Sex with Celebs. Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Sex with Celebs. Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

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My mum's dyke friend fucked Julia Bradbury.

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Is she an out gayer?

Are you Eric Andre? And yes, I fucked uma Thurman a long time ago.

What is famous for you bro?

I had sex with Debbe Dunnings daughter.

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She's never come out, but its relatively well known that she likes women. Dunno if she's bi or gay.

Not the OP, but the standard I would use for famous is that they have a wikipedia article.

Had sex with Chessie Moore 10 years ago. I didn't last long. Wish I knew that she fucked dogs at the time. That was my fetish.

I fucked a girl who was on my country's synchronised swimming olympic team.
Not celeb on her own but her team made bronze in the olympics the next year so...

Great larp thread

Yeah, when I was 15 I was sold to pic related for a week.

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my friend fucked a girl who claimed to be carrie underwoods sister. she wasnt and she did not look anything like her either

>friend fucked
what's that lol

Ashley Greene years ago when I was living in Siena.

I remember you! Love your stories.

was her episode scripted because I felt so bad for her when he was all up in her face lmao, you could see the palpable discomfort all over her face and body language, even getting her to reveal a nervous tick she has with her mouth, though I found that a little cute, weirdly enough.

Tell us more what the fuck

We were at Berkeley together. Before she was famous, obviously.

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Hello user! Thank you. ^^

My dad was a diplomat, I went with him to a summit in 1988 (not saying which, but you can figure it out with Google if you’re so inclined) that Papa (Colonel Gaddafi) attended. I’d had a crush on him and at the reception dinner the first night I stared at him until he noticed me. My dad wasn’t a great guy and abused Benzos to the point of half functionality in the evenings. A couple of ladies showed up and my father sold me off thinking he was getting paid 35k for me to attend a seminar on women’s role in the Koran. Best week of my life.

What happened to you then?

I'm fairly well known so if I beat off, does that count?
>Inb4 post timestamp and cock

technically yes

Eh, wined and dined like a princess, lost my virginity in every hole. It was...a learning experience to say the least. Fell in love, never fell out. Was going to go to Libya after the fact, but my father intercepted some letters and put an end to it. Made me put my son up for adoption, after trying to make me abort, only recently found him through a dna test. My dad was an ass.

Did you only sleep with Gaddafi?

I know from your stories that you've done a lot of shit with Gaddafi. Looking back, what's one sexual experience you think everyone should try at least once - for guys and gals?

Check em.

And yes, just Papa. I was inexperienced, only ever really masturbated with a pillow between my legs, so he was all I could handle.

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Hm...Well, my personal favorite is oral, giving rather than receiving. There really isn’t anything like having a hard dick in your mouth, yum. For guys I’d say getting a girl pregnant, it’s really the ultimate in dominating a woman’s body. I enjoyed it as well.

Let's say I were to become the next Gadaffi...
What tips would you offer if I wanted to groom a young teen to live with me?

this is some sad pathetic larp holy fuck

No one on Sup Forums has ever fucked anyone

It's real dude. I remember the thread she posted in several months ago.

>something something stories posted are fake
yeah okay I believe you wink wink

if masturbation counts as sex, then yes ;)

Well, be charismatic and kind, let her come to you, after all, you’d be very suave no?

Not a larp lol

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what does this prove? you're a woman, good job. again, nice larp and that's a really strange fetish you've created for yourself

I forgot to add, nice handwriting lol

Oh my, you look to have amazing tits

Well, I have a medal he gave me from one of his epaulets.

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Pic related, you can see it here.

Thank you!

You flatter me user.

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Medal for best sucking in Libya

Anna is a schizophrenic fantasist.
The medal is fake as anybody who could Arabic will tell you

Damn good looking man, it's a shame he went full bonkers

Well, like I said here it’s one of my favorites, er, was ha. Took some getting used to, (I was 15, but maybe the size of a 13 year old) but after awhile it was great! I could cum from doing it.

>I could cum from doing it
Proof that this is a larp

Women can be conditioned to do this.

How much proof do you skeptics need?

Open Bob
Show vagene

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Let's see those tits, you know the rules

Best I can answer is that I masturbated within maybe 10 feet of a local celebrity and shot my load.

Pic related

He was incredibly handsome. I loved him.

It was the first time I’d ever been touched, my brain hadn’t become desensitized by porn because it was the 80s.

Out of respect for Papa I don’t do nudes.

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If there's not tits then you're not even the original, let alone worth paying attention to.

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>I came from giving oral
This kills the larp

Who said anything about nudes? Bra is fine to fulfill the sacred rules!

oh shit guess I was wrong.
you don't see how you were groomed and psychologically conditioned to fall for this man or do you refuse to acknowledge that truth?

I’ve never shown my tits though user. In a swimsuit or a bra once, but that’s it.

See my response above. Though I find it funny you anons find that hard to believe.

how did someone like you having gone through something you could prolific like this end up on here of all places?

*could call

You can find them in the archive. I’ve done it so much I can’t be fucked to do it anymore.

Well, to be fair I’d had a crush on him since I saw him on a news report at 9 years old. The whole reason he noticed me was because I was staring at him and he glanced my way. He didn’t need to do much, I came to him willingly.

I was doing research on the Libyan ‘revolution’ in 2011 and ended up on a rekt thread. Fell down the rabbit hole so to speak.

Do you adorn the characters after the word is finished, the sentence, or the individual character? Always been curious about this.

Me personally after the word, but I’m sure it varies from individual to individual. My first language is Italian, second English, I only picked up Arabic by virtue of living in that area for awhile, so I’m not the baseline demographic.

yeah but I have a Wikipedia article and no one fucking knows who I am

how old are you now?

I slept with Miley so

I had a threesome with the Olsen twins before they were famous.

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I’m 46, my son is 30. ^^

before she was famous, Adele gave me a quick one-two pump hand-job in the back of a taxi. Does that count?

trippy. well, nice chatting with you and proving me wrong. hope life fares well for you. peace, fellow weirdo

lol
genuine laugh out of me

>My mum's dyke friend

Buddy I've got to tell you something.... Women only have dike friends for one reason..... sorry!

My pleasure user, take care out there.

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lmao

Sure

Sweet Lord I never would've guessed you were 46 from the looks of your skin and body. Care to show us more of it?

details?

I did, I was her first female partner haha

You flatter me user. Here’s one I guess.

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Oh my thank you

Larp or no larp, you have my full and complete attention

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quit being a fag

You flatter me user, ha. Thank you.

Lolll cry more, please. Your tears empower me.

Imagine being this butthurt

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What does your son look like? Does he take after Kaddafi?

Very much so as far as facial features are concerned. I can’t post his face because of obvious reasons, but here’s him when we went to get all you can eat lobster recently. His hair is really curly like his dad’s, but blonde like mine (I’ll post my pic for reference), but a deeper blonde. He had to tie it up because it kept getting in the way of his lobster meal lol.

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And me. My hair is mostly straight, kinda wavy.

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I know a girl who fucked dimebag darrel

How deep does this rabbit hole go? Shits crazy.

I fucked Emma Bunton at a charity auction in London back in 2008. I didn't know she was famous till after I got back stateside. It did make me feel better about getting dumped for it after my gf found her pics on my phone. I miss the fuck out of that phone.

Another story for another day user. ^^

Well yeah. I've told the story before that I caught my mum making out with her best friend.

Didn't she say in an interview that she first went with a woman when she was like 14?

does that include infamous ?
.

I used to be fuck buddies with a woman who ended up on a network television program and a dozen or so movies. She was never a star or even a costar, just a supporting actress and a damn good lay.

Heading to bed anons. See you in the next thread. Night!

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We were 15 but yeah

thats daffy colonel kadaffi.

nato wasted him,

but libya's still a mess

NATO killed papa.

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Reminds me that her first time with a guy was supposedly with Liam Hemsworth when she 15 and he was 20. There was also that alleged blowjob pic of her when she was about that she too.

I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces several years ago.

>sold
you're a prostitute then. I'm sure there are a lot of prostitutes that were purchased by well known people but you keep clinging to your experience with a sandnigger warlord. it sounds like it was the only notable thing about your pathetic whore life

wow

dam fags

This actually sounds vaguely believable.