What are your weirdest experiences

what are your weirdest experiences

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i hugged a girl once

this nigga got cooties.

licked my cousins feet

i got the fuckin big sad. best i can do

NIGGER YOU FUCKING WHAT

got invited to a party once

I had a girl sneeze directly on my face, felt like a spray bottle. It was pretty hot if you ask me

fucked a glass coke bottle

she didn't mind it that much. I had to expiriance foot faggotry

with my ass btw

Paranormal shit in Salem
>story?

I used to routinely peel carrots and stuff them in my ass while jerking off to furry porn. I would choose the thickest one too.

>story
tell it nigger

go ahead faggot

yeah thats not okay

have you tried a coke bottle?

A ghost helped me make a vase out of clay once.

Now I am older and have a buttplug. Maybe I’ll sit on one in the future, but my ass can’t handle all that right now.

you can always try with increasingly bigger size dildoes as you go on evenrually it'll fit without much effort

fucked a guy in his car, really enjoyed it...but then it kept going, and going...and eventually I started wondering if there was a problem. He was hard and seemed to be enjoying it, but he didn't come. I asked him about it, and he said it's because he couldn't stretch his legs out, which was really uncomfortable so he couldn't come. we must have been fucking for a solid 30 mins, and then I sucked him off for a while too. Eventually he was like, "please, don't worry about it, as long as you enjoyed it we're good."

I felt like such a failure, and it was awkward as hell. But he wanted to fuck again, hit me up the next day, so it must not have been awful for him. Help me, user. It was very weird.

>be me
>19 at the time
>sharing apt. with friend in Salem
>apt. has a crossroads that lead to bedrooms, bathroom, and a short hallway that leads to living room
>bedrooms are across from each other, living and bathroom are across
>living room window can naturally light the hallway from the sun/moon
>one day friend is out 2 days for visiting family
>only one in the apt.
>wake up one night to the front door closing
>totiredtogetup.jpg
>watch my bedroom door to see if he peaks
>shadow goes from the right side outline of the door, to the bottom, then left
>hear bathroom door open, then close
>look outside my window to see if his car is in the lot
>nope.wav
>exit my room, knock on thr bathroom door
>no response
>open it slowly
>bathroom window that is slim as fuck is open
>sleep with lights on until he gets back

cool

sounds good, keep going

keep it going

Thats all, forgot to end is on a mental note

That day still gives me the creeps, havent had anything like that

could it be just an autismo kick?

Nah, I could tell it real, otherwise the lights would not have turned on

>tfw a nigger breaks into your house and takes a shit in your toilet and you end up thinking it was a ghost

I bet he was on antidepressants

that's a possibility. I wish he would just tell me, since I felt like an idiot.

If he's not on antidepressants, is it possible he wasn't enjoying the sex but still maintained an erection for that long?

If it was a nigger I would have just seen floating eyeballs and teeth

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My cousin was touching my penis with her feet, we were both like 15 at the time. She could feel it through the shorts I was wearing and I think she liked it, but I don’t really know.

try bringing that one up at family dinner