Hey Sup Forums ask the wise deer anything

hey Sup Forums ask the wise deer anything

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is OP a fag?

Did i waste 130$?

Yes

is this user a fag?

i'm pretty sure he is

ok, but he is a fag

Is smoking fags a sign of fagness?

is Sup Forums doomed?

wagwan ma brudda

Am I getting banned for making those posts?

Am i going to finish this fucking project?

will I reach my goal?

Will I be in a romantic relationship with the woman I desire by 10/31/19?

Should I bang that one girl I’ve been texting even though I have a gf?

Will I be in a romantic relationship with the woman I desire by 10/31/19?

He’s spoken. Put the Thot in a lot

Am I a beautiful woman?

Will Victoria show up at my current residence tonight at 11:11 pm?

will rebekah and i have lunch again soon?

Should I beat off right now?

Is the person above a fag?

She is no thot, she is my soulmate.

listen to the deer

It matters to be, damnit.

you mean the queen?

yet again the deer says it doesn't matter

It was a test question that turned out to be answered legit. Ultimately it doesn't matter. I should just be myself and all that shit.

My queen, not THE queen.

But it matters to me. The deer's interest in it all matters very little to me.

Will she ever contact me?

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Roll

chill, bro.
>also the deer responds with objective truth. In time you will see the truth about her and you will understand

Does she wanna smash?

Go to the gym... maybe a lil drunk

Will she ever contact me again?

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Bitch do I go to the gym?

I've done went through something like that. How many times do I have to fall in love with someone before it's someone that also feels the same way about me? Just because I'm good being alone doesn't mean I want to or should stay that way.

Should I give sabrina a chance?

Does A have a crush on me

Will I eat some pussy tonight?

will i find romantic love/companionship soon?

will i get a joint tonight?

should i rage quit?

Is my friend a total double nigger

will camila mendes and lili reinhart break down my door tonight and rape me while i'm sleeping?

...

Should i try to fuck the slam pig ex again?

is it worth sucking a hung traps cock at the risk of losing my gf?

Should I take it?

Reroll

wise deer has spoken

Should I rape my gf again tonight?

Reroll

>chill bro?

Wise deer I guess it’s too soon, don’t want her to actual report me I guess

Will I?

kek

will i win the war?

kek

yeah but will i

fuck you deer you dont know that

/thread I'd say

am I still a virgin if I fuck my dog

Fuck you, stupid deer.

What's your opinion on this?

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are you actually wise?

so, you are full of shit then?

i guess that's the /thread/ then

Hello, Wise Deer.
Should I trust everything you say?

Will I get a job in before 2020?

Should I believe everything you say?

Will my next job be as a programmer?

Will I have all the superpowers and money I want by the end of this month?

Am I just lonely and not actually catching feelings?

>YES, BUT...
Yes, but it probably won't be my primary responsibility. Oh well. I'll be a lead engineer making 200k at some point if I keep working 18 hours a day.

For reference, that's one million US dollars given by each of the currently one million wealthiest Americans and the all-inclusive personal mastery suite.
Will these come at a grave cost?

Can I give one of these up for a less grave cost?

I suppose I'd have to give up my family and social life, huh?

Are you saying the suddenly accrued wealth and powers are directly tied to me having a family and a social life?

Is she happy now?

i think he means wathever you do to gain said wealth will have terrible consequenses anyway, even if you give up on some of it, so you may as well go for everything
and now i think he means that the wealth and power is not worth it for what you are aobut to lose

Fair enough.

Wise Deer, will I die alone?

Will she let me put it in her butt

Fuck

Will I get a good trade?

Fucks that mean Should I keep it then?

:^|

Do u Know Joe?

Will I ever get a gf?

Hey calm down mate! do u listen to imagine dragoons

Rerall den

Will I get a joint tonight?

re-roll

Well imagine draggin deez nuts across ur face

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HI've got not friends

Should i?

Do attractive women masturbate to me?

Heh, fair enough.

It's time to die right? Shit isn't getting better. Who wants to be permanently disabled for the rest of their life?

Am I dying?

Is the woman I'm crushing on romantically obsessed with me?