ITT we design a Sup Forums electric scooter

ITT we design a Sup Forums electric scooter.
Dubs can add feature
Trips can add or remove feature.

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Option for dildo as a seat

Loudly blares ALL STAR as long as it's moved. Can not be turned off

It has four wheels and no handles

It’s made out of a million tiny scooters.

It makes you gay instantly

A cup holder for my drink

Add ricardo as a seat, must insert his dick to ride

has a 4.5L V6 twin turbo engine with 800 hp to power a generator that powers a 5v motor on the rear wheel.

Dildo seat
Faggot ignition switch (only fags can wield the SCOOT)
rainbow LED rims
horn that plays a snippet of the commie anthem

Add rocketfuel engine

reroll

Horn now screams

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK

I think we give it bigger wheels with spikes and a seat, and something we can put our feet on. Maybe a bigger engine, something that screams “I couldn’t be more erect”. I think it’ll be a hit with douchebag college kids and old guys who are convinced they’re bad boys.

Yotsuba's face on the front as a faceplate for the scooter

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Dildo handle bars

It has a %50 chance for the lithium batteries to spontaneously light on fire while riding

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Fire

It squeaks loudly when going full speed.

Replace front wheel with large car tire

You're describing my E-TWOW scooter. Rides nicely, but if you don't feed it silicone lube on rubber parts, it squeaks more than your moms sextoy

Made entirely out of CP.

Weight cannot exceed 240 pounds

Um... Spartan dashboard which has real analog gauges for battery current and battery voltage. No speedometer.

5 kW motor choked down to legal 250W 25 km/h, unless you enter secret combination with throttle and brake

finally something gets done in this fucking thread

Combination is 42069

Rolling for this

a set of balls and sack under each handlebar similar to a girls tassels on a bike

Wheels are square

wireless headphones that come w/ the scooter. the scooter has a small spot where you can charge them as you ride, like airpods.

even though this would probably cause a handful of accidents it’s worth a shot.

Rolling for this once again

Thank you for the support!

Girl magnet

You mean midget

Rerererole

No, magnet, like Borat wanted. youtube.com/watch?v=3EwrfNebkPw

A speaker at the back of the scooter which when the scooter is activated starts playing gay orgy sounds while screaming OP

Angry birds shouting scooter

Reroll

Rerolling for the midget

Sprays brake fluid reserve if stolen

Roll of support once more

entirely remove handles and the post the handles are on

Finally another get

Seagull perch, so you can't leave them outside without having seagull fly there and shit all over the thing

this has become a very efficient scooter so far holy shit

Rerolling to support the reroller

Reroll x2

Reroll x3

OP here.
Here is the feature list.
> 5 kW motor choked down to legal 250W 25 km/h, unless you enter secret combination with throttle and brake
>Sprays brake fluid reserve if stolen

Integrated dick scanner biometrics

Fuck you I'm not done rolling for the dildo handle bars

Fuck op again gib dildo

Real ABS brakes.

Pneumatic system. (Brakes + tank + compressor + suspension)

why not change the upright pole into a giant dick with no handle bars
>you grip the tip to turn

I like, and also checked

Comes out of the box with a cassette of ECCOJAMS volume 1 that can't be removed. youtu.be/f-3sZjadCvo

OP here.
Here is the feature list.
> 5 kW motor choked down to legal 250W 25 km/h, unless you enter secret combination with throttle and brake
>Sprays brake fluid reserve if stolen
>giant dick with no handle bars you grip the tip to turn

Dildo speedgauge that you suck faster to go faster and bite to stop

>efficient

the seat is shaped like a massive shit, right down to texture

Which shit? Dog shit, cow shit, bird shit?

Real handle bars instead of dick thing

5.5" infotainment screen with Apple Carplay. Not compatible with Android though.

Dual suspension, 100% silicone dildos

Reroll

Air conditioner

roll

A measuring device which measure how much of a faggot the rider is, the faggotmeter determines speed, if the person is more of a faggot they go faster, if less of a faggot they go slower.

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nice

Reroll

Comes with life-sized picture of my cat. Not framed though.

Reroll x2

Reroll x3

reroll, now framed.

Reroll x4

Reroll x5

Reroll x6

Reroll x7

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weight of scooter is now over 9000

lit

I'd ride that into my next interview!

add windshield wipers

Penis massager and restrainer

Prostate massager

Penis automasturbator and cum fuel recombinant

Fuck off dick handle bar forever

All-season tires/wheels

Made from dildo/ recycled dildos

No dick steering bar thing

one wheel has too much air to the point where it could explode at any moment, and one is completely deflated

Clover design scheme

roll

reroll

Yes dick steering thing. Also a fagomiter for speed