Hey Sup Forums, can you help me tidy up my suicide plan? I know that the best and most painless way is with Helium, but my purchases are monitored and I'd like to be able to do it with non-suspicious at-home items. Here's what I've got:
Part 1 >Effective immediately >No water or food intake, with use of chapstick to make it less uncomfortable
Part 2 >Week or so after Part 1, ~Midnight >Take a bottle of Ibuprofen and down every pill (I'd estimate there's over 100 200mg pills inside still)
Part 3 >As soon as the effects of Ibuprofen kick in >Stab self in stomach with a sharp knife 1-3 timesin bed, try to pass out
Do you guys think this is an okay plan? If not, how could it be better?
eat a fuckton of tylenol. not suspicious at all, everyone takes it. guaranteed to kill you. horrible, painful death, only to be revived in the hospital with your liver completely destroyed. now you get to die a horrible, painful death again, with plenty of time to regret eating all those pills.
Gavin Lee
do not be a pussy just jump off a tall building there you go. PAINLESS!
Mason Butler
>walk out side. find somthing more than 8 feet off the ground >attach neck to object via rope >jump nigger >neck should break before object or rope >shit pants >profit
Instead of killing yourself, live and strive! oh and pls send me some money for this attempt at saving your life, im so poor and fucked. I will now use pictures from a family-friendly video of couple of guys who love cats so everybody knows its me!
Use dry ice!!! You can make it yourself with a CO2 fire extinguisher and you´ll sleep in and suffocate without realizing a thing
David Bell
punch hole in cealing find crossbeam, hang self from cross beam. shit will hold. p.s. you have to jump and not let yourself ease into the noose... hanging aint no fun if your alive unless you tryna jerk it while you go...
Carson Stewart
stop it john. what would yo mama think about this
Jordan Miller
The final faptier..
John Murphy
reported to FBI. Have fun at your next suicide prevention meeting faggot.
Parker Mitchell
How much dosage will cause immediate unconsciousness? The idea's good but I want to avoid any symptoms I can.
Hunter Lopez
man I may be a half-cripple in severe physical pain but at least I'm not in this fucker's shoes anymore LMAO
Christian Johnson
Won't this cause Carbon Asphyxiation?
Sebastian Allen
However, if you do kill yourself, I'll make a nice lil' mini shrine for you from the money, every hero needs a statue. You will be remembered more than any of your former friends, that's for sure.
Use dry ice!!! You can make it yourself with a CO2 fire extinguisher and you´ll sleep in and suffocate without realizing a thing
Christian Hughes
Ok boomer
Ethan Howard
> wants to kill self >is giant faggot and makes 3 part plan that takes like 2 weeks >is happy for 1 day, eats anything, drinks anythin, anyone actually pays attention tho them for 5 minutes.... plan fails this my fellow Sup Forumstards is how not to plan a scuiside...
Down a bottle of aspirin and stab your femoral artery. It'll be painful but you'll black out it seconds and you'll be dead of blood loss long before the ambulance arrives. Also don't fucking do it, I tried to kill myself 3 years ago and once it was all over and I left the hospital I regretted doing it.