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This is the most hilarious meme i've ever seen
Owen Phillips
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Ethan Thompson
>be me
>be boomer
>have heart attack
>barely survive
>recover
>decide life really IS too short
>start fucking millenial college girls in exchange for "help with rent"
feels good, man.
Remember, when you kiss your girlfriend on the mouth, she probably still has some of my cum between her teeth, and if she suddenly has $$ in her purse then you'll know why.
Robert Allen
Go to sleep little millennial nigger bitch
Liam Sanders
so you pay for sex and you're bragging about that?
Chase Flores
The youngest Millennials are in their late 20’s now dumbass.
Julian Baker
You reach a point in life where you come to the realization that you are ALWAYS "paying for sex" even when you're married.
You just filter out all the other stuff that doesn't matter, like your wife not fucking you until you buy her a new couch or refrigerator (both of which I went through with the ex).
So.... yeah. But hey, it isn't "prostitution" when you're helping college girls with rent, right?
Alexander Fisher
What are 19 year olds considered?
Ian Hernandez
Gen-Z.
Christian Myers
Ahh. Ok. I help "Gen-Z" college girls with Rent then. Plus, it seems that young women fucking old men is the new trend. Like fucking niggers a few years ago. Every generation has to come up with some new schtick. My cock isn't complaining.
James Wilson
A new trend? Now I know you’re a teenager. Chicks have had a thing for older men forever, it’s just not started to get popular in porn until the last 15-20 years. And jungle fever has been a thing forever too.
Make sure to lay your outfit out for school tomorrow junior.
Christian Jackson
btw, heart attacks hurt like a motherfucker once they get going. in the early stages they are just annoying, like you have indigestion or pulled a chest muscle, but once they get rocking, it feels like someone reached in through your back and is doing a titty-twister on the back side of your heart.
I did everything right, too. Exercised, ate right, lots of fish and vegetables, drank moderate amounts of red wine. Didn't matter. Cardiologist told me he is convinced it is purely genetic.
Robert Fisher
You must be a fleshy and hairy man
Sebastian Wright
Snowflakes and Space Cadets
Jack Nelson
I might be in the same boat, i don't know
I'm 18 and the doctor diagnosed me a blood pressure at «15» which is huge for a 18 boy
I'm pretty sure it's the fault of my genetic, nearly everyone from my father side in my family has a high blood pressure
Currently bearing pic related to see if i'm suffering from that too, i'll know it tomorrow. Has anyone ever carried this thing too? I don't know how to sleep with that
Kevin Bell
Post before "go back nigger"
Blake Hall
You're easily pleased. Looks like excessive screen-time has fucked your intelligence
>This finding, the paper notes, bolsters the conclusion that blogs and social networking sites actively impair performance, rather than simply failing to augment learning
>washingtonpost.com
Jayden Nguyen
>Be boomer
>live shitty life
>Almost die
>Pay for hookers after near death
>Brag about it like it's something miraculous
Fuckin boomers
Ryder Richardson
whatever, we'll have their money soon, they can't spend it in death and if they waste it before just tell the government they gave it to nazis or whatever they hate right now
their lazy nigger government will just give you whatever, we're talking about old farts who can't remember the wifi password so just steal their social security check. if you cut them off enough from their check you can start threatening them into near slavery. elders deserve abuse, the world is flawed because of them and the recompense is the theft of all they own. there are no more kindly old people, we'll put them in FAR worse places than they put their parents. I envision literal holes they are kicked into to die after being relieved of their right of attorney and thus assets.
Boomers are just piggy banks to be smashed open, don't even speak to them. Would you talk to a ceramic bank as though it were alive? Well, there you go.
Jaxson Adams
>SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMER
>BOOMER
>B O O M
>vietnam flashback heart attack is back
Henry Adams
>new trend
You don't watch enough movies, faggot.
Dylan James
are those fucking ass pump connecters
Ryder Bell
Most boomers I know have decided to spend their own money rather than leave it to their kids.
Another factoid - I'm a boomer, but both my parents are in their late 80's and still alive thanks to modern medicine. They each get their Social Security Checks (divorced, so Mom gets the same money as Dad).
THAT means you little faggots are not only supporting ME while I fuck college girls that you gawk at every day, but you're also supporting my elderly parents who spend all their Social Security money on HSN and buying useless shit at Field and Stream.
Welcome to Socialism, kids. Too bad there won't be anything left by the time you're old.
Ian Jenkins
Boomers are where civilization jumped the shark.
Jace Rodriguez
Satanic Quads Recognized.
Connor Miller
yes indeed sir, also both are visibly pregnant
dad murdered by random nig home invasion, taking care of mom like it matters but I'm angry at their generation for abandoning the very people who killed him in the first place. also for believing they were safe living around even a single nigger. we have no future, the commies and niggers have taken everything. this has to come to violence, whatever culture is sussed from that violence I don't care because I want to die in it rather than witness whatever new entry on the parade of disappointment. i wish i had radioactive material so I could just be reverse johnny appleseed and ruin all desirable places for humans by throwing away hard fallout where cumniggergrease monkey nigger hominids don't need or deserve to be.
Carson James
Also, Boomers came about in the aftermath of one of the worst wars in the history of civilization. People just wanted to forget all the horror they witnessed, and try to create something good. So they made us. We were their perfect little angels, up until we started to smoke dope and fuck each other like rabbits, and protest the war in 'Nam, man, and then be stupid enough to create Gen X with their stupid skateboards and Nirvana music and all the angst and hatred of their parents to the point where they created a batch of Millenials who had no direction, didn't want to tell their kids what to do because they wished they were dead, and then eventually created Gen Z who are all tranny's and faggots and ladyboi's and dream of fucking pokemon.
Us Boomers are gonna die soon and yell "peace out!" when we do, leaving you guys to suck each others cock while the world burns.
Feels strangely good, man.
Josiah Perez
My favorite thing boomers do is talk about how millennials are going to ruin the economy after having themselves caused 3 recessions and left the country economically fucked
Ryan Peterson
Hopefully someday we will get a generation of absolute badasses. Gonna have to go through a lot of Gen Z and later bullshit though.
Leo Lewis
As long as I get my social security check and my free medicare and my Obama Phone, you guys can go fuk yourselves.
More socialism I want some free Omaha Steaks you cheap little bastards.
Ethan Wright
Boomers are the least forward thinking generation. You’re all about to be put in homes by children that don’t have enough money to afford a good one, and because wages have stagnated so much youll be taken care of by people making $10 an hour who don’t give a shit about you
Colton Fisher
Its gonna take some mega war to change people around. When the nazi's are coming over the hill, and the ladyboi wearing the high heels starts to scream, you put a bullet in its fucking head, amirite? Today, you have to be "understanding" and "nurturing" and "tolerant" - but when the shit hits the fan, all that goes out the window.
Same thing with feminism. 3 days of the power being out and feminism is gone too. Broads will be clinging to the biggest strongest males they can find, trading sex for food and protection.
It is the way the world actually works.
Lincoln Gonzalez
I actually believe this to be true, since a couple of my older friends have had this exact thing happen to them.
Leo Ortiz
Boomers are 60-80
(That would be your parents)
Born in 1945-1960
Why are you role-playing?
James Gomez
I'm 60, me mum is 88, now fook off, you fringe.