She flirts with you.
What do?
She flirts with you.
What do?
Kick her out of the big house and make her a field nigger.
Fuck her, of course. love me some fatties.
Turn her into lamp oil.
Iron the creases out of her thighs
Seize the means of milk production. Then the baby production.
Feed and breed.
Drop my kecks and order a gallon of baby oil
hide the snacks obv
Ask her to brap on me.
Would probably fuck and regret it later
Sleep pussy and ass then breed her and marry
Who is she - need me some sauce on this fatty
Flirt back. She’s probably really nice
She'll just eat the sauce.
Tell her to get her fucking shoes off the couch. That shit's worth more than her life.
I'd take her home, keep her for good and breed her numerous times.
flirt back, maybe have a drink or two together... drop her off at home if I can. If I'm invited in, the farthest I'll go is going down on her. I want to keep her interested, but also feel that a gentlemanly approach might be in order.
kek
Breeding time
Tell her of she gets rid of the other two women in her body I might be up to it.
ejaculate immediately, run away in shame, cry in a corner, probably kill myself later
stare blankly then blink 4 times because i don't know what flirting looks like
Walk.
I'd let her suck me off. But I'm not fucking that. Imagine how badly between those folds fucking stinks
Tel her to Fuckoff cos I am playing vidya but to leave the chips
Lick the brown cottage cheese off her thighs
Man the harpoons...
Throw donut as bait and run away
Thats exactly what turns me on - imagine the stink from her pussy! Woowee! I must've been a whaler in a previous life
over her a bucket of chicken and back away slowly
nervously start talking about salad
Tell her we'll fuck only if I get to watch her let loose on the can first
Flirt back with, drink some drinks, get to know her a bit, then try to pop a titty in my mouth and slap that ass.
Looking at the replies in this thread, it's save to assume you are all bunch of virgins here, or faggets.
Probably over 90% of these obese women have hygiene that's over 9000 times better than your own. I've had sex with plenty of them and I can tell you they smell better than your mom.
Those are the people who think all girls should look like fake porn stars or models. They're idea of a woman is unrealistic. They talk shit about fatties, but the only action they see is a chick with fake tits getting fucked on their computer screen, while they're fapping it.
You know what is sad? If some women were not so huge, but just a little bit of weight, shave off maybe 100+ off her, they would be very appealing visually. Then on top of that they might be the nicest person, but they are just a god damn whale
Raep and murder
Elephant gun
Don't pay attention
Fart at her
Ambergris is the best fuel source.
Tired of fatties taking their fatty toll on all the resources. Fuck 'em!
Tell her to lose some weight.