I'm bored. Tell me about your kinks/fetishes, user

I'm bored. Tell me about your kinks/fetishes, user.

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I like to wear ladies underpants. I am not a lady.

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Trivia: Hawking used to frequent Freedom Acres, a swingers club 70ish miles east of Los Angeles.

Belly button piercings and stomach growls.
AMA, and I'll tell you whatever you care to know.

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I like to watch women smoke/ have sex while they smoke

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I had a girlfriend from Pakistan, she wasn't Muslim but she used to love "making" me wear a hijab. She made a huge deal of it whenever I put one on voluntarily in the morning, calling me woman, and wife. She was batshit and we broke up eventually but I still have a huge collection of scarves that I still love to wear when I'm at home.

My current GF is from India and loves it when I wear a sari. A silk sari and a silk hijab is the ultimate comfy day at home to me now.

I think I have a thing for being an oppressed woman from a fucked up culture.

Facesitting. It is literally the best thing. The weight, the pressure, the smell, the domination.

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Beautiful women being eaten, be it cannibalism, cooked or more of a vore scenario with a monster or beast

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Urethral sounding. Fun!

i call it a texas omelette....who wants the recipe.i also like gun play,

Short skirts
Gymnasts

Headscissors. The thighs. The pressure. The domination. I jerked off to it for a while then had an experience IRL.

>Be me 19 y/o user
>Go down on this girl
>She moans hard
>Keep going for a couple minutes
>When she cums she squeezes my head as hard as she can with her thighs and cums on my face

Didn't even ask for it. But liked it ever since.

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I love the domination part, but the smell aspect kills my wood.

fisting, and gaping assholes,cracking an egg or two inside from a distance, salt, pepper, shredded cheese, long pour milk, then blend hard.

If she showers before it's heaven. Or like in yoga pants.

feets.

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Traps.
Squirting.
MMF orgies (where everyone fucks everyone, not just women with men).

plastic sheets,heater on full and like three bottles of lube. super slippery and you cant get the smells off for days

fart play

I'm a 46 year old man, and I have a tinder profile offering £1,000 for one off, half hour of sex. I have free pick of all the 18 year olds nearby, and essentially all of them swipe right because they figure they'll never see me again and nobody has to know.
I meet them, I spank them, we fuck, ends with me cumming in their mouth and swallow. What they don't know is I set up hidden cameras to record it all, and because tinder shows their first name I can usually find them on facebook. I save all their facebook pics and details along with the hidden videos.
I then check back every few months to see if they've got a boyfriend, and jack off looking at the photo of them smiling with the happy guy, and playing the video of them sucking my daddy dick. It feels great knowing the poor boyfriend doesn't know her secret. I love walking past groups of teenage boys knowing how many girls I've spiked, thinking they could well fall in love with someone who never lets them know how much of a slut she's been.

yes! or hitting the gym and licking all creases and cracks.

I don't know, if a girl asked me to suck on her toes I would do it. But like I've tried to get into feet but it just doesn't do it for me.

i read this with an old creeper voice and yes very good. good job, you should extort them for money

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make them jerk you off with their feet while you eat them out. its cool

Asian french speaking girls in white shorts

I've literally been into it my whole life. One time I did it with this fatty, I could smell the stink on my face for hours. I showered but I did not get the stink off.

Forced orgasm and orgasm denial. I've spent days edging before, came so hard my dick whistled a couple times. Other than that I'm just really into oral, giving, getting, whatever. My last ex stayed with me for so long just because I'd eat her out until her legs went numb.

I've gained a sweat fetish recently. Like fucking after workouts or long days at the range, either one or both of us could be sweaty but it really gets me off. Especially because sweat smells so nice if it's fresh.

unless they are long shorts

So nobody cares?

I'd have a girl sit on my chest and put her feet on my face.

I hate Jeansdealers.

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user what the fuck?

gross.

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Lesbian seducing straight girls, or straight girls experimenting

Surprisingly common fetish

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I enjoy whip cream farts.

Farts in general can be a fetish.

My man.

But it's a bottomless fetish. I mean you'll never do it, I hope you're not going to do it IRL.

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>BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Had a lot of facesitting done in my day. My favorite thing in life.

A fart to the face is a delicacy

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Anthro and fat stuff. (I don’t get into the furry culture, tho. I only like some of the porn.)

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What female wears long shorts? Lmao

But yeah, I guess I agree

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Chastity. Just to jerk off and fantasize to. Would not do IRL.

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Literal boner killer

I hate SJWs but for some reason love short hair on women.

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It can be roleplayed. As long as you keep it camp and whimsical, cartoonish and fairytale, you can get there. At least I can

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Ballbusting. I would have a girl knee me in the balls or squeeze my balls.

How do you actually talk a girl into that?

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First time on Sup Forums... was not disappointed

Over half of the women I've slept with have been happy to indulge me in some form of roleplay. The trick is not to present yourself as fucking weirdo, incel or in any way damaged. I'm generally handsome, of sound mind, my closest friends are women, I'm fairly progressive - most of the guys here would have a field day calling me all manner of names. It's generally very clear that I have zero intention of actually hurting anybody. And in practice it's just BDSM with some flavour text and window dressing.

Girl on girl humiliation.

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How does this even happen?
Like how do you start liking something like this?

Is that a fetish or a personality disorder?

Sissy
Bondage
Femdom
Chastity
Humiliation
Lingerie
Blackmail

Getting beaten, more specifically slapped by sexy wamem

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It's on my bucket list to find someone talking about me on missed connections craigslist. If I ever find myself being talked about or searched for I will literally drop whatever the fuck I'm doing and meet up. The anticipation is my fetish.

newfag

I have a strong breeding/pregnancy fetish

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french speaking asians, duh

I haven't run into any, but your positive viewpoint is convincing

me too, specially toward a family member, a sister or a cousin. sadly I have no sister. but I often fantasize about having a sister-wife

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watch your mouth you little shit lol, how does anyone get into anything, they fucking like it. if i like to watch shit happen onto glass its because i like it. Many people like roast porn. i like to punch em in the damn throat when they complain about the heat.

For me it firmly had its roots in fairytales. Pretty girls, Little Red Riding Hood, Gretel, princesses in countless stories... The monsters wanted to eat them. I guess at some young age during my development there was crossed wires, misinterpreted sexual feelings (because these things were always metaphors for sex) and here I am today

Fetish, doesn't impact my day to day relationships with people at all

degeneracy*

I mean life is pretty sweet so... okay?

Your not special here

Hodling ~700 BTC.
Become horny everytime I look at my blockfolio screen, no matter the crash.

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red fucking, sucking, all of it, the heavier the flow the better. they call me the human tampon,

Easy boomer.

My blood Brother!

i like to stay dirty and collect smegma and then insert smegma balls into my partner when she cant see and blame her for being a filthy whore

Kinda like the egg guy but with ashes, gape the ass and use it as an ash tray. I especially like when the ash lands in the crack and i brush it into the hole. I dont put the butt in there, just the ashes.