It's 1926 in Germany, you have dinner with your family and your uncle Adolf talks about race...

It's 1926 in Germany, you have dinner with your family and your uncle Adolf talks about race, jews and his vision for a greater Germany.
What would you tell him?

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Return Deutschland to her former glory.

"Uncle Adolf, won't that form of government promote an endless power struggle rife with slave morality?"

Every single one of those 14 words

Ask for a slice of that 1 million deutschmark loaf of bread. And sit in silence while the family rants.

Don't attack Russia unless you can take over the entire goddamn country in less than a few months.

Also, nice work kicking all the Jews out and then lose the war because you couldn't invent the atom bomb.

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I'm 1/4 German, 1/4 Broadly african and 1/2 Middle Eastern. Can I live in the ethno-state?

Too much African; no.

They lost the war before Japan was nuked dumbass

one country at a time...

What would I tell Hitler....having no knowledge or culture beyond 1926....what would I tell him?

Be ready on June 6, 1944

Uncle Dolf, why is your moustache so weird?

Jesus H. Christ... Ever considered that MAYBE they wouldn't have lost if they invented the atomic bomb first?

B-b-but pharaohs were red-haired
the real redpill is that he did literally nothing wrong.

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ok, boomer

Don't invade Russia, don't send any messages to Mexico telling then to attack the U.S. conquer one place at a time with all your power.

Madagascar is the final solution.

Seek out Heisenberg, don't fight a war on two fronts and for the love of God dont try and wage a War in Russia during the winter

Germany got their asses kicked later in the war, they wouldn't have had the capabilities to launch a fucking nuke by the time a nuke was historically ready to go.

History is too big to make a difference . Even Alexander couldn't change the world. You should focus on painting and only attempt this path if it is what you want most.

Capabilities to launch a nuke? Do you even realize that the first atomic weapons were dropped like conventional bombs?

Cash out after conquering Europe.

Get his attention by mention things like centrifuges, heavy water and plutonium

Don’t russia bro, is not schwanky lanky ok dawg. Bro they come back and do some oola booga on our babes dude

they'll betray you, the jews will infiltrate your ranks, end up controlling you from the inside.
they'll paint you as a villain the world will revile you, even though you truly were it's greatest hero.
nobody will know the real history of your fight against evil, you'll fight for the worlds freedom and they'll all hate you for it.
they'll make up some bullshit about racism, which only furthers their own jew agenda of filling the world with undesirable immigrants that'll destroy everything that they're handed.

invade africa first for oil
dont attack the west
give your soldiers thicc ass clothing
rape the shit out of russia

Fuck you antisemit. Jews are wonderful and humble people. They suffered so much in history for absolutely NO REASON

Stay friends with Russia

>for absolutely NO REASON

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That's what I meant, point still stands. The war was over for Germany by the end of 1943, more than a year before the US tested the first nuke successfully

Tell him to not be a salty little bitch for failing at art school.

>A few bad apples in the basket means we should just burn the entire thing
K

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"Don't trust the Japs. They'll lead you to your demise"

Tell him how to make nukes..

GO OFF KING

Anything you say Hitler would discard and ignore and exclude you from his plan unless you come up with some sophisticated result like a detailed manual to build some advanced weaponry. You made it when german scientists sit down with you and write down everuthing you say and what makes sense. But now face the reality. Youre a nobody and you know it you couldnt give detailed info on anything of use. You are worthless even for 1926.

wait for the Soviet Union to invade Poland
you can then leverage that into France and the UK renouncing the Treaty of Versaille
If you invade first France and the UK will not care that the Soviet Union also invaded Poland and the 3 will join to destroy everything that is German
also, don't take a stance either way on the conflict between Japan and the US over control of China

Don't double cross Russia, don't ally with Japan make the US your ally, invade England early.

>>A few bad apples
And a few more...
And a few more...
And a few more....

At some point user, you need to learn when to cut your losses. The Jews invented communism and socialism, have implemented it in almost every country that it has ever been a part of, and are responsible for the deaths of hundreds of millions throughout history, as well as multiple countries that have been almost entirely enslaved for the service of their oligarchical masters (Jews), and the current flood of third world immigrants into Europe and the US, the massive power of the UN which can at any time take away your rights and declare your part of the country "international territory," the complete takeover of commerce and disparity of wealth, and the ruination of centuries to millennia old traditions and cultures in the modern era.


There have been more than a "few" bad fucking apples.

Tell him I want to suck his fat dick.

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And who the fuck are you to tell hitler should listen to you instead of his highly decorated seasoned generals? Idiot see you in the concentration camp

ok boomer

This

Don't you ever put troops in Russian Soil. Keep your eyes on the Prize. And Listen to Heinrich and work towards a cooperation with the West.

>Source: fictional book called The Bible

...point still stands...
Motherfucker, is it getting through to your thick skull that the Americans developed the first atomic weapons with no small effort of the JEWISH SCIENTISTS that the great glorious übermenliches Overlord Shitler kicked out of his white-boy circle jerk daydream of a nation?

Eh, biblical conquest are fine to me. Usually the other countries were the aggressors.

Besides that they were usually some flavor of polytheistic, which always turns out savages.

Fire up the oven. Set to 475, 1 hour bake time.

Hitler was very heavily in occultism
so I would roll my eyes back, start shaking, then give the advise in a gravelly voice
the I would go limp and deny any knowledge of what I said

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ok jew.

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Wrong war, user

those numbers are considered to be historical fact by most Jews
and they view it as the Israelites fulfilling the will of god
whether those events actually happened or not, it shows that the Jews fully support genocide so long as it benefits Jews

Oh it's very apparent to me BUT THEY DIDNT TEST THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL ONE UNTIL 1945. like i said, Germany was done by the end of 43. Did you connect those dots yet? Hold on I'll wait for your lizard brain to take action.

Don't invent celery. Although it will be the thing you're least remembered for, it will leave a bad taste in the mouth.

Yeah, like having a goddamn doomsday device wouldn't have made a difference after 1943 because ThEy WeRe aLlReAdY dOnE bY tHeN...

Final attempt to get the point across: if the Germans hadn't implemented their retarded and unscientific race-bullshit, maybe they would've been the first ones to invent the A-bomb and maybe it would have come soon enough for them to win the war.

That's it. I'm done trying.

That's Jew propaganda, made to discredit someone they don't like.

He never tried to time travel, contact aliens, or enlist sorcerers in his army, numbnuts. Stop watching the History channel and read a book.

i dont think hitler hated africans, mostly just jews,slavs and gypsies

this

>implying germany had a proper bomber in ww2
Nice inverted v12 and other overcomplicated never working shit retard krauts

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Sure I will entertain your what if. They definitely could have won if they kept the scientist Jews and got them to do the research. Who would they have nuked though? Their own neighbors?

i think hitler liked muslims tho

yeah user explain how the fuck do you build a nuke, or just ask kim how to make it, it seems quite simple

Tell him I wanna fuck a black bitch.

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>your uncle Adolf talks
ok boomer

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London would be an excellent strategic choice, yes.

"Ok boomer"

put two lumps of uranium that are individually a sub-critical mass but combined are a critical mass at opposite ends of a tube
shoot the lumps at each other

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