You hate Dan because you're jealous. You wish you could be as based as he is.
You hate Dan because you're jealous. You wish you could be as based as he is
Carter Ross
Jeremiah Brown
ok boomer
Julian Rogers
the guy's a fat slob,only reason his dick has ever touched a vagina is because americans are stupid and obsessed with celebritys
Charles Cruz
Exactly. You wish you were as lucky and as cunning as Dan the fucking Man!
Brody Ward
No, I hate Dan because he's a furry and a Jew.
Levi Cruz
As footfag yes, can confirm.
Brody Martinez
>tfw you will never have a threesome with prime Icarlys
Not gonna lie, Dan the Van is my guilty role model.
Sebastian Taylor
I get hating him for being a Jew, but furry? Really? Be cool, dude.
Gabriel Morgan
Did she did it?
Bentley Williams
I am being cool. You know what's not cool? Two hot, sweaty Jews in fursuits yiffing.
Austin Ortiz
>tfw you will never have a threesome with prime Icarlys
user, stop. You're going to make me get emotional.
Luke Ward
forget his name
Henry Flores
Unironically, I know a lot of based furries.
Jason Ramirez
Dan "Cum Inside Her" Schneider
Caleb Perez
I can't save Miranda of herself. Not fair.
Jack Brown
Dan "Is That The FBI Outside-a" Schneider
Isaac Myers
This is that pose when a nigga is thinking "I could do literally whatever I want with her and get away with it."
Blake Turner
Like the dude that lost his hands?
John Stewart
IMAGINE
Eli Gonzalez
>the dude that lost his hands
Which dude is that?
Lucas Gomez
Two dudes in the back are fags on Sup Forums hate-posting about The Man.
Isaiah Lewis
Jealous of a guy who can bury his nose in the sweaty soles of qt3.14 15 year olds whenever he wants? Who wouldn't?
Asher Turner
Shut up you fucking worthless kike shill jew
Wyatt Carter
Brody Reed
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
JUSTICE FOR MIRANDA
Nolan Taylor
She obviously likes being used and abused.
Ian Fisher
Hi, C. How are you doing?
Dominic Cook
Quite contented; thank you kindly for asking.
Jeremiah Jackson
So happy to hear it. Something new to share with us?
Christian Long
The real Miranda is at the '3022' screening at AFM, faggots.
Noah Hall
Sadly, nothing new. Only a reminder of facts everyone should be aware of, already.
Grayson Wilson
Yeah, all we know it ;_;
Was the Halloween "party" as big as planned? loved your dress btw.
Andrew Peterson
Heard she will be naked at the movie. Fingers crossed, guys.
Julian Morales
He made some great shows.
Kevin Sanchez
Sometimes, good art requires some sacrifices.
Jonathan Lee
Just in case, thanks for posting the Halloween pics last Saturday. You are the best waifu ever.
Thomas Davis
Wonder if the college gang bang really happened. Too hot to be true.
Hudson Scott
Like all the abuse victims, she is studying psychology.
Josiah Long
I'd expect an abuse victim to also experiment with reckless sexual behavior in college, as well.
Liam Gutierrez
>reckless sexual behavior
Elaborate a bit, I'm curious.
Adam Kelly
Hope she's okay now.
Tyler Sanders
Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd
Kevin Young
millions of cucks and trap lovers out there... but little dick dan getting more play then any of those faggot little incels
Aiden Wright
We all know she is too pure to be naked on-screen, user. But one man can dream sigh
Jaxson Cooper
greentext? just for science
Ethan James
What a god...
Gabriel Ortiz
And is that good or bad? What do you think?
Brandon Ward
>pure
I have some news for you, buddy...
Charles Taylor
Sup Forums memes aside, Miranda has literally zero scandals to date. Never heard nothing bad about her, she is the ex-teen star with the most clean reputation probably.
Sebastian Peterson
Just imagine her dick sucking lips around your dick, user.
Justin Hall
So true.
Ian King
i'm imaging my dick sucking lips around her dick
Cooper Ortiz
Christian Wright
That's so funny in a so pervy way, C.
Owen Thomas
Carter Lopez
Hudson Robinson
fpbp
Alexander Harris
Bitch was born to be facialabused. Hot af
Luis Johnson
+1000000000000000000000000000000
Levi Gonzalez
Fucking whore. The ground is disgusting.
Adam Turner
William Gray
Are you still here, C? Tell us something.
Jacob Taylor
nudes when
Joshua Morgan
Landon Barnes
Luis Smith
Parker Evans
You are crazy if you believe the real Miranda post here.
Gavin Williams
Jaxon James
Ryder Brooks
Read at Sup Forums Jenette lives literally in poverty. You guys think Miranda helps her pay the bills?
Oliver Butler
Evan Lopez
Angel Butler
she lives that way intentionally because she's smart, not because she's poor
Jace Murphy
Jaxson Carter
That's a quiet Yes.
Jaxson Gonzalez
Nathan Thompson
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
Chase Thomas
Austin Green
I love this copypasta
Chase Thomas
Real or true?
Dominic Parker
I miss slutty Miley...
Leo Cruz
>"but you were in iCarly"
Michael Morris
Charles Sullivan
>copypasta
nah, really happened
Christopher Peterson
NO SLUTTING IN MY LOBBY
Samuel Ramirez
>>Couch casts, mind controls multiple starlets such as Ariana Grande, Amanda Bynes,Jami Lynn Spears and Victoria Justice while they appear at prime time TV backstage. Mind controlling them into becoming perfect little girls.
>>Gets ''excused'' by Nickelodeon for 7 million dollar because he's simply too unstoppable. Bails out just at right time when #metoo movement has too much influence om Hollywood.
>>Leaves pathetic zoomies in dust that never will get the chance at a same type of Hollywood position. Leaves them eat shit and scraps he left behind. Doesn't even realize it.
Brody Fisher
Levi Turner
BASED
Kevin Nguyen
>Couch casts
So jelly
Kevin Reyes
Completely shaved vagina. My kinda girl.
Levi Thomas
Julian Morris
Ok zoomer
Ian Carter
Julian Murphy
I love Dan the hymen collider Schneider!! Fuck you!!
Zachary Allen
Pile-driving Victoria Justice while gothic girl rims his juicy anus (He forgot after first time of meeting her).
Ryan Perry
nj
Carter Gray
continue
what he did to Ariana or the Icarlys.
Jordan Jenkins
Who is this precious human being?
Nathan Price
aubrey
Aaron Diaz