The Masters from Milton Keynes continues tonight with the top half of the draw, featuring 7 nationalities and the only active players to have won the tournament.
The evening starts with 2014 winner James Wade up against Australia's Simon Whitlock. The back end of 2017 saw the Machine make the last 8 of just one ranking major and lost in round 1 at the Worlds for the first time since 2006, while the Wizard completely fell off following his Grand Slam debacle. A cunt-off of great proportions follows with Ulster's Daryl Gurney playing Welsh roidlet Gerwyn Price. Superchin's run of major quarter-finals was ended in some fashion by John Henderson at Ally Pally, whereas the Iceman crashed out to the World #1 in the last 16. This will be a game of egos so hopefully they don't drag each other down. Scotland's two-time back-to-back World Champion Gary Anderson is next up against faltering Netherlands youngster Benito van de Pas. Gando and Big Ben had a cracking last 16 Worlds match in the 2017 edition, but since then the lanky Dutchie hasn't really kicked on, reaching just one major quarter final in that period, and a recent string of early exits won't help either; the Scot won't have practiced since losing in the Worlds quarters but it won't matter. Ending Round 1 is a surefire thumping by Michael van Gerwen on imploding Belgian Kim Huybrechts. MVG may have been the PDC's player of 2017, but his failure to retain the Worlds will surely still be on his mind. Add in the fact that the Hurricane has not won an individual TV match since March 2017 and MVG has never forgotten that Grand Slam 9 darter, he'll surely lose.
Coverage starts at 7:00pm UK time on ITV4.
>Tonight's matches (best of 19 legs) STRAYA (8) v James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade (9) Daryl "Sweet C4-line" Gurney (5) v Gerwyn "Gurning" Price (12) Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson (4) v Benito van de Pas "the Dutchie on the left hand side" (13) MvGOAuTism (1) v Kim "Husband of Dana" Huybrechts (16)
Of course, the big news today is that the walk-on girls will be no more in the PDC, following discussions with the broadcasters: bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/42841620
I've no opinion regarding the end of the walk-on girls. The Sun did though.
>Mason cunt's getting a lot of work for an ex-con, at least it's not asstit i suppose
Nathan Myers
fucking hell med man's lost some weight
Colton Hill
>australian_national_anthem.mp3
Landon Edwards
>australiannationalanthem.flac
Adam Lewis
Good stream?
Owen Martin
>@Raybar180 Raymond v Barneveld >So the votes are in.... From next week in Dublin I will start my own vlog !! Will tweet the details then. Hope you will enjoy. Follow me during the @unibet Premier League
Caleb Phillips
Let's see if any of those show any promise. Whitlock was inconsistent, and Wade 2017 was utter shite.
Lincoln Johnson
Whitlock looks slimmer too.
>whining dutchman weekly no thank you
Evan Morgan
>RvB was justin credible all along
Lincoln Lee
>Wade
>that Rawling ramble
Josiah Stewart
BUY A NEW MATTRESS OR YOUR MARRIAGE WILL FALL APART YOU INCONSIDERATE CUNT
Parker Wilson
>break with an 11 darter >go to break >first visit on return >22
>Med Man
William Jackson
>22 pills a day
Grayson Torres
>6 legs played >5 premier league mentions
Dylan Young
WADE WITH A DOUBLE DOUBLE
Benjamin Cook
nice
Hunter Young
A fair few of the players are looking a bit slimmer. These two do, and Snakeshite looks like he's lost a bit of weight as well. It's all been transferred to Barney, who looks like he's due in 2 weeks
Ryder Butler
i'd almost forgotten how entertaining wade is to watch when he's not playing like complete dogshit
Austin Anderson
DON'T WORRY OUR HAND CREAM IS UNSCENTED SO NOBODY WILL KNOW YOU USE MOISTURISER LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING POOF
Christopher Thomas
Whitlock has shit himself from having darts for 4-1 to winning just 1 leg since.
Will be an early elimination from the PL for him.
Dominic Roberts
did that cunt hiroshima disable legacy captcha?
Owen Moore
THAT 142
William Jenkins
noice
Nathan Cook
Lovely 142 from whitlock
Adam Baker
DAT 142
Logan Perry
So lost... I'm Waded...
Cameron White
I thought it was only me because I switched browsers and installed a new script blocker.
Henry Young
LE 100 TO 120 CHECKOUT MAN
Nathaniel Watson
DAT SHANGHAI
Matthew Robinson
is he back??
Xavier Cook
>Shitlock
Jordan Butler
FUG
Colton King
>SHITLOCK
Christian Hughes
Based meme man whitlock
Landon Evans
Whitlock completely rushed the last dart there.
Christian Miller
SO CLOSE!
By far the best I've seen him play in quite a while.
Matthew Turner
surprisingly decent opener that
Jackson Young
Good game, this.
Daniel Lee
Young Wade looks like the retard nephew in Making a Murderer
Adam Gray
He got Waded.
If Whitlock returns to the consistency that got him to 2 World finals, he won't be humped in the PL.
Chin Cunt v Roid Cunt should be good.
Mason Sanders
...
Justin Parker
>Simon rolled over lel
Camden Jackson
med man basically admitting he's been shit because he's been depressed, fair play to the cunt
Lucas Barnes
>badmouthing the new golden boy DRA fine incoming for Wade.
Brandon Carter
This interviewers a cunt
William Lee
I want gurney to win but more shiteman chimpouts would be funny
Ryder Sanders
I just want a cuntening of epic proportions. Don't like either of them, so I just hope for maximum entertainment.
Charles Martin
OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Christian Williams
>iceman >is a hothead
Owen Bailey
OH OH OOOOH
Brandon Garcia
>the ice man fuck sake
Adrian Cruz
>Home: Derry Barry "Up The RA" Hearn
Sebastian Cruz
>41 >height in inches
Michael Torres
>having your screaming cunt face printed on the back of your shirt fucking hell
Jordan Diaz
Reminder
Samuel Hernandez
*fistpumps*
Liam Russell
Where's his knob? Is it that small?
Tyler Hill
Micro-micro man
Sebastian Edwards
>the side effects of roids
Samuel Stewart
is that tony green on comms? i thought he was dead
Jaxson Thompson
Stuart Pike
Cooper Ward
I hadn't noticed that Stuart Pyke looks remarkably similar.
Xavier Scott
Gurney asleep at the wheel again
Isaiah Brooks
They've both been shit for Top 16 players.
No leg has been won in under 15 darts yet.
Lincoln Ward
THAT GURNEY ROAR IN THE FACE OF GERWYN
TOP CUNTING
Nathaniel Anderson
He really is an iceman.
Ayden Evans
A lot of the top16 is highly inconsistant tbf. Only MVG and potentially Rob Cross are playing good/great almost all of the time.
Lincoln Peterson
Meme match brewing here
Jonathan Reyes
And there is the retort.
Carter Green
>Gurney laughing away Cadby/Gurney/Price triple threat cunt off when?
Mason Murphy
Shit I didn't realise it was on ITV4
I was going to watch Lord of the Rings yet again.
Nolan Ortiz
Three-way-match for the title King of Cunts, which is now vacant after Taylel's gone.
Brandon Price
Excellent recovery from Roids after that pull into big 11.
Jason Clark
>mfw gando rapes benito
Landon Reed
was LoTR the last great movie franchise?
Daniel Nguyen
funny how this match is just as nip and tuck as the last one but it's 100% less interesting because both players are unlikable pricks
Michael Ross
How does Price get enough oxygen in his blood with a nose that small?
Jacob King
Looks like the victim of an acid attack
Ryder Morris
can't unsee it
James Diaz
Deserved
Robert Taylor
well that was unexpected
Ian Sanders
The only remotely interesting bit was when they were roaring at each other.
Gurney deserved to lose that. Switched off after going 6-5 up.
Christopher Russell
Why is the BDO so far behind the PDC when it comes to presentation? It would possibly even mask the vast quality difference.
Leo Butler
>sleeping in long sleeve pyjamas literally subhuman
Bentley Martin
Presentation and marketing is the main thing the Hearns really excel at. They give the illusion of a quality product even when it isn't there.
John Kelly
wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the BDO hired walk-on girls for the lakeside now
Nathan White
>muh ear
Grayson Cook
>It would possibly even mask the vast quality difference. Dave managed that a few years ago when they aired the World Trophy. Well presented despite the utter shite on show.
The BDO's main problem is not accepting the fact they're the amateur darts organisation now. They need people in at the top who downscale the whole thing.
