ITT we design a Sup Forums electric scooter.
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ITT we design a Sup Forums electric scooter
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Option for dildo as a seat
Loudly blares ALL STAR as long as it's moved. Can not be turned off
It has four wheels and no handles
It’s made out of a million tiny scooters.
It makes you gay instantly
A cup holder for my drink
Add ricardo as a seat, must insert his dick to ride
has a 4.5L V6 twin turbo engine with 800 hp to power a generator that powers a 5v motor on the rear wheel.
Dildo seat
Faggot ignition switch (only fags can wield the SCOOT)
rainbow LED rims
horn that plays a snippet of the commie anthem
Add rocketfuel engine
reroll
Horn now screams
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
I think we give it bigger wheels with spikes and a seat, and something we can put our feet on. Maybe a bigger engine, something that screams “I couldn’t be more erect”. I think it’ll be a hit with douchebag college kids and old guys who are convinced they’re bad boys.
Yotsuba's face on the front as a faceplate for the scooter
Dildo handle bars
It has a %50 chance for the lithium batteries to spontaneously light on fire while riding
Reload
Fire
It squeaks loudly when going full speed.
Replace front wheel with large car tire
You're describing my E-TWOW scooter. Rides nicely, but if you don't feed it silicone lube on rubber parts, it squeaks more than your moms sextoy
Made entirely out of CP.
Weight cannot exceed 240 pounds
Um... Spartan dashboard which has real analog gauges for battery current and battery voltage. No speedometer.
5 kW motor choked down to legal 250W 25 km/h, unless you enter secret combination with throttle and brake
finally something gets done in this fucking thread
Combination is 42069
Rolling for this
a set of balls and sack under each handlebar similar to a girls tassels on a bike
Wheels are square
wireless headphones that come w/ the scooter. the scooter has a small spot where you can charge them as you ride, like airpods.
even though this would probably cause a handful of accidents it’s worth a shot.
Rolling for this once again
Thank you for the support!
Girl magnet
You mean midget
Rerererole
No, magnet, like Borat wanted. youtube.com
A speaker at the back of the scooter which when the scooter is activated starts playing gay orgy sounds while screaming OP
Angry birds shouting scooter
Reroll
Rerolling for the midget
Sprays brake fluid reserve if stolen
Roll of support once more
entirely remove handles and the post the handles are on
Finally another get
Seagull perch, so you can't leave them outside without having seagull fly there and shit all over the thing
this has become a very efficient scooter so far holy shit
Rerolling to support the reroller
Reroll x2
Reroll x3
OP here.
Here is the feature list.
> 5 kW motor choked down to legal 250W 25 km/h, unless you enter secret combination with throttle and brake
>Sprays brake fluid reserve if stolen
Integrated dick scanner biometrics
Fuck you I'm not done rolling for the dildo handle bars
Fuck op again gib dildo
Real ABS brakes.
Pneumatic system. (Brakes + tank + compressor + suspension)
why not change the upright pole into a giant dick with no handle bars
>you grip the tip to turn
I like, and also checked
Comes out of the box with a cassette of ECCOJAMS volume 1 that can't be removed. youtu.be
OP here.
Here is the feature list.
> 5 kW motor choked down to legal 250W 25 km/h, unless you enter secret combination with throttle and brake
>Sprays brake fluid reserve if stolen
>giant dick with no handle bars you grip the tip to turn
Dildo speedgauge that you suck faster to go faster and bite to stop
>efficient
the seat is shaped like a massive shit, right down to texture
Which shit? Dog shit, cow shit, bird shit?
Real handle bars instead of dick thing
5.5" infotainment screen with Apple Carplay. Not compatible with Android though.
Dual suspension, 100% silicone dildos
Reroll
Air conditioner
roll
A measuring device which measure how much of a faggot the rider is, the faggotmeter determines speed, if the person is more of a faggot they go faster, if less of a faggot they go slower.
>813925799
nice
Reroll
Comes with life-sized picture of my cat. Not framed though.
Reroll x2
Reroll x3
reroll, now framed.
Reroll x4
Reroll x5
Reroll x6
Reroll x7
weight of scooter is now over 9000
lit
I'd ride that into my next interview!
add windshield wipers
Penis massager and restrainer
Prostate massager
Penis automasturbator and cum fuel recombinant
Fuck off dick handle bar forever
All-season tires/wheels
Made from dildo/ recycled dildos
No dick steering bar thing
one wheel has too much air to the point where it could explode at any moment, and one is completely deflated
Clover design scheme
roll
reroll
Yes dick steering thing. Also a fagomiter for speed