Oh no no no no...!

Oh no no no no...!

...

But he loses in the end. Eagles are Aragorn

Eagles could pass for Aragorn. After all, Aragorn has an irrelevant ring from an era before the rings of power.

>Ring of the heir of Numenor
>irrelevant
The ignorance of plebs

>philthy fans thinking the ring of Barahir compares to the rings of power just like nfl championship rings compare to super bowl rings
Lmao this shit literally writes itself

Where's the others?

Can the Amerimutts stop appropriating my culture. Thanks

Tolkien was English-German, you sheep fucker.

>culture
land of criminals

If the Zombie plague hit your sheep fucking country, we'd wait it out rather trying to help.

No way in hell the fucking Cowboys are Gandalf. The Packers would probably be the most appropriate.

Cowboys are fucking Sauron.

Sauron wasn't a bitch.

So the giants are the most powerful?

actually he was african

WE

Long have you hunted me. Long have I eluded you. No more.

Sauron literally was a bitch. He was scared of facing people in single combat, so he sent his armies instead. Gandalf killed a balrog. He would have wrecked Sauron 1v1.

Might I add, Sauron was the ultimate system babby.

>Gandalf killed a balrog.

And let's not forget what that same Balrog did to Gandalf.

figures his precious lord morgoth was a cowardly faggot as well
also kill?
is this information in the silmarillion or the tolkien reader?

The ring of barahir was given to Beren by Finrod Felagund in the first age. The royal bloodline of Numenor was descended from Beren.

i'm in the middle of the silmarillion right now, so i'm just learning all the history. thanks for the info!

Kek