How long would you last?
How long would you last?
24 seconds.
i dunno, like 2 mins?
However long it takes to pump twice
Cum in my pants and then once I could get it in, maybe one pump
>inb4 self-loathing pedotard
Probably a good hour
1 millenium
Because of my cut, desinsitzed dick. And the fact I tap daily. Probably no longer than an hour or two.
>Because of my cut, desinsitzed dick. And the fact I tap daily. Probably no longer than an hour or two.
>I watch a lot of porn, so I'm pretty good in bed
>Probably a good hour
>be me
>beat my dick raw a few times as a teen
>my dick loses sensitivity
>now its takes at least 10-15 minutes to nut if I'm in a rush
It depends, am I fucking her or or she pegging me?
>be me
>beat my dick raw everyday since 12
>can still cum in 2 mins at 22
Do people really have issues lasting long in bed with hot chicks? Must suck...
>be me
>do as you did
>eve of 30th birthday
>girl rides my dick to steal my fearsome wizard powers and become succubus
>my training was not in vain
>become wizard at 12:00AM
>bust nut at 12:02AM
>YOU_HAVE_NO_POWER_HERE.png
>Do people really have issues lasting long in bed with hot chicks? Must suck...
Ha, not close.
Sure thing, peanut dick.
>"nice breeder"
>"kik?"
>"hot af she reminds me of my ex lol"
>has never had a gf
>"fapping for her"
>"does her name begin with an A?"
>"I'd force my cock down her throat"
>responds to even the most horrifyingly grotesque of posts asking for more
>"you got kik?"
>"rate my wife"
>"u mad nigger?"
>"I wanna rearrange her guts like a car crash"
>catches glimpse of reflection in computer screen and tries not to cry
>"sure thing kid"
>"got kik?"
>"would breed"
>"I thought summer was over?"
>wonders why farts hurt and smell of burnt rubber and old garbage
>"you got kik?"
>"good girl"
>"spread your legs for me beautiful "she's got me diamonds bro"
>"mmmm nice slampiggy"
>"would rape"
>"she wouldn't be able to walk when I was finished with her lol"
>"kik?"
They’ve got pills for people like you
So true.
Please post a pic of yourself so we can all see what a stud you are LOL
Still no pill for your peanut dick, unfortunately.
52ms
Nice bait, find a gay or trans thread if you want a pic of a dude. No one gives a shit if you like men, get over it.
30 seconds, then 2 minutes, then probably 25-30
42 minutes, fucking. Then as long as she can stsnd, making her cum repeatedly so she comes back for more.
HAHAHAHA! Embarrassing. Definitely ugly as sin. Probably a virgin.
Holy shit. It's literally you.
Assuming you can even get it up. Masturbation-induced impotence is a thing.
With that fucking face? Infinity.
Aaaand there he is.
It is?
I am the god of sex.
This. A butterface if I've ever seen one.