopman cup used to be my favourite event of the year because I got to watch her in 3 matches. I think she won it one year as well

now that all of her girlfriends/sisters are getting married, do you think Kerbe will be desperate enough to accept me proposal?

pros
>good looking, good genes
>same amount of autism
>wants a shitload of children
>no social life (and never had one so no stories from the past) so I can completely dedicate myself to her
>skilled at carpentry, general building and repairing stuff, wood and metal work
>younger than her
>good lover

cons
>therminal autism
>piss poor
>never had a job/never will have a job
>forced to live of his wife's earnings
>younger than her

I don't see how she could say no.

>good lover

Mine

prime anna smolina

Kerber only cares about tennis as a sport. But hey go for it man, if you can bypass her wall of PR folks who carefully crafted her

>t. some abo nigger who thinks "love" means panis in vegeta

enlighten us la

the trick is to have a big dick

Post herz IV card

welp

yeah, it's penis in butthole

This same croat is in the mixed doubles final tomorrow

i don't get herz iv. herz iv is only for refugees here.

>his first name is literally "mate"

I'm already tired of hearing news of Caroline.

I guess I'm watching Newport Beach later to see if Collins can defend the home turf

>"love" means panis in vegeta
>the trick is to have a big dick
sad

holy projection lmao

Post danish news
Can't be as bad as bong tabloids

>not samefriending

This wasn't even the same german.

t. one of the germans

the doubles are pretty wild desu

Literally labelled as "breaking news".
Do you remember when breaking news was reserved for stuff like 9/11?

what are you talking about, both of them was me.

How was the match?

name a bigger denmark-related story in the last decade

I'll wait

9/11 was great news

remember when they killed a giraffe in a zoo for fun

poor marius, rip mate

Peep Show?

What about that dane killed the swede journalist in a submarine?

lewd

Darzalex by Genmab

What's the biggest Danish newspaper?

Yes. And also the boston marathon bombing comes to mind.

The night has only just begun

that guy who had 1000 (one thousand) joints on him and got into a police car thinking it was a taxi

something about some high speed trains or something

didn't some danish guy unironically take a female swedish journalist into a home made submarine then tortured her to death on it

what a madman

I don't know.
Politiken, Jyllandsposten, Berlingske, BT and Ekstrabladet, maybe.
The two last are "newspapers".

he got crowdfunded for that submarine lmao

This meme must die

just like those poor animals?

fuck you

Also great news.
Also when they finally got Hussein and Bin Laden.

A chapter, which - as well as the European Football Championship EM Triumph in 1992 - will stand forever and will be a milestone, a benchmark and an inspiration for generations of children and young people with a desire to pursue a professional sports career.

lelmark

how and why did he torture her?

Kek'd

Google translate btw
politiken.dk/sport/tennis/art6313930/Wozniacki-knækker-mørbanket-og-hårdt-fightende-Halep-og-vinder-Australian-Open

Is Federer's speedrun a record?

Guess Naomi wont visit Denmark ever again then.

kek hadn't heard that

>Need 21 sets minimum to win
>Does it in 20
>Wins 20 grand slams
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

It hurts that they are comparing this to '92. An absolute joke.

Sexy times

my man critikal made a video about it
youtube.com/watch?v=zbHONuJycak

>Camera man showing all the Colombian semen demons
Based

Since when critikal talks about this kind of stuff? I only remember him playing shit games

he does it more than actual games for the last couple of years

Youtubers get bored or run out of ideas so they start making easier videos.

>will stand forever and will be a milestone, a benchmark and an inspiration for generations of children and young people with a desire to pursue a professional sports career.
>implying