B it is your lucky day, you’ve stumbled upon an ancient Jinn that will grant you one wish, but be wary B...

B it is your lucky day, you’ve stumbled upon an ancient Jinn that will grant you one wish, but be wary B, the Jinn is trickster, choose your words carefully.

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I wish to fuck you in the ass

I wish for 1000 wishs. is the only good answer

Wish granted user, now you’re a massive faggot with aids.

Wish granted user, you now may wish to another Jinn 1000 times now.

Two wishes granted one to a faggot and one to an user who now has wishes to some other Jinn, good luck finding that other Jinn user.

Anyone else care to risk a wish?

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i wish for OP to reveal a question that hasn't been answered by you

Wat??

Are you accusing me same fagging?

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I want you to grant me, my physical body, at this current moment, for the rest of my life, averaged at 70 more years, an 8 inch long penis with 5 inches of girth, without transferring my consciousness to another body or warping time

Never trust a Jinn. Tell him to fuck off and go back in his lamp.

I want my cat to grow a beard

i dont want wishes, i just want memes

Ohh most excellent user, you have out smarted me, you now have your new cock at your current age in your current body and it’ll never age til the 70th year passes and you’ll the aging process all at once til you die.

You’ll be a scientific anomaly to be sure. Hope you don’t regret it.

As you wish user

Your cat now already has a beard user, it’s just short, wish granted

Also meme for the other user thanks for the bump

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I wish to be a real-life DBZ version of myself, who is able to fly superman-style and shoot energy beams with controlled destructive force, has enhanced reflexes and speed allowing me to appear to teleport, and has the permanent physique of a Z-fighter, with the ability to train and strengthen all of my skills and also unlock and utilize Super Saiyan transformations up to the current canon. No adverse unintended negative consequences to myself or anyone else.

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I wish I, as in this physical body and current spirit therein, could engage in secret consensual sexual intercourse with my biological mother. No Sexually Transmitted Diseases, illnesses, or other such maladies pertaining to sexual intercourse, or any illnesses, spontaneous unforeseen events or otherwise physically/mentally harmful things may result from this wish. The relationship I currently hold with my mother will not be negatively effected as a result of this wish, nor will my personal or professional relationships.

user you’ve now become a sayian, with all the powers of one. You may notice you now have a tale, good luck when the first full moon comes. Wish granted

Wish granted user, you’re now the proud father of your brother, you’re mom won’t even consider abortion because she loves you. Every one seems cool with it, are you?

...fuck, i never thought of that. goddamn it.
guess i'll be moving to alabama. do i need to buy a banjo? please don't tell me i need a banjo.

Top kek, I’ll grant you a second wish of a banjo.

Honestly took me a second to realize that oversight, was about to admit defeat and just say you are now a legit mother fucker .

Alright B, almost done for the evening, any last wishes? We’ve had one user successfully outsmart the Jinn.

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I wish for control of all subatomic particles.

I wish to be killed immediately

i wish to fuck legally OP mom in the ass

I wish everyone were happier.

I wish to always to be lucky.

I wish that my ex has a good life.

imagine that one of the fuckers you granted happiness only could obtain by destroying all humanity

I wish to annul existence

I wish for the exact and unironic fulfillment of the next 2 wishes that I describe. One, I wish for there to only be positive net gain regarding the fulfillment of these wishes and what I receive. Two, I wish for more wishes, which must abide by what I have previously wished for.

I wish that all bad things were happening to me simultaneously especially things with obscure caveats and unseen reprocussions.

Wish granted user every one feels slightly better, even if there situations haven’t changed. The abused child who was about to call social services is slightly happier, doesn’t feel the need to make the call anymore

Wish granted user, the rats are coming to consume you bit by bit

Wish granted user, you have control over all of them, good luck not destroying reality as they will move at your whim, how do you know what ones your moving? Try not to split an atom while your figuring it out.

can i get a crate of 1992 Château Haut Brion?

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> the rats are coming to consume you bit by bit
That’s not immediate

I wish to thank you. This is a pretty good thread, had a good laugh.

>Try not to split an atom while your figuring it out.
That won't do anything retard. It'll be absorbed immediately by neighboring atoms. What you need is a chain reaction you fuckwad.

Wish granted user, unfortunately her good life does require to see yours not panning out as well.

Existence is annulled, you may have to wait a couple billon years to reach it, as black holes slowly consume all matter.

Granted, your luck may come at others expense. Good luck.

I wish I was a sni

>as black holes slowly consume all matter.
You're a shit jinn, there's going to be a heat death of the universe after all black holes evaporate.

Wish granted user, pretty solid there.

Well it’s going happen immediately user

Sorry that I’m not a science nigger. I’m sure something bad can happen from moving particles around willfully.

Anytime bro, I miss classic B

Here’s a meme

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>Wish granted user, unfortunately her good life does require to see yours not panning out as well.

So nothing's changed for me then. Cool, I figured that was the price.

This Jinn doesn’t know science that well, lay off, I’ll admit probably could of been more creative with it.

Wish granted, you must share with this Jinn (had to look it up, dope as hell)

You have given this jinn the feels, hope your night is a good one user.

Jinn, I want all the niggers dead. This includes black and white niggers.

I said happier, not ecstatic.

>not turned on

They now all have incurable Ebola, seek safety user. Wish granted

>The abused child takes care of his/orher abuser on their own.

HAH

I want my dad and sister back from death, remove 10 of november 2018, can you do that for me, both of them Happy health and not driving that day

Wish granted user, they were not driving that day, you were.

But in all seriousness, Goddamnit user, I’m sorry.

The fuck is B?

I wish to be a cute girl

lol make them a cute girl but stick them in south chicago completely naked.

Thank you, probably better if i were

Wish granted user, you are the most attractive girl in all of Afghanistan, your taliban father is pretty into his religion. Hope black is slimming with your new burka, I’ll admit it’s not that great for swimming.

I wish for the ability to fuck any female (even fantasy, anime females) without getting STDs and no pregnancy. I want the specified female ONLY to appear to my desired location, They can't refuse it and once we're done they disappear without affecting time, space or merging fantasy timelines with real timelines. Non of that bs

lol now give him a small peepee

Hey Jinn, grant me an IQ of 2500

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Wish granted, mom was a complicated man

fucking slaughter me within the next hour with a shotgun loaded with buckshot no more than 2 inches away from my face and leave my body in the open with no more alteration also not harming anyone else. please.

good one user

Wish granted user, you may summon sentient drawings and pixels to any location to fuck, let us know what fucking a 2 demential being feels like, I imagine not much depth.

Of course you can still use this on real females, but as you say they will disappear, how many will vanish for your lust? Poor girls

i wish i had a super power

Just dropping this off, nothing to wish for

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Wish granted user, unfortunately the highest a human brain is can get to is roughly 200, fret not I’ve increased the size of it and your head, you may need a neck brace for the new weight.

Granted user, miraculously, the blast didn’t outright kill you, your new brain dead state might as well as be death for you, but I wonder how long your family’s finance will keep you on that feeding tube?

bitch i said slaughter not make me a vegetable damn...

How about mind reading? Of course a super power should always be working? Let’s say you can hear every thought in a 10 mile radius, wish granted user

grant you a thank you for the bump!

I think that will leave you thoroughly defeated user, I fulfilled your wish user faithfully.

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Also top kek, wish I thought of this.


Still open for more wishes, I’m having fun,

As a recap, we have a mother fucker whose now the proud father of his brother, a pretty new girl in Afghanistan, someone being eaten by rats and a vegetable whose now draining his family’s resource.

Whose daring enough to make a new wish?

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Bump, Great thread OP

i want a panini

I want an infinite wad of 20 dollar bills

I want to overdose on heroin.

Thanks, Jinn user.

Address for delivery?

A simple request wish granted: here you are user youtu.be/1PrWA4C8eLw

Wish granted, you have an unlimited supply of sequential 20’s, try not to raise the suppositions of the IRS and US treasury and you may not want to share this info with others with jealous eyes user.

>You may notice you now have a tale, good luck when the first full moon comes
>tale

I always knew being a Saiyan would give me neat stories to tell.

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i wish for all other anons wishes to become true

Wish Granted user, luckily the narcan kicked in just in type by the paramedic, I’m sure the court order rehab will give you a new prospective on life and certainly your family’s opinion on you won’t change.

Real talk, brother died from it, you don’t think you’re life won’t hurt others it will, seek help anons suffering with depression. Your life will negatively affect others in ways you can’t even imagine.

Haha tail*, I fucked up. Haven’t watched it since OG dragon ball. Do tails still grow back?

I wish I had a net worth of $18,084,187.00 a month doing fucking nothing.

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Oh good dodge user, they are, turns out your luck is being diminished to full-fill watch out for open manholes and avoid planes. Wish granted

You are paralyzed from the neck down.

Wish granted, you now have $18,084,187.00 net worth every month but only while doing absolutely nothing, those hunger pains are setting on user. Is the net worth staring at that wall?

The Jinn would like to kindly thank anons bumping and lurking, hoping it brightens everyone’s day a little, as fun as the porn and bait threads, I enjoy bringing a little fun back to Sup Forums

Make your wishes to the Jinn, surely you can out smart me?

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Wish granted. Inflation is a bitch

Well anons it seems like the thread is dyeing, I had fun while it lasted, hope everyone is having a good night.

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I wish all the niggers died in the next 24 hours due to heart attacks

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please help me

Wish granted user; unfortunately this is seen as white racist plot specifically from white cis males. The other minorities are coming together in unison, to stop it...user the sjws are leading the charge in this.

That’s not a wish user, denied.

I wish for the ability to alter matter and energy at my will without any physical or mental repercussions, without altering any part of this reality.

I wish to win 400 million American dollars from a legally obtained lottery ticket. And recieve the money in full (minus taxes). With zero negative effects to either myself or anyone else. With no negative effects resulting from the winnings or the new lifestyle the money affords. And live a healthy long fulfilling life, as well as my friends and family. And not be stressed or burdened in any way, and not lose the money to any known or unforeseen event that would result in me or my family or anyone else being negatively affected. But be able to spend it how I see fit without a negative or damaging outside influence.


Does that cover it?

lmao you receive the money in payments of 1 cent a year

Easily enough user, you have complete control over Minecraft, change it’s energy or matter all you like, this reality remains in completely unchanged.

I said in full. Didn't say one lump sum. Fuck lol

I wish that tomorrow morning when i wake up there will be a cardboard box with two hundred fifty thousand CAD in 100 dollar bill note denominations. And nobody knows about it being there, nobodys looking for it, it is now mine.

Well this user beat me to it, wish granted, but don’t worry the payments will go to your prosperity as well.