How long would you last?

How long would you last?

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24 seconds.

i dunno, like 2 mins?

However long it takes to pump twice

Cum in my pants and then once I could get it in, maybe one pump

>inb4 self-loathing pedotard

Probably a good hour

1 millenium

Because of my cut, desinsitzed dick. And the fact I tap daily. Probably no longer than an hour or two.

>Because of my cut, desinsitzed dick. And the fact I tap daily. Probably no longer than an hour or two.

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>I watch a lot of porn, so I'm pretty good in bed

>Probably a good hour

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>be me
>beat my dick raw a few times as a teen
>my dick loses sensitivity
>now its takes at least 10-15 minutes to nut if I'm in a rush

It depends, am I fucking her or or she pegging me?

>be me
>beat my dick raw everyday since 12
>can still cum in 2 mins at 22

Do people really have issues lasting long in bed with hot chicks? Must suck...

>be me
>do as you did
>eve of 30th birthday
>girl rides my dick to steal my fearsome wizard powers and become succubus
>my training was not in vain
>become wizard at 12:00AM
>bust nut at 12:02AM
>YOU_HAVE_NO_POWER_HERE.png

>Do people really have issues lasting long in bed with hot chicks? Must suck...

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Ha, not close.

Sure thing, peanut dick.

>"nice breeder"
>"kik?"
>"hot af she reminds me of my ex lol"
>has never had a gf
>"fapping for her"
>"does her name begin with an A?"
>"I'd force my cock down her throat"
>responds to even the most horrifyingly grotesque of posts asking for more
>"you got kik?"
>"rate my wife"
>"u mad nigger?"
>"I wanna rearrange her guts like a car crash"
>catches glimpse of reflection in computer screen and tries not to cry
>"sure thing kid"
>"got kik?"
>"would breed"
>"I thought summer was over?"
>wonders why farts hurt and smell of burnt rubber and old garbage
>"you got kik?"
>"good girl"
>"spread your legs for me beautiful "she's got me diamonds bro"
>"mmmm nice slampiggy"
>"would rape"
>"she wouldn't be able to walk when I was finished with her lol"
>"kik?"

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They’ve got pills for people like you

So true.

Please post a pic of yourself so we can all see what a stud you are LOL

Still no pill for your peanut dick, unfortunately.

52ms

Nice bait, find a gay or trans thread if you want a pic of a dude. No one gives a shit if you like men, get over it.

30 seconds, then 2 minutes, then probably 25-30

42 minutes, fucking. Then as long as she can stsnd, making her cum repeatedly so she comes back for more.

HAHAHAHA! Embarrassing. Definitely ugly as sin. Probably a virgin.

Holy shit. It's literally you.

Assuming you can even get it up. Masturbation-induced impotence is a thing.

With that fucking face? Infinity.

Aaaand there he is.

It is?

I am the god of sex.

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This. A butterface if I've ever seen one.